An Idea
We create a number that people can call in case they see Obama near something important, like the economy, health care, or the military. Then someone can come and gently lead him away and give him some toys to play with or something. If we just make sure Obama doesn’t touch anything, maybe we can turn this country around.
(36 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
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July 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The Secret Service could do this. Just don’t let him near Warehouse 13.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
How did they remove Ceti eels from a victim in Star Trek? I don’t recall.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Well, the obvious answer is to call Nanny 911. Should I not know about that show?
July 24th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Why can’t we just storm the Capitol with guns and pitchforks, and impeach the whole dastardly lot? It’s not like he’s a legit Prez anyway, not being born in this country.
THAT, mis amigos, is the only way out of this nightmare.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
actually, having him play with toys is a grand idea. See, if he breaks everything he touches, have him play with toys, all sorts of toys from different skill levels; legos to computers to cars. Since he will break all of them, they will have to get fixed and that would spur the repair industry and if they can’t be repaired, then new toys will have to be bought, thus spurring the toy industries. Brilliant suggestion. We should also give biden one of those play microphones so he can feel important and use it while he is standing in front of the mirror in the morning and say something since the prez won’t let him speak. Then he can give it to Obama who will break it.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I hear China makes some brightly painted chew toys…
July 24th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
When he’s finished with the toys, will they need to be calibrated differently in order for him to play with them again?
July 24th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
No, if he realizes you’re trying to lead him away from what he wants: Obama tantrum time. Far safer to distract him with a nice shiny South-East Asian economy he can destroy.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I hate to say it but I think it’s too late. Saving the country now is like to trying to save the Titanic after it hit the iceberg. Or the Hindenburg after it caught fire. The policies and spending of this administration are akin to working in a coal mine in China, you know disaster is just around the corner, in fact it’s inevitable….you just don’t know exactly when it’s going to happen, or how bad it’s going to be for you.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
By my brother, as an offering to this site:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/CaptProton/bucketobama.jpg
July 24th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Brilliant!! Suddenly I’m thirsty for a Guiness…
July 24th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Maybe we should make him wear a long billed ball cap all the time. At the end of the bill, facing Obama, we tape a postit note that says:
“IF YOU DON”T KNOW WHAT IT IS, DON”T MESS WITH IT!”
Marko…
Well, Terrell phasered himself (and the eel presuably) into oblivion. Checkov fainted and the eel slithered out on it own, IIRC.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I think this is a great idea!
In fact, I think it is biblically inspired…..666
July 24th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Just make sure he doesn’t get his hands on the majic 8 ball. That would defeat the whole purpose.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
My this is a wonderful idea, best one today. Also you could give him a shiney new bucket to play with. That would keep him busy for a while.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I vote for lawn darts.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
^calibrated differently^, as in,”I could’ve calibated those words differently.”>>> When Frank equated the Big Bang, and his wife, as ‘incredibly hot and incredibly dense’, he could’ve calibrated those words differently.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
MoogieP I remeber Lawn Darts. Lawn Darts are fun when your drunk.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
This might call for a Barry Minder because his mind is a terrible thing to use.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Wherever there is an Ivy League school, there is a racist city government with racist cops that need reformin’… I say that Obama spend the rest of his term 100% on this task…
July 24th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
NunyaB —our military will throw that idiot-n-chief out of DC before the end of her Majesty’s ONLY term in the oval orifice
July 24th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I have a hard time not saying “I told you so” or ” I voted for the economy guy” and the “old guy and the hockey mom”. I realize I shouldn’t want people to get what they deserve but hey I’m descended from Irish Catholics and my grandmother always told me that “God will always punish evil,” and of course we (meaning everyone on the planet) are pure, unadulterated evil.
Hence the cynic I am today.
July 24th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
When do we get to the impeachment hearings, already?
July 24th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
not impeachment MILLITARY TRIBUNALS for the traitors
July 24th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Basil is Warehouse 13 the place they hid Obama’s real birth certificate?
July 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Yep, IH8 — it’s in Area 51.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
maybe if we gave him one of those Chinese finger traps it could keep him from turning door knobs, that way we could at least keep the damage contained to a single room.
July 25th, 2009 at 12:23 am
It doesn’t matter. Obama wasn’t born in AMERICA,
and now there is positive proof.
If Hawai’i was really an AMERICAN state, would it even think of doing this??
July 25th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Wow. You are all losers!
July 25th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Regarding above video^, “We have a real long standing tradition of keeping in appropriate advertising out of ‘Our Islands’.”>> “What’chu mean ‘Our Islands’, HAOLE!-signed King Kameha Mayhem>>> WAIWAI’OLE HAOLES OUT NOW!
July 25th, 2009 at 8:19 am
The Chinese still use lead-based paint, don’t they?
July 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Did any of you see this depressing news story?
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_axes_pentagon_plan_to_build
July 25th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Safety plugs in the wall sockets. My Little Pony, , Care Bears, and My First Teleprompter should cover it.
July 26th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Mr. Fred Thompson needs to go to Washington and kick some politician a$$!