Nixon’s Revenge
So it’s been revealed in newly released tapes that President Nixon advised George H. W. Bush that the GOP needs more hot women.
So basically Sarah Palin is a Nixon plot.
I predict that if she wins the presidency one day, she will then use the magical powers bestowed upon the leader of the free world to resurrect Nixon. Then we will fall under his rule for a thousand years. It will be dark times with better relations with China.
You’ve been warned.
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June 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Would that mean that Sarah Palin is not a true conservative? Sullivan was right.
June 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
“It will be dark times with better relations with China.”
…and poor chioces in clothing, and bad hair, and it will be okay to abort babies of mixed race. SARAH PALIN MUST BE STOPPED!
June 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Reminds me of Futurama - Nixon’s Back!!
June 24th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Even the mighty Sarah would need a big screwdriver to get that twisted son out of the ground!
June 24th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Nixon? Nixon? F**k Nixon, bring back Regan. That’s enough for the Left to move to the MOon.
Nuke the MOon. (or moon as you prefer)
June 24th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Zombie Nixon could run this country better than the socialist numb nut brainless wussbag that is in office now
June 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
So is Palin Deep Drill?
June 24th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
After the last few months of B.O. I actually wish we had Nixon/Ford right now instead of him
June 24th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Rush is right on this one thing:Feminazism was established to allow ugly womyn easier access to everything they could not attain by being attractive to men.>>>No surprise that Nixon was for abortions for inter-racial couples, his ‘Southern Strategy’ Sent millions of formerly Republican black voters to the Democrats…Continuing the ‘play for a tie’ strategy in Viet Nam…’Opening Up’ China has led to our current economic abyss for the country while uber-enriching the internationalists who care not who is ‘running’ the country, so long as they control the money flow. What a Legacy! May he burn in Hell.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
That said… The GOP needs more Conservative Hot Women, definitely!
June 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
That’s not really a fair standard, though. A random vagrant off the street could do a better job than the current dimwit we have in charge now.
June 24th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Do you write for the Keith Olberdickhead show part-time?
June 24th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Tricky Dick….gone but not forgotten. But ya gotta admit he was one hell of a pragmatist. Oh yeah speaking of pragmatists….I see where the Prez has uninvited the Iranians from attending our 4th of July part’s. I guess he didn’t want blurry cell phone images of American diplomats and their families being beaten and clubbed by truncheon welding, helmeted, party crashers….good move on his part.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Mark Sanford thinks we need more hot Argentinian women.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Hey live free or die……….why dont’ u care about urself
June 24th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Only Nixon could go to China,
Dick!!!
June 24th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Heh-heh-heh-heh! Just as I planned….first Ensign, now Sanford, soon I’ll be the boss Republican of the world!! Now, if I can just get rid of that pesky Giuliani. Signed……….Sarah Palin, still in Alaska but not for long.
June 24th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
sburch79 already got in the o.b. Futurama reference but yea Nixon’s head in a jar would make a better leader than what we have now.
And Nixon was a country club Republican, certainly no conservative. Good grief, Wage and Price controls! Need I say more?
And “live free or die” is on the right track to make jokes about the “Southern Strategy” but I think you aren’t going far enough. It was a myth. Google up the 1972 election returns and explain how a Southern Strategy was even possible. Tricky Dick was amoral but a good political animal. No way he thought he could send ‘code words’ to get southern bigots to abandon a) their hatred of Republicans, b) their love of George Wallace and c) not lose more northern republicans than he would gain.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I still have a Nixon/Agnew campaign button around here somewhere…
June 25th, 2009 at 2:04 am
I thought it had already been established that Conservative women out-hot Liberal gals by a margin of, what, 10 to 1 or somesuch?
June 25th, 2009 at 11:39 am
NunyaB,
We’ll believe it when we see it… in the form of a very large photo album with super-hot Conservative women in Bikinis holding either belt-fed, or crew-served automatic weapons.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Basil, I’ll see your Nixon/Agnew and raise you a ———————–>
June 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I was personally insulted by Nixon at a rally in 1968. If he ever comes back I will make every effort to spit on him. And if I ever get to his grave, I will spit on that, too.
F@*k Nixon, and his little dog Agnew, too!
June 26th, 2009 at 3:21 am
It’s amazing what comes up when you Google “hot bikinis automatic weapons”.
I had no idea!
June 26th, 2009 at 3:27 am
I Googled “beautiful conservative women” and got 696,000 links in 0.23 second.
You’re on your own from there, DE!