Vacation
I’m on vacation this week, so don’t expect posts from me. Also, Thursday is my thirtieth birthday, so please give it proper celebration in my absence. You can also see if there’s a Senator’s seat opening up since I’ll be old enough now. Also, my birthday, June 4th, is National Gun Safety Day, so don’t shoot yourself with a gun or you will bring great dishonor upon me.
Later.
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June 1st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I’m on vacation this week, so don’t expect posts from me
So how is this different from not being on vacation?
Badum-chee!
Hey, someone was going to say it and I’m all in favor of the low hanging fruit approach to humor.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Yeah, community service is a high calling, Frank. Do you get to pick the size of your orange jump suit this time, or do you get the one-size-fits-all onesie? Hate those.
Will we still be forced to read what you will still be posting as Harvey, Spacemonkey, Basil, and SarahK, or will “they” be “on vacation” too?
June 1st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Are you also going twitterless during this vacation? I doubt it. Seems downright unimaginable. The withdrawls would have you trembling like a palsy-stricken monkey on meth.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
In honor of your birthday and National Gun Safety Day, I will find the person who invented “twittering” and fire a gun indiscriminately towards him or her.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Happy B-day Frank!
June 1st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
“so don’t shoot yourself with a gun or you will bring great dishonor upon me.”
Is shooting others still acceptable? I promise that I won’t take out anybody who wasn’t likely to receive a Darwin Award in the future.
June 1st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
No Senate seats are open as far as I can tell, but next year you will be old enough to repair a car company. Tell me, have you ever almost completed schooling at Yale?
June 1st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Darn it, someone beat me to the shooting other people joke.
There might actually be a Senate seat from Illinois soon, when the current filler goes to prison.
June 1st, 2009 at 4:17 pm
VayKay? What town of Godforsaken are you gonna shake up this time Frank? I assume you live out West. And there’s been a lot of rain out there lately. I bet Frank goes mudding.
June 1st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Basil’s got a flying cow in there somewhere for ya, Frank. Basil?
June 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
If you shoot them before they win darwin awards, how will I read about their hilarious endings?
June 1st, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I’m on vacation this week, so don’t expect posts from me.
Are you really on vacation or is Obama sending you to camp?
June 1st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Happy birthday, Frank! Don’t be depressed over turning thirty. I’m nearly recovered from turning thirty, myself.
And have a wonderful vacation.
June 1st, 2009 at 5:57 pm
You’re not thirty yet? I wear clothes older than you…no wait my wife threw them away. Gotta respect an armed woman.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:50 pm
30?! That’s HOPELESS!
“Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
You stink like a monkey,
And look like one, too.”
That’s for Rachel Lucas who called you “monkey boy” once.
June 1st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Happy B’day Frank. Get somebody to fix the prob with the home page loading before you leave, ‘kay?
June 1st, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Damn, I forgot to get my Frank’s Birthday cards out again. Too many damn Hallmark holidays!
June 1st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
6/4 is my bro’s b-day. kind of cool, except that he’s the only one of the six ppl in my family who doesn’t care about politics. he even wears an obama shirt to tick the rest of us off. sorry, frank.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:15 pm
30 huh? Hey Frank, you ever see the movie Logans Run?
Keep your sneakers handy buddy!
Happy Birthday you young whipper-snapper, I own firearms that are older than you. They probably work harder too!
That’s all for now folks! I’ll be here all week!
June 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
if you got a million you cant try and get the IL seat vacated by Obama ans sold to Rolind before blaog got arrested.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:59 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Happy Birthday Frank. You will make it thru 30, I did bout 30 years ago. My Bday is June 14.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 am
I’ll punch a hippe for ya.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:09 am
Happy Birthday!
Now that you are “Senate eligible” please remember ,
while on vacation, to take a narrow stance
should you be travelling through the Twin Cities.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
Happy Birthday and enjoy your “vacation”. Does SarahK get a vacation, too? Or is you going on vacation a vacation for her?
Oh, and 30 is really no big deal. It’s like 30 is the new 20. But then again, when I turned 40, it was the new 29 and I suppose when I’m 50, it will be the new 30…ahhh whatever: you’re a young as you feel!
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
what you will still be posting as Harvey, Spacemonkey, Basil, and SarahK, or will “they” be “on vacation” too?
LOL #2, that IMAO-bloggers-are-all-just-one-guy meme still cracks me up.
Didn’t FrnakJ just have a birthday recently, or have I been here that long? Time sure flies when one is having fun!
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 am
R-I-G-H-T!!! Frank is on “vacation”… First they came for Frank J and I did nothing…
I’m thinking 110 volts, jumper cables, a puddle of water and Frank’s nuts! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “How do you like taking shots at our President on your precious little blog now?” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “Muwhahahahahah!!!!” “What’s the matter sissy girl?” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “What was that that you wrote about the First Lady?” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “So you think Joe Biden isn’t very smart, hey?” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “Aww…poor widdle frankie just sh!t himself!” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Happy Birthday Frank! I turn 30 this year as well. August actually. But enough about me, this is your day. Enjoy your time off rom sitting i your pajamas reading drudge and twittering all day.
Oh and USSJC… Big deal. Sounds like a regular Saturday night at home for me.
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I wonder if FrankJ is going somewhere on this vacation, or if he’s just too lazy to post this week.
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Only 30? Geez! You’re still just a little twink. A young hooligan, if you will.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I like the young hooligan reference. That is what I was when I was thirty. At least in my mind I was. You have a great birthday Frank, and a great vacation with your sarahk and don’t go too deep into those dark woods. Not without packing heat. And watch for bears and commies. We love you. your mudderinlaw.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Well, if the mudder-in-law signs-off on this so called “vacation,” it must be legit. Unless she’s part of ussjimmycarter’s conspiraZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZy.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 am
Happy BD Frank! Hope someone gives you an armed dinosaur.
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 am
Grats dude!!
By the way, 30 is when my hair started falling out.
But good luck!
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, USSJC needs PROFESSIONAL help!