Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Posted by Frank J. on June 11, 2009 at 10:34 am

…he’s letting Iran drill for oil in ANWR.

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27 Responses to “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    When Obama tries to drive a stick shift, I know he’ll fail.

  2. Socrates H. Obummer says:

    He thinks the right to keep and bear arms allows Michelle to go sleeveless.

  3. IH8Socialist says:

    when Obama gets near a bucket I hope he gets his head stuck in it…

  4. Jimmy says:

    “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

    …he doesn’t hit his head on the helicopter door! The helicopter door hits him. Now THAT’s a Stimulus of the right kind.

  5. ussjimmycarter says:

    Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…he is making Joe Biden look like a genius in comparison his own intellect!

  6. PammyV says:

    …that he thinks putting air in your tires will save enough gas so we don’t have to drill in ANWR.

    Oh, wait….

  7. Plentyobailouts says:

    “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

    It saw hillary clinton making out with janet reno and didn’t decalre a national emergency.

  8. Ed the Pastor says:

    I rebuke thee Plentyobailouts. Oh my minds eye! It hurts! the pain!

  9. Jeff says:

    ..he makes Chavez look like Regan

  10. Jeff says:

    …He makes us remember Jimmy Carter’s administration as the good old days.

  11. daryl says:

    …He will re-interduce the Vega and Corvair.

  12. Jeff says:

    …He hasn’t yet found Dick Cheny’s undisclosed location behind the oval office curtain

  13. Jeff says:

    …He has not been able to stand up to the powerful bucket lobby.

  14. Jeff says:

    ….When he buzzed NYC in Air Force One, he was looking out of the wrong side of the plane, and didn’t get to see any of the good stuff.

  15. Jeff says:

    ….He has not figured out where to plant the “magic” beans he got for Chrysler.

  16. Jeff says:

    …he will go to any lengths including a $20 million dollar date night excursion to avoid Michelle giving him the look.

  17. Jeff says:

    … He has not yet figured out how to send his mother-in-law home.

  18. zzyzx says:

    Well….at least someone is getting to drill in ANWR.

  19. Jeff says:

    ..he goes out for burgers a lot because a) He can’t find the white house kitchen and b) KFC comes in a bucket.

  20. Jeff says:

    …He couldn’t find his birth certificate with both hands.

  21. Plentyobailouts says:

    #19 — That explains the wing for a pick.

  22. Plentyobailouts says:

    “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

    That even david letterman doesn’t want to knock up his kids.

  23. Jeff says:

    …. He doesn’t give people little nicknames like bush did, because he can’t think of any.

  24. Jeff says:

    … he once gave a speech that was later determined to be the extended warranty on a teleprompter.

  25. Anon Y. Mous says:

    Do you supposed McCain would oppose Obama on this one, or would it be just too divisive?

  26. ILoveMyFreedoms says:

    … when asked his true name, he pulled off the bucket and read, “I guess I’m Sherwin Williams.”

  27. Terry_Jim says:

    … there are still some shreds of the Constitution that he hasn’t ‘Czar-ed’ out yet.

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