Comments on: Top Ten Reasons Obama Hasn’t Spoken Out About Iran

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:11:26 +0000

He thinks I-Ran is a simple sentence, and basketball, not track, is Obie’s sport of choice.

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Steynian 366 « Free Canuckistan! — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:08:51 +0000

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By: Xenophore

Xenophore — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:21:07 +0000

He’s having trouble interpreting the hadiths to see which side to back.

By: Lei

Lei — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 16:22:48 +0000

He is afraid he will miss his photo-op with Ahmadinejad.

By: stopHAARP

stopHAARP — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:31:56 +0000

Obama’s too busy s’ing Rothschild d.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:11:06 +0000

Allah hasn’t told him what to say yet.

By: Anon Y. Mous

Anon Y. Mous — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:46:55 +0000

Iran is determined to make Obama back away from his drive to open a serious dialogue with them. For political reasons, that regime prefers that he be the one to back off rather than just rejecting his overtures outright. But, they underestimate how willing Obama is to debase himself (and the USA) no matter what outrage they commit. If Obama were to take the side of the protesters now, once the mass killing starts, he would have to respond in their favor. But, by staying above the fray, he will be able to lick the mullahs’ spittle no matter how many bodies are laying in the streets.

By: skippy

skippy — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 07:21:59 +0000

No one’s told him which one of the 57 states it’s in

By: Zeke

Zeke — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:30:25 +0000

0. Bush would have been supporting the protestors on day one, and Obama’s still trying to decide whether the opposite of this is to say nothing or to come out in favour of the mullahs.

By: Kodom

Kodom — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:01:11 +0000

They did not contribute to his campaign.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:19:40 +0000

All he ever learned to say in arabic is allai lie liel lie ieeeeEEE *boom*

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:47:06 +0000

8. Iran is Shiite, and Obama can’t remember if that’s the type of Muslim he secretly is.

yes Obama is shiite a big steaming pile of dog shiite.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:24:34 +0000

11. Being President is real hard and Barry wants his mommy.

12 Hillary broke her arm when she shoved her fist up his ass for being a dick. He doesn’t want to break the other arm.

13 Rush Limbaugh has caused all the problems in Iran and should have to clean them up.

14 He called Barbara Boxer Maam and she punched him in the head and he’s still woozy.

15 North Korea is the most dangerous country in the history of the universe and all his energy must be spent on that problem…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:38:28 +0000

Plus, he can’t locate it on a map.

Hillary can, but she can’t point now. O-ZONE broke her elbow.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:50:03 +0000

He has spoken on iran.

Good for nothing classless disgrace: uh uh my brother iamahandjob er uh um has returned uh uh uh iran to a er er er peaceful state by uh uh uh winning uh uh uh the argument with his uh er um detractors. I uh uh am uh er looking uh forward uh to meeting with my brother on uh ih destroying uh the uh uh United States, I uh uh nuclear uh weapons.

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By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:15:07 +0000

The surveys aren’t back yet telling him which side the 52% are supportive of.

By: Bradley

Bradley — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:40:37 +0000

A whole list of references to iran and not one Flock of Seagulls joke?

You’re slipping.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:09:11 +0000

“10. He hasn’t yet gotten to the “Supporting Democracy” chapter in his The Presidency for Dummies book.”

“Rules For Radicals” doesn’t have a chapter on supporting democracy.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:44:23 +0000

Because it is illegal for them to give campaign contributions and they haven’t even tried to get around that law like the Palestinians did so successfully.

By: Bluepitbull

Bluepitbull — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:43:57 +0000

Number 8 has to be the funniest.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:34:07 +0000

Up until now, he thought Persians were arrogant cats who preferred to take care of themselves.

By: eddiebear

eddiebear — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:33:44 +0000

He hasn’t finished his waffles yet.

By: Trouble

Trouble — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:28:16 +0000

I think you hit the nail squarely upon the head with point 4.

That and, of course, even with ACORN around… Iranians don’t vote in US elections, so Obama doesn’t give a flying squat.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:23:55 +0000

A wise Latina advised against it.