Randomish Thought-thingies
I’m hate the Twitter. It’s so rude when people do it in meetings, or while having dinner. Or while on the toilet. That’s just gross.
@sarahk47 You said you were going to pick up some more Charmin. I remember you saying that!
@sarahk47 Yes, you did! And I need some!
@sarahk47 Hurry up! My right leg has fallen asleep.
Yay! I’m now following @Jonasbrothers. They are SO cool! I think they’ll follow me back.
BLOCK SpaceMonkey_
My foot itches.
FOLLOW MichelleMalkin
Did you know that if you take a wash cloth, put it over your hand, and rub the soap on it back and forth real fast, you can see an outline of your hand in the wash cloth.
I like pie.
@JTlol My watch says it’s 12:29. I think it’s fast. What time do you have?
NUDGE MichelleMalkin
I just bought a new poster of Robert Pattinson. I’m taking it to work next week! All the guys will be so jealous.
STALK MichelleMalkin
@andylevy When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Greg.
@greggutfeld When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Andy.
@MichelleMalkin I sent you an email. Did you get it?
@MichelleMalkin Hello?
I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.
OFF @MichelleMalkin
I have an idea for a TV show. A guy buys a an old car. Turns out, it’s really his dead mother. And she speaks through the radio. It’s a can’t miss!
How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
RT @Jonasbrothers LIVE WEBCAST on FACEBOOK tomorrow at 5PM PDT! Tweet us your questions early here! > http://bit.ly/jRmcu -JB
FOLLOW bamapachyderm
@bamapachyderm I sent you an email. Did you get it?
For my birthday, I want a pony. And a real one, this time. Not one made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones. Like last year.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I got a life-size Miley Cyrus made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones for my birthday last year. It was the second best birthday I’ve ever had.
I ate 12 Krystals once. That was for lunch. For dinner, I had 50 hard-boiled eggs, and fought George Kennedy for dessert.
@bamapachyderm You never responded to my email. Don’t worry. I’ll send another one.
I am president of the Charlotte Rampling fan club.
@bamapachyderm What’s your fax number?
Can you use a blackberry in the shower? I heard you can. But if you get it wet, it might stop wo
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June 4th, 2009 at 1:15 am
As an avid fan of Red Eye, I seriously laughed out loud for the @greg and @andy comments.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:17 am
[...] Frank J_ demonstrates the fundamental Twitter social networking hierarchy dilemma — interspersed with some randomish thought-thingies: FOLLOW @MichelleMalkin [...]
June 4th, 2009 at 5:15 am
@Frank_J Hey!, I tried that trick with the washcloth and the soap and you are right, I can totally see the outline of my hand. I’m still waiting for you in the shower. Is that you? OOPS, I dropped the so
June 4th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Sarah, Charmin sucks. It’s like wiping your ass with a beach towel. Scott tissues are much better. You can really crank on it.
June 4th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Fake Frank J is really Jimmy Carter!
June 4th, 2009 at 10:26 am
“I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.”
Was that Harvey The Rabbit? I get it now. Frank has an ET experience and then Harvey shows up at IMAO with his incredible brain!! And now Frank is reduced to posting with a hand-held gadget (that Harvey gave him) from a distance with a thing called “Twitter” that Harvey invented. This is diabolical!
June 4th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Harvard Business Publishing did a study on Twitter, and there research found that “an average man is 40% more likely to be followed by another man than by a woman.”
In other words, Harvard found that Twitter is gay.
http://blogs.harvardbusiness.org/cs/2009/06/new_twitter_research_men_follo.html
June 4th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@MichelleMalkin Hello?
I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me……..OMG MichelleMalkin IS Jimmy Carter!!
June 4th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
How much wind could a
Wind breaker break if a wind
Breaker could break wind?
I totally stole this for the Haiku Thursday that I’m celebrating with a couple of my friends on Twitter.
D @MattyGFresh
June 4th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Frank, you almost make me want to join twitter. But I’m not ghey so I probably won’t.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK OR FAKE FRANK! HAVE A GREAT DAY!
June 4th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Sorta reminds me of the honeymoon escapades of Frank when …..ewww waaahh argghhh, the sea lice pic is now stuck in my mind.
June 4th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Why are there accounts to post to IMAO I’ve never even heard of?
June 8th, 2009 at 1:08 am
Frank, this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.