*SHUDDER*
Maybe my recent re-watching of Dirty Harry has skewed my judgment, so I’ll ask for a second opinion
Is it just me, or does this note have a sort of creepy, Amber-Alert vibe to it?
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In my head, I keep hearing this note being read in the Scorpio Killer’s nervous, giggly voice.
Which reminds me – how long until Obama pays Rahm Emanuel to beat the crap out of him so that he can hold a press conference and blame it on Rush Limbaugh?
Oh, and normally I’d worry that comparing the President to a child-rapist/serial-killer would be crossing a line, but thanks to David Letterman, there ARE no more lines in political comedy. Or so I infer from the mainstream media’s reaction (or lack thereof) to what he said about Sarah Palin.
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June 12th, 2009 at 9:22 am
DIRTY HARRY’S PARTNER: “What do you think? Gang hit? Screwed up drug sale? Unlucky John? Or an unhappy love affair? Hey, don’t tell me this s–t’s getting to ya’! Not Harry Callahan! Say it ain’t so.
DIRTY HARRY: “Naw, this stuff isn’t gettin’ to me. The shootings, the knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks, teachers being thrown out of buildings ’cause they don’t give A’s, that doesn’t bother me a bit! Or this job either, having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy, and red tape. No, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what really makes me sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean, nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
June 12th, 2009 at 9:29 am
HEADLINE: Bush writes girl a note for missing school.
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) — Ten-year-old Kennedy Corpus has a rock-solid excuse for missing the last day of school: a personal note to her teacher from President George Chimpy McFattypants.
Her father, John Corpus of Green Bay, stood to ask Obama about health care during the president’s town hall-style meeting at Southwest High School on Thursday. Before he was dragged away to Bush’s gulag, he told Hitler reincarnated that his daughter was missing school to attend the event and that he hoped she didn’t get in trouble.
“Do you need me to write a note?” McBushNazi asked. The crowd laughed, but the president was serious, as juding by the fact that this reporter saw him hungrily eyeing the girl.
On a piece of paper, he wrote: “To Kennedy’s teacher: Please excuse Kennedy’s absence. She was delicious. George Bush.” He stepped off the stage to hand-deliver the note, via a punch — to Kennedy’s surprise.
“I thought he was joking until he started walking down,” Kennedy said after the event, showing off the note in front of a bank of television cameras. “It was like the worst thing ever. He tried to shake my hand, but I spat on him. Then some guy from MSNBC asked me if I wanted to get married.
The fourth-grader at Aldo Leopold elementary in Green Bay already knew what she was going to do with the note: frame it along with her ticket to the event. She said she’d make a copy to show to whatever remains of the resistance to BushStupidUglyHead.
Kennedy said she had never seen Bush before. “He makes Stalin look good,” she said.
June 12th, 2009 at 9:29 am
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June 12th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Nope not just you. Has anyone else noticed that the classless disgrace has time to party and run off with minors, but hasn’t got time to read a book on economics or foreign policy? jorge soros definately picked the right puppet. The classless disgracful pediphille is too busy being cool to be anything but the classless pos he is. I’ll bet he thinks he can drop an ipod on alliwantsajob after they nuke us.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Could have been worse. She could have gotten a note from Rahm-Bo…now THAT would be truly terrifying for any child.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:17 am
There is no excuse for the Kennedys’ behavior.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Thanks to Letterman nothings off limits. Now it’s time to make fun Obama’s little brats in the name of comedy.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:02 am
#7, can’t, the cats keep buring them.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:14 am
So when they show the classless disgrace’s kids a picture of hussein and its wife? do they ask the kids — Who’s yo daddy?
June 12th, 2009 at 11:31 am
(Story from an unknown but astute source:)
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like an eternity, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid that his heart is still beating, but he is brain-dead.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
June 12th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Hey, if Obam…uhhh… found out her parents were Republicans, that child-rapist/serial-killer would have been the likely outcome, so don’t feel too bad about making that connection.
June 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I find the signature curious. The “b” slashed through the “O” makes it look like a slashed ZERO! Haha… Guess he reads the blogs that call him Chairman Zero
June 12th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Uh-oh. The New Majority has infiltrated IMAO and is attempting to turn Marko’s comments into squishy moderate drivel.
June 12th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I never did trust that “Ed” guy, innominatus.
June 12th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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June 12th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
But Harvey is right, the whole scene has a “Want some candy, little girl?? It’ll make ya feel good!” kind of thing to it. When that Austrian girl’s dad trapped her in that dungeon, no doubt ol’ Fritz sent out notes that looked a lot like the one Barry wrote.
I was busy yesterday and kind of out-of-the-loop on news events. I knew Prez Obeyme was up north talkin’ healthcare, but I hadn’t heard about this Kennedy note thing. When I first saw the note here on IMAO, I thought it was about some kind of really perverted Obama/Teddy K/Mary Jo love triangle thing. Yeah, when given incomplete information, my brain reaches some weird conclusions…
June 12th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Aye, there’s the rub. Andy Robinson looks like the perfect Psycho-killer president, so he couldn’t get elected.
His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama, on the other hand, looks just like the quiet neighbor who made balloon animals for the kids at the park, and who has seventeen boddies burried in the basement crawlspace. Nothing to see here, move along.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
This HAD to have been staged. What are the odds that a little girl by the name of ‘Kennedy’ should pop up at the campaign stop, er town hall meeting of Dear Leader. Typical balm for the ignorant masses. (say in most soothing, hypnotic voice) ‘Pay no attention to my ineptness as a leader. Or how I’ve pandered to the enemies of this country while blowing off former allies. Pay no attention to the nifty little paybacks for supporters or attempts to destroy my critics. Just watch your Dear Leader take the time to show concern for a little girl….witness my magnificence, my omnipotence. Look over HERE, not over theeerrrreeeee.’
June 12th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
While this story is “cute”, perhaps we should look a little deeper.
This little girl’s own father took her out of school for the day. Why would he need a “note”, unless we lived in a police state whereby parental guardianship had been usurped by the government, giving schools the right to overrule parental decisions?
And, even if some note was needed, by what authority would Barack Hussein have more say than a parent regarding decisions affecting that parent’s child, and granting him the ability to authorize a school absence that a parent didn’t have?
I’m just sayin’
June 12th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
When no one’s looking, I grudgingly admire Obama’s mastery of propaganda techniques. This note thing is probably one of the best bits of “Plain Folks” political theater I’ve ever seen.
http://changingminds.org/techniques/propaganda/plain_folks.htm
June 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Clean, articulate … and such nice penmanship!
June 13th, 2009 at 12:02 am
I can’t stand even lookin’ at Obama, but I have to admit, the scene of him writing the note to the little girl was cute. So sue me. I’m assuming it’s the ONLY thing I will be OK with regarding Obama.
June 13th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Even creepier:
“To Biwwy’s teacher,
Pwease excuse Biwwy’s absence…he’s wif me.
Bawney Fwank”
June 13th, 2009 at 4:19 am
The O is borderline Zodiac Killer iconography.
He even named his dog Bo.
Obama’s cult of personality is creepy at best.
June 13th, 2009 at 7:25 am
The creepy part is a little girl named “Kennedy”. The fact that King Obama would start taking the “Right of First Night” privileges doesn’t surprise me.
June 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Um. This actually happened to me, with GW Bush. My son had just joined the transitional phase of Cub Scouts, and for their version of a merit badge, had to attend a political meeting. I think they had city council in mind. On short notice, we got tickets to a 2000 Bush rally. It was just as corny as you expect a campaign rally to be, and if you never heard GWB on the stump, you really missed something. The place was on fire. They were tearing up the chairs. There wasn’t supposed to be an autograph session, but what [GOP] candidate can wave off a Scout with a handbook in his hand? George gave the old thumbs up, then the correct 2-finger Cub Scout sign, and signed that handbook, large, in the correct blank for “signature of community leader.” Then he said “Scouting’s great. Stay with it!” Cynics may note that BSA’s headquarters is just down the road from Mr. Bush’s home.
The candidate went on to serve two terms as President of the United States. The cub went on to become an Eagle Scout and just finished his first year at the military academy. All things being equal, he’ll have to shake hands with Barack Obama when he graduates. Unless you help.
June 15th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
As usual, the AP only tells half the story.
There was another child at the presser whose parents also took her out of school for the day, but her request for a get-out-of-
jail-school note was denied. The child’s name: Reagan.