Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…
…every time Kim Jong Il tests a missile, Obama is scared into sending North Korea the federal government’s daily budget for lunch.
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June 10th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Obama is so uselss and ineffective as president that…
…Uhhh, he gave, uhh, Swedish Fish to the uhh, leader, of, uhh, Finland because they, uhh, have, uhh, Swedish fish in, uhh, there.
June 10th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Obama is so uselss and ineffective as president that…
…Uhhh, he gave, uhh, Swedish Fish to the uhh, leader, of, uhh, Finland because they, uhh, have, uhh, Swedish fish in, uhh, there.
June 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Mr. Obama lack of fortitude is only equal to his lack of morals and honesty. He has failed to perform even at a basic level since the primary. The media will continue to provide cover and excuses for his poor performance and lack of integrety but even the liberal democrats are begining to see thru the propaganda. The continued references to a second term is laughable unless he does a south american stye coup.
June 10th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Our “federal government’s daily budget for lunch” is probably greater than North Korea’s daily GDP. Oh. Wait. Did you mean he sends it AT lunch?
June 10th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
…Michelle needles him with remarks like “I wish I’d married a real man – like you did”
June 10th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
…He thinks Finland is the place where the end is, because Fin means end, and, uhh.
June 10th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…”
He thinks there is 57 states, even if you count the US territories including DC there could only be 56.
June 10th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
… He makes Aquaman look like Fred Thompson
… He actually surrendered to France. Thoroughly confused by this alien behavior, France chose to ingnore it an move on.
… The White House office manager took his Swingline stapler & refuses to give it back
June 10th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
…had he been on Star Trek (the series, now) he would have been dressed in a red outfit and killed *immediately* upon landing on alien soil.
June 10th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
a second term is laughable unless he does a south american stye coup
Fifty bucks says they’ll try it…after all, they got away with it in November thanks to the media and ACORN.
LOL #3
#6 maybe Milton will burn down the WH so we can all retire to the beach…
June 10th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Thor,
…had he been on Star Trek (the series, now) he would have been dressed in a red outfit and killed *immediately* upon landing on alien soil.
By the Klingon queen M’chlle
June 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Wait, this statement is pretty much the equivalent of a trick question, isn’t it?
We’re not really sure what government(s) he’s president of, since he’s most likely not a legal American citizen after being born in Kenya. If he’s acting as president of Kenya, where they’ve been wanting to topple the mighty USA and bring it down to size for a long time, he’s very effective.
June 10th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
. . . he turned down a romantic little dinner with the hot First Lady of France, to Bill Clinton’s vicarious disappointment.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
1) Joe Biden still holds a job. 2) Michelle has demoted him to Dogwalker-in-chief. 3) George Soros is threatening to cut O-bah-muhh’s puppet strings 4) EVERYTHING is above his paygrade. 5) France farts in his general direction.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
True fact: BHO was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for insisting on calling it a “Pock.”
June 11th, 2009 at 1:14 am
………that while thousands are losing their jobs here, his wife and daughters are jetting around Europe on our dime.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am
……..he’s afraid of the ceremonial swords worn by Midshipmen for graduation. They’ve been worn at every graduation, to inaugurations, balls and other social and military ceremonies. The secret service has never had a problem with it before, but now the Soc-Com in charge wants to ban all that military nonsense.
Why O’vomit is at the commencement for the Naval Academy is my question. He hates the military. He prefers thugs, miscreants, deadbeats and illegals (and those are just the members of his administration). I’ll bet the Midshipmen would prefer to hear from an actual patriot, like Dick Cheney. Wouldn’t that be a kick in the pants.
June 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
A group of idealistic young naval cadets who still take stuff like “defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic” seriously; armed with shiney, 4 foot long cutlasses?
I see where that might cause a pang of anxiety or two for that one.