Pants

Posted by Frank J. on June 26, 2009 2:03 pm

Lyndon Baines Johnson ordering pants, submitted without comment.

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26 Responses to “Pants”

1. Lechteron says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

   Ummm…. yeah… wow. Goes very well with the last article.

2. Corona says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   Didn’t Ladybird take care of stuff like that?

3. Scooter says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

   I want some of those pants. They sound awesome.

4. cknight says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

   I don’t suppose President Obama worries about his pocket knife falling out when he sits down.

5. MarkoMancuso says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

   I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time.

6. Live Free Or Die says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

   “I never trust a man unless I’ve got his pecker in my pocket.”—LBJ >>> I guess that would explain the need for the longer pants pockets.

7. Lechteron says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

   To Live Free Or Die: That’s much worse when you consider that he kept complaining about his knife falling out of his pocket.

8. cjtony97 says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

   “I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time.”

   Except that once his pants are on, he creates “Great Societies”.

9. DesertElephant says:
   June 26th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

   #7 And once on, he also complains about how the crotch cuts into his balls. That was one classy fella. Yes indeed.

10. cjtony97 says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    DesertElephant – completely agree. “…back to my bunghole.” , I could have done without hearing that.

11. Joecephus says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Thankfully I was not drinking anything when I listened to that, otherwise my keyboard would be ruined.

12. Son of Bob says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Hey, did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died? Why aren’t the news networks covering it?

13. cjtony97 says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    #10 – They’re too busy covering Obama meddling in the politics of some middle eastern country. I think its Iraq.

14. cincinnati_bob says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Some things cannot be unheard.

    I wonder what funeral? JFK?

    He should have ordered them with Tons more crotch room and then added a set of man size balls to the order as well.

15. Basil says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    > MarkoMancuso says:
    > I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time

    Is that a slap at Obama? I’ll have you know that Obama puts his panties on one leg at a time!

16. Freemon SandleWould says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Notice how this guy has no qualms about calling up this private company and asking for this that and the other thing. These politicians always want more.

    There is a freeway named after LBJ in Dallas…… we called it the Long Blwo Jbo

17. Idaho Spud says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    If the conversation was taking place today with the Ayatolla Barbarack he would refer to the anatomical location as the tounge hole. Assuming he was with Rahm. It’s a different world today.

18. Sgt Relic says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:24 am

    And people wonder why we lost the Vietnam War.

19. Kent says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    you can imagine this high-paid heir exec jotting down “bunghole” while transcribing notes from the president of the free world. Actually, if anything I’m a bit shocked that a term I associate with Bevis and Butthead is that old. Then again, Mike Judge is from Texas, so maybe “bunghole” is Texas’ gift to the world.

    Ali G Indahouse was just on G4. I didn’t realize they’d made a full length movie of that character as well. Very British – a bit heavy on London getto slang for most people to follow. Not all terrible – a bit more “stoned when written for an audience baked beyond words” than I’d like, but some really funny bits. The fact that he can’t distinguish feminist from lesbian is pretty funny. Some of it is a bit like Idiocracy in the mix of politics and stupidity, and it’s equally prophetic.

20. zzyzx says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Lynden Baines Johnson, oh yeah I remember him. He’s the guy who promised not to send any ‘Mericam boys to fight a land war in Asia. And then promptly send lots and lots of ‘Merican boys to fight a land war in Asia. He also liked to pull the ears of his dogs.

21. Jimmy says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Mr. Johnnnnnnson (As Bill Buckley used to call him) liked to sit on his private White House crapper and make his most important phone calls – especially to people like Joseph Califano, his senior domestic policy advisor in charge of advising him on Great Society legislation.

22. urbuggeme says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    bet he would have love diamond gusset jeans… your nuts ani’t the best area to put 4 seams into one place

23. cjtony97 says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    “Nothing comes between me and my Calvin……..Coolidges’”

24. Peren says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Good Lord. Presidents should not have bungholes.

25. DesertElephant says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    I thought only Barrels had Bungholes. And Peren, our current President IS a bunghole.

26. Peren says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am

    So… are you saying America is a barrel now?

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