The Only Thing Inexpensive About Obama
John Hawkins has found that there are some great deals now on Obama collector’s plates. They’re getting so inexpensive that soon it will be cheaper to buy them than regular plates. Think of it: You could microwave a burrito on Obama. It would be the first useful thing he’s ever done.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Can’t wait ’til the Secret Service busts the first Greek wedding…
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
The plates need a bailout, stat! Call the commemorative plate czar!
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
The term “collector’s” implies that the value is expected to rise. With that in mind, I find humor in the fact that those mind-numb voters who worshipped at the feet of “The One” to the point of buying “collector’s” plates bearing his image have now lost their money and are left with a worthless, ugly plate.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Is it just plates or are there other porcelain collectors Items available? Perhaps some sort of throne.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
But He Who Commands The Sea Unicorn Army Of Changeland isn’t responsible for the plates, Frank. He Who Commands The Sea Unicorn Eath Of Changeland was merely used for – SHUDDER – profits by – SHUDDER – cap, cap, capitalists!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Cool! At this rate, by the end of summer I’ll be able to buy bulk quantities to use as skeet!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
cjtony97 – good one!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Jeff, there is a commemorative Messianic Throne, but when you use it, the only thing flushed away is your wallet.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I hear that the super cheap collector plates make great replacement skeet for skeet shooting. I wouldn’t know personally because I’d never buy a collector plate.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Kind of like the “Obama commemorative coins?” Yeah, a piece of painted, embossed tinfoil over a 50 cent pieces:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PGbjPr7ArA
Bwahahahahaha!
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
If they get a little cheaper, I’m going to buy at least two. I have some liberal friends whom I would love to see my dogs eating from a B H O plate.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Thanks for the link, Jimmy. Obama: the cheap piece of crap administration. I like it.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Jimmy! You mean my Obama coins are…worthless!!! How can this be! I was told they were an exciting offer of Change and Hope and were a “collectors item” to be “cherished by my family for years to come”…
Sarcasm now off! I can’t believe the rubes who went out and bought this crap and now want their money back! You buy junk, you keep junk, it’s that simple moron!
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Someone needs to come out with a commemorative Obama Waffle Iron! BWAAAAA! I’d pay money for that!
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yes, ussjc. Your coins are worthless. So are your Obama coins! And I’d pay your real Obama coins for a talking Obama bobblehead. Yes I would.
Marko, “Obama: the cheap piece of crap administration.” LOL
O-ZONE
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
CLICK ME!!!
The coins with the sticker were even better. The dumbing down of America is complete and irreversible :[
Welcome to the 3rd world.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
anything with dear leaders face on it is worthless. How bout some commemorative Obama TP……you can wipe you a$$ with an a$$wipe now thats priceless
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
things like this always go up in value after someone dies…….hmmmmmm
If someone was dumb enough to buy it maybe they’d…..
hey, I can dream can’t I?
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
#17…by the late 1970′s, we had Jimmy Carter and Iatolah Kohmani toilet paper…the rebirth with “That One” should be just a matter of a few more months. Hmmmnn…I wonder if it will be printed on “ecologically sound, rapid dissolving, recycled paper”? And would wiping yourself with Obama’s picture be considered racist (not that I care; we’re all considered racists for not voting for him).
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 pm
“$19.95 – Strict limit of two per order”
Spending $39.90 on something worth $4 is a perfect symbol of this presidency.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 pm
What’s the going price for commemorative “I voted for John McCain” beer glasses?
June 24th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Just don’t put the Obama plates in the dishwasher or the fingerpaint will come off.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:54 am
OK, we all wait until these plates hit a dollar, then we buy in bulk, and have a plate smashing protest on the national mall.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:56 am
marvin – I like it! Or we could get all “artsy” and have 300 people urinate on them at once so we can get some grant money.
June 24th, 2009 at 9:09 am
The prices are almost low enough for Relief Agencies to buy them, and send them to, say, Sudan refugees, or, if it gets worse over there, Somalian refugees. You know, send some of O-bah-muhh’s HOPE and CHANGE abroad.
June 24th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Or perhaps they will be snapped up by innovative Carnival-Midway-Games-Riggers. Whoever’s quarters tossed on to the O-bah-muhh Plate wins..An O-bah-muhh Plate! Brilliant!
June 24th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Americans are obviously racist.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Are you kidding? These damn things are never microwave safe.
June 29th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Obama toilet paper wouldn’t work. You would never be able to tell when you’re done wiping.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Ignorant idiots.