Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Posted by Frank J. on June 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm

…even his dog is not listening to him and pursuing its own nuclear weapons program.

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14 Responses to “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

1. MarkoMancuso says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

   When Obama tries to bribe his dog with sticks and snausages, I know he’ll fail.

2. MarkoMancuso says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

   …Michelle Obama’s arms are the real power in the triple-bogey administration.

3. Jimmy says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

   …even the nuclear family is not listening to him and is pursuing its own nuclear program! And it’s engaging in nuclear proliferation via nuclear enrichment and breeder reactors.

4. innominatus says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   Though my two dogs’ weapons may not be nuclear, they still certainly qualify as WMDs. You’ve never seen a room clear so fast.

5. Plentyobailouts says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

   # 2 MarkoMancuso, You forgot the warning about linking to ugly men, but still, when Lurch goes to crush you with those arms, I hope it fails.

6. Live Free Or Die says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   Perhaps you should refrain from calling Ahmadinejad O-bah-muhh’s dog. O-bah-muhh is so useless and ineffective that when Malia complains that the puppy is humping her leg again, O-bah-muhh reminds her,”Well, it’s a gift from Ted Kennedy, what do you expect?”

7. DesertElephant says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   Letterman’s Dog perhaps?

8. DamnCat says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

   …he fired Dennis Ross as envoy to Iran for beiing Jewish and pro-Israel and replaced him with Jackie Mason.

9. Son of Bob says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

   Well, in his religion he’s not supposed to have contact with the dog. So, you see his dilemma.

10. Plentyobailouts says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    So did allIwantisjihad knockup lettermans wife? or was that the flying cow?

11. island girl says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Obama is so useless and ineffective as POTUS that his oversized ears have defected to Dumbo’s Circus to find better opportunities

12. Son of Bob says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Plentyobailouts,

    And, let’s not forget that Letterman’s whore got knocked up before they were married…and not even by a baseball player but by an old, nasty comedian. The fact that she was also not a teenager, and definitely old enough to know better, goes without saying, yet I don’t remember anyone making jokes about how his wife looks like a slut or gets knocked up by idiots.

13. 4 of 7 says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Great Might-Have-Been quote:

    “Mr. President, You are Not the ‘Smartest Man’ in THIS room!”

    – Room full of Doctors with 10-16 years of advanced education each.

14. rosatherabidconservative says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 2:09 am

    Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

    Chrissy Matthews now has to rely on actual Viagra to get his tingles…

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