Comments on: Don’t Beat to Death Baby Animals

By: Paul Gross

Paul Gross — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:02:11 +0000

Not like you to take the easy way out! First, there are no “baby” deer this time of the year. If it couldn’t outrun a 75 year old woman, it wasn’t going to last long anyway. Second, this was merely a late term abortion! See, now it doesn’t seem so bad, does it?

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:01:46 +0000

Would this be a case of fawndling?

By: UCGC

UCGC — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:14:29 +0000

I would beat a hippie to death too if it was eating my fruit trees, grapes, or my wife’s flowers. I do not care what part of the totem pole it sits on. But I would have a moral problem throwing its stinking carcass on the bbq.

By: Scooter

Scooter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:57:31 +0000

“I can remember my 95 year old grandmother going out with a hoe to pull down jaybird nests to stomp the little ones to death because they would ruin her pecans.”

She’s in hell now, you know.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:00:24 +0000

Now I live in a city. Can’t shoot anything. Not even the people begging for money. And they aren’t any different than gophers. Just bothersome with no productive value.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:56:04 +0000

I used to shoot cute little gophers with my brother out on the farm in South Dakota when we were kids. Their little heads would pop up out of a hole to look around, then BAM!, bullet in then nogin. Lots of fun.

Sometimes they would hop and dance around for a few minutes after you shot them. Ahhh. . . the memories.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:15:50 +0000

I agree with ussjimmycarter, I’d be the same way. I didn’t grow up as a hunter or butcher. I appreciate their hard work and industry, but I couldn’t do that. I pay for their services on the retail end.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:52:46 +0000

as long as you eat the animal—-the method of killing it doesn’t matter to me

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:37:40 +0000

Fawns in the garden? I can live with that, even ripping off flower heads and consuming my ‘shrooms.

I’ll save my punching hand for those in DC who know exactly what they’re doing, depleting my accounts, my country, and my patience.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:21:45 +0000

I *ALWAYS* thought Tumnus got off way too easy for selling the Pevensies out to the evil queen. Screw fauns.

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:12:35 +0000

I know I’m in the minority on this one, but I’ve always felt animal cruelty laws were stupid. Any law which dictates morality without any implication on justice is an unnecessary restriction on freedoms.

Fawn has it’s neck snapped, or is slowly skinned alive… either way it ends up dead, neither way are any persons’ rights infringed.

Animal cruelty laws are about on par with a law banning the eating of beef to avoid offending hindus.

Morality should come from your family and peers, not from government, or else it has no real hold over you.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:36:30 +0000

You must remember killing baby seals is part of the traditional right of passage among Canadian males to attain manhood. It is part of these primitive people’s culture and should not be judged by our obviously higher standards of decency and fair play.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:34:48 +0000

Getting Cheech & Chong flashbacks:

“Save the whales, but shoot them #$%^&@ seals, man!”

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:02:15 +0000

Punching hippies in their dumb monkey faces is one thing… Cruelty to an animal is quite another! As a lover of both nature and animals I could never harm a young animal of any kind!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:01:06 +0000

Baby seals. My problem was always with the baby seals. And those jerks that clubbed ‘em. If they were half a man they would have drilled for oil in the heads like Dick Cheney.

By: cactusod

cactusod — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:53:47 +0000

I love cleaning my Baretta after an afternoon at the range….

But I tell thee truly…there is something seriously wrong with any human being that can beat those cute little fluffballs to death. Forget the fact that they grow up to be ill-tempered, smelly seal thingys. The act of crushing an infant animal’s skull is inhumane…..then again, maybe too human.

I’m all worked up now. I’m gonna punch the next long-hair I see….and I’m putting the maloik on those evil seal hunters.

By: Redshirt

Redshirt — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:16:58 +0000

If you had ever had you peafield or blueberries wiped out by deer. or your corn ruined by coons or that enemy of man, the beaver, dam up your property – then you would have a deep appreciation for the old lady. I wish she lived next door.

I can remember my 95 year old grandmother going out with a hoe to pull down jaybird nests to stomp the little ones to death because they would ruin her pecans.

By: Joey

Joey — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:48:32 +0000

I knew you were a hippie, Frank. What if they’re mouthing off to you?

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:29:07 +0000

Son of Bob says:
Do Code Pink wackos qualify as animals?

As smelly, dumb animals that should be beaten – yes.
As cute, loveable animals that should be admired – no way in hell.

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:25:18 +0000

Well…? Did she eat it? If not, then it’d be a shame. Besides, baby deer remnants make for good azalea fertilizer. Talk about your multi-tasking!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:22:04 +0000

My opinion on this subject depends on the answer to the question: Do Code Pink wackos qualify as animals?

By: urbuggeme

urbuggeme — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:09:37 +0000

Man… some bambi back ribs …smoked on the grill sounds really good

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:07:55 +0000

beat hippies not cute little animals. Unless your really, really hungry and have run out of ammo.

By: marvin

marvin — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:02:35 +0000

Is bullfighting ok?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:42:43 +0000

This is not the Frank I thought I knew.