Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: xaetognath

xaetognath — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:35:07 +0000

This just in from California: Michael Jackson is still dead.

There. Someone had to say it. So I did.

By: Steynian 369 « Free Canuckistan!

Steynian 369 « Free Canuckistan! — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:06:59 +0000

[...] SAYS IMAO: I’m interested in what’s happening in Iran but not particularly interested in Michael Jackson. [...]

By: George

George — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:41:18 +0000

Michael who?

By: Anon Y. Mous

Anon Y. Mous — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:48:29 +0000

Are there other types of barrows than the wheel kind? Like skibarrows?

Where do you get this “barrow” jazz from? They’re “wheelbarrels”. They were invented when some guy cut a barrel in half and added a wheel. Wheelbarrel. Simple.

You come up with some of the weirdest stuff.

By: HCG

HCG — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:03:58 +0000

Q: Bailouts, national healthcare, cap and trade. immigration reform: Is Obama trying to ruin too much of the economy too quickly?

A: Yes, that way he can bankrupt the country and be “forced” to raise taxes to European confiscatory levels. It’s all about the power. Beware the VAT.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:02:12 +0000

First Kid Name? I suggest Quasimodo Ignacious Franah Jr.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:01:57 +0000

37 – I knew it was somthin.

Actually, the Ghostbusters theme was so close to Huey Lewis’ I want a New Drug that he sued. Think about it. It’s exactly the same song. Right when it came out, the guy who wrote it (Ray Parker Jr) said they came to him and said they need a theme song TODAY.

By: ghost

ghost — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:05:59 +0000

For every terrorist we kill, we create ten more. Then we kill those ten and eventually they run out.

But how many are saved? I’d say for each death at least 50 terrorists are created or saved.

By: James Flames

James Flames — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:52:11 +0000

my random thought:
is it just me or does sonya sotermayor look like hugo chavez with a wig?

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:39:03 +0000

I’m not sure what’s going on in Honduras, but I figure if Obama, Hillary, and Hugo don’t like it….it must be good for the US. As far as what caused the demise of Billy Mays goes, I’d say my first suspect would be the Shamwow Guy….Vince. With that Jersey accent of his, he’s got Mafia hit man written all over him.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:31:23 +0000

Is it a coincidence that, as rumors of a SarahK pregnancy surface, that (alleged) child molester Michael Jackson dies of “mysterious” causes?

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:47:47 +0000

Bible Story:
1. Joseph, at the orders of Pharaoh, seizes 20% of Egypt’s crops from the producers during each of the 7 years of plenty. (didn’t buy it, didn’t write them an IOU, didn’t ask for voluntary donation; seized it).
(Genesis 41:34)
2. During the first year of famine, sold grain back to the Egyptians at inflated prices until Pharaoh had complete control of the money supply.
(Genesis 47:14)
3. During the second year of famine, exchanged grain for livestock (seized the means of production).
(Genesis 47:17)
4. During the third year of famine, exchanged grain for land And made indentured servants (share-croppers/slaves) of all the Egyptians.
(Genesis 47:20-21)
5. Did Not seize the property of the Priests (the law-making elite class).
(Genesis 47:22)
6. Continued to tax the Eqyptians at a rate of 20% annually.
(Genesis 47:24)
7. Gained special priviledges for his kinfolk in the land of Goshen.
(Genesis 47:27)

The Egyptians didn’t have a Constitution – what’s Our excuse?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:39:30 +0000

I actually talked to my Mazda dealer about putting nitrogen in my Mazda Speed and he said it is for real. I’m running Toyo Racing Tires and he said it will improve everything. At $250.00 a copy I’m willing to give it a try so when I replace these over priced bad boys I’m going to have him put it in and we will see…

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:40:06 +0000

Forget carbon dioxide; most of air is nitrogen. Do we need that for anything? Let’s declare war on that gas.

Nitrogen is a valuable tool for prying money out of the hands of idiots: There is a new car dealer here in town who’s trying to build up his service business. He’s advertising that if you come in for 4 new tires, he’ll fill them with pure nitrogen which he claims improves gas mileage and tire lifespan.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:11:19 +0000

“For every terrorist we kill, we create ten more. Then we kill those ten and eventually they run out.”

Only liberals could be stupid enough to come up with the theory that “For every terrorist we kill, we create ten more,” as if seeing a terrorist being blown to pieces by our military looks so appealing that ten more idiots want in on the action. That’s like saying, “For every offensive, gay, hate-monger with a website slamming celebrities that Will.I.Am punches in the face, he creates ten more.” My guess is that there will actually be one less website making fun of the Black-Eyed Peas, and at least ten more thinking twice before making fun of those guys on theirs, as well.

By: Room 237

Room 237 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:51:58 +0000

I want some report to ask Amendinijhad what he thinks about Michael Jackson

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:36:20 +0000

I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson did the Twitter…if you know what i’m sayin! I’m just sayin.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:34:18 +0000

Perez Hilton seriously needs mental help, though what he’ll probably claim what he needs is a Twinkie.

No he needs Will.I.Am to give him a beat down everyday. Maybe if he got the snot beat out of him enough times it would fix his sorry stupid a$$.

By: Peren

Peren — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:30:07 +0000

The Ghostbusters theme sounds more like Bad.

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:45:30 +0000

Also Joseph Louis Barrow, heavyweight champion from 1937 to 1949, after he dropped the “Barrow”.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:26:20 +0000

Point Barrow, Alaska, the northernmost point of the U.S.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:21:19 +0000

Compare Psalm 127:4-5 with O-bah-muhh’s,”If they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.” I guess Rev. Wright preached that children are an Obamanation to the Lord.

By: maor

maor — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:11:39 +0000

The reason you don’t declare war on nitrogen, even though it’s useless, is that of all chemical compounds, it’s one of the least likely to be able to kill you.

Kind of like Canada.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:25:02 +0000

Ernie Loco –

“A righteous person hates lying, but a wicked person behaves with shame and disgrace…….especially that Obama guy.” Proverbs 13:5

Man, this Bible thing sure hits the nail on the head, huh?

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:21:59 +0000

I thought Peretz Hilton was a twinkie.