Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Posted by Frank J. on June 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm

…while Iranian protesters were being murdered, he went out for ice cream.

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24 Responses to “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    Isn’t it amazing that that isn’t a joke…it’s real?

    …and, I wonder how much WE paid for that ice cream trip.

  2. Jonathan Gardner says:

    What better way to celebrate the expansion of tyranny?

  3. cjtony97 says:

    HAHA! …oh Frank, you kidder! That is completely OUTRAGEOUS!

  4. Raving Lunatic says:

    …He makes his supporting trolls look downright intelligent.

  5. DamnCat says:

    …the Iranian mullahs call him “The Dairy Queen”.

  6. Jeff says:

    As long as he didn’t get pistachio.

  7. Jimmy says:

    31 different flavors and 12 different herbs and spices. This new flavors for Obama thing that Treacher (and others?) started is really funny, so I quote:

    “P.S. In honor of Obama’s commanding leadership, Ben & Jerry’s has announced 6 delicious new flavors: Truncheon Crunch, Ayatollhouse Cookie Dough, Lemon Loin-Gird, Ineffectual Fudge, Let Them Eat Cake Batter, and Toffeetalitarianism.” Jim Treacher

    Here are some more that come to mind:

    South Lawn ClutterBrickle
    NorkRocket Road
    Chocolate Mousavi
    Orange You-Glad She-Bit (Hillary’s favorite)
    Gubmint Check-A-Lot SCHIP

    Is it Friday yet?

  8. Lechteron says:

    Well Obama’s no longer a nut. Now he’s a fish. A very stupid, crazy fish.

    ACORN changed their name.

  9. MarkoMancuso says:

    …when asked about Iran, he replied, “Is that near Pock-ee-stohn?”

  10. IH8Socialist says:

    “Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”
    he couldn’t even scrub a toilet.

  11. Tim says:

    Has everyone already forgotten that Bush shattered the record for most vacation days taken while in office? What about “watch this drive,” “my Pet Goat” and guitar and cake celebration during Katrina? Where He was actually needed? And Obama can’t go get an ice cream cone with his daughters on fathers day, at least he wasn’t “Clearing Brush” for photo ops. My question, Why was he clearing that brush? Could it be so he could appeal to his southern voters?

  12. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

    He would fail at a job he’s perfectly qualified for:

    President of Kenya.

  13. island girl says:

    His dog Bo has to tug at his pants to pull him away from swatting flies

  14. raml says:

    I would like to point out Iranian Leaders have mastered the use of Gun Control. Poor Iranian people. A lesson??

  15. cjtony97 says:

    #11 – …and dont forget that bush started two wars of aggression on innocent civilians and 9/11 was all his fault because he didnt do anything when he was briefed and he planted the explosives in the twin towers anyway and he never went to war because of daddy and those memos were fake but accurate and his daughters were lushes and he did coke too and got a dui and and and…….. shut up.

  16. Terry_Jim says:

    Hey, Frank, take it easy on the guy.
    You don’t expect him to obsess over distractions like Iran, do you?
    He needs his rest and recreation to accomplish a government take over of the economy.

    As Count Rugen said to Prince Humperdinck,”Get some rest.
    If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.

    I’m sure that while he was playing 18 holes of golf on Sunday with Biden ,
    he kept abreast of the situation on Twitter

  17. Live Feee Or Die says:

    …19 days after his Cairo speech on the freedom of women to wear the hijab, Michelle, Malia and Sasha still not partaking in this ‘freedom’.

  18. Live Free Or Die says:

    … he’ll probably invite Gay Leaders to the White House during ‘Pride’ Month.

  19. Jeff says:

    Re #7
    another new flavor:
    Clusterfudge

  20. Live Free Or Die says:

    …19 days after his Cairo speech defending women’s freedom to wear the hijab, Michelle, Malia, and Sashastil have not embraced this ‘freedom’.

  21. ss396 says:

    # 19 Live Free Or Die:

    President Obama called wearing the hijab a freedom, while President Sarkozy called it an imprisonment.

    (I have to stop now, because the next 38 words that occurred to me would get me banned.)

  22. seanmahair says:

    Obama buy-ed people died. (I know it’s bad, but so is he)

  23. Plentyobailouts says:

    Wow a President Bush troll (11). who knew they existed.

    #19, Why do you suppose the classless disgrace’s wife doesn’t wear a burka? because everyone know it would certainly be an improvement.

    The classless disgrace is ineffectual as the one in charge, that even rahm emmanuall would rather snuggle with pelousy.

  24. NunyaB says:

    Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

    …he asks Ahmadinnerjacket for advice how to go about murdering American (ie TEA Party) protestors.

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