Announcement
It is the official position of IMAO and all of its subsidiaries that SarahK’s birthday should be happy.
That is all.
UPDATE:
It also the position of IMAO and all of its subsidiaries that Basil should have a happy birthday, but not as happy as SarahK’s.
(20 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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July 19th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Does that mean you’re gonna go clean the ex-house by yourself? You’re so sweet! Thanks, monkeyface!
July 19th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Every man, woman, and child, regardless of race, creed, color, or national origin….desereves a happy birthday.
July 19th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
HAPPY B-DAY to Sara K
July 19th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
ZZYZX—I must disagree with your statement — Charlie Manson, Osama Bin Laden , Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , THE OBAMA , and other such worthless pieces of sh#t DO NOT deserve a happy birthday EVER!
July 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Many thanks. And Happiest of Birthdays, SarahK!
July 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Yes, just be sure to document all the proceedings accordingly, so that when “The One” institutes a retroactive cake tax you can get your check out to the government in accordance with the IRS guidelines. But, be consoled by the fact that the cake tax will only affect the richest of Americans…those making more than $20,000 per year.
July 19th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Yes, having the happiest of happy birthdays is a nice setiment.. but I never could understand celebrating the fact that one managed to keep breathing for 365 days …… I mean whats the alternative? But since were celebrating.. I suggest that SarahK take the day and do whatever is she does that she finds pleasing as a matter of celebrating her existence….. dont forget the cake!
July 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Happy returns of the day! (Pay for the cake under the table in cash in a neighborhood you’d never visit after dark — the IRS’ll never find you!)
July 19th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
A happy birthday to Sara K
July 19th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Happy Birthday to Sarah and “Basil”!
July 19th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
So if Basil has a happier birthday than Sarah K will Frank be punched like a hippie?
July 19th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Happy Birthday SarahK!
July 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
In honor of SarahK’s birthday, I contacted Patrick Swayze and requested that he not die today because that would totally ruin it.
July 19th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Hello Kitty AR-15. Just in case you haven’t seen it before.
July 19th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Dear Sarah and Basil,
Did you know your birthday is the same birthday as Samuel Colt?
Just reckoned you’d like to know. Best wishes for 2 hours and 1 minute left of your birthdays !
July 19th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
May you both live a thousand years and drink considerably more than a thousand beers. (I mean, really, all you are allotted in the original wish is one measly beer a year? C’mon!)
Oh, and you both live in the zoo, look like monkeys and smell like them, too. (Which is why Frank loves you, sarah. We all know how secretly fond of monkeys he really is.)
And, of course, a pinch to grow an inch! (Pinching of sarahk to be done exclusively by FrankJ, of course… Basil, however is fair game!)
Happy completion of a successful gestation period day to you both!
July 19th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Yes, the Blonde With The Gun can be very persuasive.
July 19th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
SarahK… the best TShirt model on the intertubes.
God bless you and Happy birthday.
Miss your “I blonded you with science”
Be groovy.
July 20th, 2009 at 12:02 am
http://goanimate.com/ or sumpin like dat is where Frank can make Basil a cute and fuzzy bday cartoon. A man has to have his priorities you know.
July 20th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Oh yeah, happy birthday SarahK and you to Basil. Ya’ll always were our favorites.
July 20th, 2009 at 9:32 am
So, will there be further reporting on this? I’m anxious to know the actual amount of happiness that SarahK and Basil experienced on their respective birthdays. Preferably with colorful charts and graphs.
July 20th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I knew SarahK was ultracool….especially when I found out we share a birthday!
July 25th, 2009 at 1:22 am
I’m glad neither of you died during the previous 365 days.
May your lucky streak continue indefinately!