So it’s been revealed in newly released tapes that President Nixon advised George H. W. Bush that the GOP needs more hot women.
So basically Sarah Palin is a Nixon plot.
I predict that if she wins the presidency one day, she will then use the magical powers bestowed upon the leader of the free world to resurrect Nixon. Then we will fall under his rule for a thousand years. It will be dark times with better relations with China.
You’ve been warned.

Would that mean that Sarah Palin is not a true conservative? Sullivan was right.
“It will be dark times with better relations with China.”
…and poor chioces in clothing, and bad hair, and it will be okay to abort babies of mixed race. SARAH PALIN MUST BE STOPPED!
Reminds me of Futurama – Nixon’s Back!!
Even the mighty Sarah would need a big screwdriver to get that twisted son out of the ground!
Nixon? Nixon? F**k Nixon, bring back Regan. That’s enough for the Left to move to the MOon.
Nuke the MOon. (or moon as you prefer)
Zombie Nixon could run this country better than the socialist numb nut brainless wussbag that is in office now
So is Palin Deep Drill?
After the last few months of B.O. I actually wish we had Nixon/Ford right now instead of him
Rush is right on this one thing:Feminazism was established to allow ugly womyn easier access to everything they could not attain by being attractive to men.>>>No surprise that Nixon was for abortions for inter-racial couples, his ‘Southern Strategy’ Sent millions of formerly Republican black voters to the Democrats…Continuing the ‘play for a tie’ strategy in Viet Nam…’Opening Up’ China has led to our current economic abyss for the country while uber-enriching the internationalists who care not who is ‘running’ the country, so long as they control the money flow. What a Legacy! May he burn in Hell.
That said… The GOP needs more Conservative Hot Women, definitely!
That’s not really a fair standard, though. A random vagrant off the street could do a better job than the current dimwit we have in charge now.
Do you write for the Keith Olberdickhead show part-time?
Tricky Dick….gone but not forgotten. But ya gotta admit he was one hell of a pragmatist. Oh yeah speaking of pragmatists….I see where the Prez has uninvited the Iranians from attending our 4th of July part’s. I guess he didn’t want blurry cell phone images of American diplomats and their families being beaten and clubbed by truncheon welding, helmeted, party crashers….good move on his part.
Mark Sanford thinks we need more hot Argentinian women.
Hey live free or die……….why dont’ u care about urself
Only Nixon could go to China,
Dick!!!
Heh-heh-heh-heh! Just as I planned….first Ensign, now Sanford, soon I’ll be the boss Republican of the world!! Now, if I can just get rid of that pesky Giuliani. Signed……….Sarah Palin, still in Alaska but not for long.
sburch79 already got in the o.b. Futurama reference but yea Nixon’s head in a jar would make a better leader than what we have now.
And Nixon was a country club Republican, certainly no conservative. Good grief, Wage and Price controls! Need I say more?
And “live free or die” is on the right track to make jokes about the “Southern Strategy” but I think you aren’t going far enough. It was a myth. Google up the 1972 election returns and explain how a Southern Strategy was even possible. Tricky Dick was amoral but a good political animal. No way he thought he could send ‘code words’ to get southern bigots to abandon a) their hatred of Republicans, b) their love of George Wallace and c) not lose more northern republicans than he would gain.
I still have a Nixon/Agnew campaign button around here somewhere…
I thought it had already been established that Conservative women out-hot Liberal gals by a margin of, what, 10 to 1 or somesuch?
NunyaB,
We’ll believe it when we see it… in the form of a very large photo album with super-hot Conservative women in Bikinis holding either belt-fed, or crew-served automatic weapons.
Basil, I’ll see your Nixon/Agnew and raise you a ———————–>
I was personally insulted by Nixon at a rally in 1968. If he ever comes back I will make every effort to spit on him. And if I ever get to his grave, I will spit on that, too.
F@*k Nixon, and his little dog Agnew, too!
It’s amazing what comes up when you Google “hot bikinis automatic weapons”.
I had no idea!
I Googled “beautiful conservative women” and got 696,000 links in 0.23 second.
You’re on your own from there, DE!