Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…
…not only will he not condemn a brutal regime or break off negotiations, he won’t even rescind a party invite.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
…his 4th of July invitations to the Iranians said “bring you own booze”.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 am
Who else has invitations to O-ZONE’s little 4th Of July thug fest? Hugo Chavez? Kim Jong Il? Syria’s King Hussein?
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
I heard they’re giving them a box of sparklers for every used bullet casing they bring.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 am
Jimmy says: Who else has invitations to O-ZONE’s little 4th Of July thug fest? Hugo Chavez? Kim Jong Il? Syria’s King Hussein?
Answer: everyone on the terrorist watchlist, everyone that hates america. Kim Jong and Iran’s Assakillyoudead want to bring there own fire works to the party.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 am
I want someone from the President’s Counsel on Safety (Nosey Nosing into your business) guys to check on the “sparklers” thing! This cannot be tolerated! These are not safe for our children to use on the 4th of July! Can you imagine all the little tots running around with hot flaming death traps! Oh the humanity! This must be stopped and Sparklers must be banned!!! (They were for years here in the great state of Minnesota, by the way!!!)
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
I guess it’s President al-Assad of Syria. It used to be King Hussein of Jordan, but he was a good guy.
But the O-ZONE is looking more and more like “King Hussein of the USA” which is why I have “Hussein” on the brain.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
“Come on over, we’ve got some beer on ice and a pig on the spit!”
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
ussjimmycarter – I was just looking through my local ordinances yesterday and noticed that sparklers (among all fireworks) are verboten. Of course its one of those, “They’re not really going to do anything to you” kind of rules, but there’s a $600 fine and up to 30 days should they ever decide to.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Thank you, 52.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
Why would he rescind the invitation? He wants to pick up some tips on murdering unarmed civilians so he can “teach us a lesson” when his poll numbers go below 50%.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Why is obama even celebrating? I figured he’d be too busy delivering an apology to Great Britain to commemorate the day.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:39 am
cjtony – I’m also proposing that we American’s wear helmets 24/7, 365 to cut down on the deadly scourge of head injuries happening all across America! Think of the reduced Health Care and the Stimulus to the Helmet Industry.
We will need “inspectors” (Acorn Perhaps?) to randomly enter your home at any hour of the night that they choose to check on your Head Protection Actuation Device and it’s usage. They will all be provided keys to your home for these checks…
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
ussjimmycarter – It sounds like a wonderful Utopia where the streets are paved with playground squishy cork stuff!
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
Hey, maybe O will slap the 4th of July falafel out of Ahmadinejad’s hand and slam Mahmoud’s face down on the BBQ grill.
Ooops, nevermind. Wrong president.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
Maybe if we leak it that the Mullahs watch Fox News?
“This revolution isn’t Islamic, it’s Ironic!”
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
A haiku
Buzzing fan…
The crap flies in
Need aerosol
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 am
Xenophore’s comment got me to thinking about how most American hot dogs are made from pork. They’re perfect for a Porkulus 4th. No wait. Not with Ahmanodinnerpork there. Or our King Hussein, for that matter. Maybe he’ll propose that pork hot dogs be banned in America – or regulated by the FDA. Certainly, pork hot dogs should be taken off the allowed list for Food Stamps. And let’s have a special pork hot dog tax as an interim measure!! I demand government pork with no pork!
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Heheh, I totally just thought of MMORPG parties when I read that. I wonder what class Obama would be?
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Jimmy – Your comment reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Skinner comes walking out of the school, opens his jacket and says, “I have a bomb.” And strapped around his waist are hot dogs. Perhaps Ajad should come to the 4th like that, Obama would laugh till he died! Seriously, that joke would KILL!
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
depends on the rpg, I’m thinking trickser or “bluff-based” rogue though.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Definitely a bard.
Sing a pretty song
String the folks along
‘Till they see thru you
Now you’re freakin’ screwed
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
… that he needs Brian Williams in bed with him to help with the decision making.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Obama= NE druid. He’s going to heal the world with his non-threatening Enya music.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Well, let’s review: Obama, who bows before and embraces dictators around the globe while condemning America – the same Marxist who aspires to be America’s first dictator as he spreads communism each day and stomps on the Constitution – is against protestors gathering in the streets to challenge an oppressive, dictatorial regime. Hey wait, this is starting to make sense. After all, how could he be on record claiming support for the protesters in Iran, then later viciously condemn any American protesters who at some point challenge his illegal dictatorship?
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
#4: I say let them. Saves we soon-to-be revolutionaries from having to do it.
#18: You know full well hObama has no class. Never has, Never will. Why do I feel as if you’d been waiting for that response?