You Can’t Get Anything You Want, At Obama’s Restaurant
That One sure has a thing for burgers. Maybe it’s because he thinks he’s stimulating the economy by giving some run-down burger joint 15 minutes of fame. Or maybe it’s because his Secret Service guys keep telling him “Presidential slavery went out with the Lincolns, get your own f’n burger!”.
But I think it’s because he’s planning to open his own restaurant in the D.C. area, and he’s just checking out the competition.
What do you think he’s gonna call it?
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* McDeficits
* Burger President
* The Wise Latina
* Michelle’s Arms [actually, that one might be better for his hotel]
* No Bonus For You!
* Beef & Borrow
* The Queen’s iPod
* The Natural Born American
* Windy McSolarton’s
* Chénge
Anyone else have a notion?
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June 1st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Do you get a free GM vehicle with every value meal purchase?
June 1st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Burger Czar
Eat this and like it!
Dollar Burger – of course everything will be at least 25 times more expensive
June 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Chénge will be his french restaurant?
June 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Fu
ddrucker’sIn ‘n Out of the White
HouseCastleGotta give props to the HNIC. Looks like he’s at least self-aware enough to realize that he’ll need a backup career within the next 4 years.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Welcome to “Stimulicious!” We pay for everything, and then bill your kids triple the amount in six years.
It will be a very popular establishment until they get shut down for not paying their utility bills. I mean, who’s gonna bail HIM out? Bobby Flay?
June 1st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Soylent green burgers.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Bo’s
June 1st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
* NO, NO, GOD DAMN WHITE CHICKEN!
June 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Competition? Doesn’t that only happen with capitalism? I see no problem with good ol’ reliable
* Gov’t Cheese – Where a kid can be a…..
June 1st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Hmmm…maybe that trip to NYC was actually him going to his second job at a burger joint.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Seven burgers on the tray and picking up another one. Kind of reminds me of Bluto at the cafeteria in the movie Animal House.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Kommie Burger —
No Beef
No Brains
No Balls
June 1st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Bailout Berger
June 1st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Tax It Berger
June 1st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
* McDownturns featuring such lovable mascots like SotoMayor McCheese & The Rahmburgler.
* Chicago Dog – enough said.
* Half-White Castle Burgers
* Karl’s Jr., where your burger comes on an Engels muffin.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Airforce One Over Liberty Berger
June 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Heil Heil Hussein Obama Hamberger
June 1st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
O’Bummer Bergers – bring copy of your last tax statement for price reduction consideration
June 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Burger Thang?
White Cracker?
McTeleprompeter?
Hairy Queen, home of the Barney Frank? (ewww sorry)
Arbyers, with explosive taste !!!!
Red Robber?
June 1st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
* Snubway – Eat Fresh…if you can still afford to (arugula salad on the 1 trillion Dollar Menu)
* Little Sleazers Pizza
June 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
How bout Hillary’s new place “Dick’s Last Resort”? (doubly sorry)
June 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Alan, Half-White Castle F***ng killed me. I literally LOL’d. I am so embarrassed now.
hObama can sells cheezburger
June 1st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Wimpy’s is already taken, but he could nationalize it. “Their new Motto: Your grandkids will gladly pay you Tuedsay, 2059, for a hamburger today.”
June 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Oh, these are good, and I’m late.
* Beef burgers – it’s what’s
for dinnerup your ass.* Obama’s Poor Boy Sammiches
* BYOB – Bring Your Own Barack
June 1st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
You will eat this or else!
Bad Burger
Barack’s Big Boy
Obamas house of Commies
June 1st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Obama’s “Home of the Trillion Dollar Burger”
June 1st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
All that I can think of is a National Lampoon piece from the mid-1970s, about a Russian chain named “Burger Czar”. The motto was “have it our way”, inspired by Burger King’s then-current “have it your way” ad campaign. As I recall, you waited in a line several blocks long for a couple of hours, and when you made it to the front, Burger Czar was all out of burgers.
If Bill Clinton were opening a burger joint, it would, of course, be, Sandy Berger.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
“Merger King”
June 1st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
“I came back!” (Remember that one? (to read this post again)).
#20, AlanABQ
* Snubway – Eat Fresh…if you can still afford to (arugula salad on the 1 trillion Dollar Menu)
* Little Sleazers Pizza”
“Little Sleazers Pizza.” Snicker, chortle, snort. Slight mod:
* Snobway (Stimulus and TARP fundees only!)
June 1st, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Nobody here seems to care that President Obama is a melanin-rich cigarette smoker with a stressful job. Now add to that his penchant for greasy fried burgers, and that becomes a recipe for a major infarction. You right-wing sickos even cheer him on, encouraging him to eat like Blutarski until his aorta pops like a zit. Get it? I get it. You are a bunch of racists. Shame. If Obama keeps eating like this, it is very unlikely he’ll be able to serve all 10 years of his term. And you think it is funny. Shame, shame.
June 1st, 2009 at 8:34 pm
“No Whites Allowed”
June 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Obzombie Inn
June 1st, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Obama’s! “We never use the whites from eggs! Only the shells!”
June 1st, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I’ll take a Sandy Burger, please.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:01 am
Soto Bell
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printacceptfood stampsEBT Cards (up to $3 trillion cash back)June 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Would suggesting Sambos be racist?
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 am
Bo’s Sh*t Burgers.
“The more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat.”
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 am
# NO_MO_BAMA says:
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Would suggesting Sambos be racist?
No. You would have to assume that Obambi was authentically black & raised in a ghetto or in a government project in Chicago. As though that would be a qualifier…
He wasn’t. He attended an elitist private school in Hawaii where his white grandparents – through their own sacrifice – footed the bill. I would be happy to have a father who was given a free rife to Harvard while my kids attended an elitist private school. To their own detriment.
Remember that when someone talks about us racist whites who do nothing for “minorities”.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 am
From National Lampoon in the ’70s:
Jack Boot in the Box
“Your way does not exist!!!”
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 am
hey, now, put down the president all you want, but don’t insult 5 guys’ burgers. they are great!
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:44 am
Mulattos’
Usurpers Soup Kitchen
Commuteria Cafe’
Eastern Block Sizzler
Barrys Blame House Burgers
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
In Uranus
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Crap. Mine should have been “Spendelicious.” Luckily nobody caught that, before I went and opened my stupid mouth.
June 5th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
The Hope Nazi
Dick-Fil-A
Gastronom #1