Israel and the Robot Snake
Kinda sounds like the updated version of a Bible story. It does seem a bit unfair for Israel to be developing things like robot snakes when their enemies are basically cavemen who have access to guns and explosives. Israel will flood their enemy with their robot snakes, curling around and crushing terrorists, and Hamas will respond with its new hi-tech weapon its developed: A rock tied to a piece of string.
But what if Israel turns on us with its robot snakes? No worries. We’re busy making the T-1000 a reality. T-1000 beats robot snake any day.
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June 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
FIRST! Bwahahahahaha….
June 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
furthermore, since most of Hamas lives in MUD houses, I guess the whole “those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones tied to strings” thing doesn’t apply to them?
Think how much easier Israel’s job would be if they really DID live in glass houses?
June 10th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
But is it poisonous?
June 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Everybody wants a rock to wind a string around.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
They were going to make a robot sheep, but then realized that the sheep would garner way too much unwanted attention from the arabs, who would most likely discover at some point that they were having sex with a robot.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
…until Israel turns them into robot FLYING snakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDAsJCB2Pg
June 10th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Better get the Tracker Foundation started now because I’m sure Soros is already developing V.E.N.O.M.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQdgbs0IUDg
I heard about the robo-snake yesterday on the David Boze show. He suggested we make it small enough to perform a colonoscopy.
Imagine being awakened in your cave hideout in Afghanistan by…
Aaaahhh! Curse you, America!
June 10th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Does robot snake beat lizard spock?
June 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Ours was bigger.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/catagory:Alaskan_land_train
June 10th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Dang it!
http://wikimedia.org/wiki/file:Alaskan_land_train_1.jpg
June 11th, 2009 at 3:04 am
I can’t imagine Israel turning on us…well, I couldn’t imagine it until the Great Pretender got in office and started butt-kissing all the terrorists. Maybe they’ll send that robot snake to the white house.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:05 am
I bet the Iranians have sleeper agents in US universities working on cybernetic Apple Trees with artificial intelligence.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Does this go along with the Iranian claim that the squirrels are spies?