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If Sanford has a lovechild, it would be awesome if, to get to know him better, he worked with him at a junkyard.

Michael Jackson will always be with us as he’s 80% recyclable.

So, any news from Iran? How are they coping with Michael Jackson’s death?

Remember the arcade game where MJ would touch a chimp and become a robot? That was fun.

How long until someone says if we only had Obama’s health plan, MJ would be with us now? Or has that already happened? Of course, do you want to make the argument that national healthcare means more pedophiles walking the streets.

“I’ve come to bury Michael Jackson, not to praise him. Also, I’ve come to dance. Woo!”

I love how EA sports games have the most options of any games and the smallest instruction booklets. Great combo.

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  1. How long until someone says if we only had Obama’s health plan, MJ would be with us now?

    It’s true – he would be with us. He’d still be dead – but with us in that he’d be laying on a gurney in a hospital hallway waiting for treatment.

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  2. “I’ve come to bury Michael Jackson, not to praise him. Also, I’ve come to dance. Woo!”

    Random thoughts:
    Does this mean the Elephant man can now rest in peace?
    Will the freak molest children from the grave?
    Will pepsi continue to succumb to the will of a classless disgrace or will it bring back its richard pryor wanna be?
    Does this mean that guys with only right arms will start having to buy gloves in pairs?

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  3. Inquiring minds want to know if Bubbles the chimp attacked Jacko after getting into his Xanax, ripped off his fac, and the plastic surgeons engrafted one of the Thriller Zombie faces onto Jacko

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  4. Honestly, I think nearly everyone who wasn’t sick of MJ over a decade ago will be soon. It was mourning when people were watching Thriller on YouTube last night. It gets really old really fast when Fox has wall-to-wall coverage during the crises with Iran and North Korea. I really hope we aren’t so distracted by this that something brutal sneaks up on us.

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  5. I love how EA sports games have the most options of any games and the smallest instruction booklets. Great combo.

    Did you just buy Fight Night Round 4? Ridiculous amount of features. So far I am loving the ability to download characters. Nothing like correcting history and knocking out Ivan Drago as Apollo Creed. Still hoping for an Easter egg that allows apollo to come out wearing the uncle sam hat dancing to “Living in America”

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  6. Michael Jacksons death should be a boon for that class of social parasites known to the rest of us by the term….lawyer. No doubt an army of them will spend the next twenty years carving up, and fighting over his estate, suing and counter suing and getting rich in the process.

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  7. I know MJ turned out to be a creep, but for those of us in our 40’s, losing Farrah and MJ on the same day is pretty surreal. Those were two of the biggest icons of our coming of age. Every boy had a Farrah poster and every girl had her hairdo. Everyone had MJ’s albums, wore one glove or tried to moonwalk. He also changed the face of music videos (see, MTV used to show videos all the time. It was kind of cool.) I would never excuse his horriffic behaviour, but if you take a snapshot of time, he did have a heavy influence on pop culture.

    That said, there was still way too much coverage yesterday.. and I was especially surpirsed that Fox stayed with it for so long.

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  8. “It’s true – he would be with us. He’d still be dead – but with us in that he’d be laying on a gurney in a hospital hallway waiting for treatment.” -DamnCat

    Now, THAT just made me laugh.

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  9. “If Sanford has a lovechild, it would be awesome if, to get to know him better, he worked with him at a junkyard.”

    That made me spit beer….um rather coffee on my keyboard, while “Doot Doot DoDoot” played in the background.

    Well played Frank J

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  10. You don’t think that the Patrician jackasses on the hill and in the Big White house on Pennsylvania would try sneaking their liberty-killing legislation by while everyone was distracted by the King of Pedos, do you? I say check for Hypodermics of cardiac Arrest inducing drugs with Rahms fingerprints on them, and quick.

    As for Honoring that junk-grabbing whackjob, I ask only, “What the Hell for?” Maybe if he’d actually done something productive, I’d understand. I mean, it’s not as if he was a Cop, Soldier, or anyone who was actually useful.

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  11. The entire Iranian gov’t went out for ice cream when they heard about MJ. They thought that would be a great way to show the world that they have the latest crisis under control.

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  12. While I realize this isn’t funny, it just needs to be said, I really hope that poor boy (since he was never allowed to grow up, normally anyway) can finally find some peace. A more screwed up, confused, disassociated individual I’ve never seen.

    How said for those who cared about him must this be. He was someone’s child, brother, uncle and father and while he was responsible for most of his problems, even in death the abuse goes on and on and on and on.

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  13. David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, Bill May …
    How many B-list celebrities have to die before we learn to stop trying to watch what’s happening in Washington?
    Oh! The humanity!

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