Half-Assed PCing
I hate it when people don’t put all the effort into a project that they should.
Like the busy-body, 1-ply panty-liners from CAIR and their all-too-sympathetic tamponic tools in the MSM, who complained that some “offensive” fireworks were being sold in Wisconsin. Specifically, a colorful spark-shower called Run Hadji Run:
OFFENSIVE PACKAGING:
OFFENSIVE NEWS STORY:
“An angry Uncle Sam is yanking the beard of what looks like a Muslim man”
That’s Osama, you simpering info-skank.
“People may get the idea to pop fireworks at Muslims”
I only pop fireworks at Muslims if they’re trying to light their own Reeboks and I don’t have my Glock handy.
But that’s not the bad part.
No, the REAL burr under the waistband of my tighty-whities is that the target of all this festering, self-righteous, limp-wristed, I-hate-it-when-people-have-funness also sells other racially insensitive explodo-goodies:
and “Exploding Bin Laden Noggin“:
All I’m saying is that if you’re going to be a PC douchebag, then get offended by EVERYTHING. Don’t just pick & choose.
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July 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am
My favorite was the bag of fireworks I bought labeled:
“Crackering Balls”
Reminds me of the story of how the Camry was named after
the Chairman of Toyota’s request to give it a name that rhymed with “family”.
“People may get the idea to pop fireworks at Muslims”
Stupid PC twits.
Proof that fireworks and Minnesotans don’t mix.
Why a story about fireworks sold in Wisconsin? Are they outlawed in MN?
Did that reporter violate the law by bringing them into MN?
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If the warehouse has any of these left next year, they will be relabled;
“Run you rich bastard, run!”
with a picture of The Honorable Senator Alfred Franken yanking the
short hairs of the Monopoly guy, Mr. Moneybags,
and a squadron of Prius’ mowing down a running group
of plumbers, doctors, salesmen, and bankers.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Baldwin, WI is only 20 miles across the MN/WI border and about 40 miles from the Twin Cities, so it’s not unreasonable for them to do a report on it.
The content of the report is another matter.
And I’m not sure about MN fireworks laws.
July 13th, 2009 at 7:27 am
You can’t expect many in the media to actually be consistent in how they do things, can you? Being consistent? What?? Next, you’ll be saying that they should cover political candidates the same! That’s a slippery slope, Harvey. Think about it. If the media focused on Obama like they did on Palin, he wouldn’t be in the White House today. Then where would we be?
July 13th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Hummmm! That guy getting his beard yanked by Uncle Sam looks more like a West Virginia Hillbilly in a night shirt and night cap then an Osama Bin Laudin type A-Rab.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:53 am
zzyzx: Oh, yes! I recognize him from the old Mountain Dew bottles http://tr.im/s6Oa
July 13th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I was very offended by that image of Uncle Sam pulling the beard of a Muslim man. President Obama does NOT have a beard.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:13 am
When I was maybe five, I entertained myself in the back of my parents’ car all the way from Ohio to Florida with Mexican jumping beans. I thought “Mexicans” were pretty crafty. (Still do.)
The “PC douchebag,” being a clueless, salivating, stepford child of NWO, was probably most offended because the label cautions to “use only under close ADULT supervision” - which excludes himself, his colleagues, the O administration, Congress, and half of the U.S. population.
The Constitution does not guarantee the right to not be offended. Perhaps he should concentrate more on growing a pair.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:16 am
The people who don’t like it should move to Iran, Syria, Egypt or some other Muslim paradise.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:51 am
I don’t care who you are those fireworks were damn funny. And any PC Douchebag that tells me I’m a racist and insensitive for thinking it’s funny will get a swift kick to there tiny little balls and a punch in the face.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am
If it was my store I’d relabel them. Oh, I’d leave the “Run Hadji Run”, but below it I’d add “Obama 2012″.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Sgt Relic I like your thinking.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:52 am
More fine investigative journalism from the left-wing media. Now I can see why they don’t have time to investigate whether or not Obama is a legal citizen - clearly there are much more pressing issues to uncover, like the racist firecracker scandal.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I think I would like to said
ObamaOsama bin Laden on fire.Yeah, the fireworks are pretty neat too.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
said = set
Preview is my friend.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’d like it if someone lit off an M-80 in bin Laden ass.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
If I look deep in the closet I can probably find some original “Ayatollah Khomeni” handgun targets I got in 1979 during the Iran Hostage Crisis.
NO PC back then.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I as so ashamed of all of you! How can you find sploddy terrorist fireworks amusing?
For shame, for shame. . .
July 13th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
<———- THAT is teh Yikes!
July 13th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Didn’t Basil talk about warning lables over the weekend? Check out the warning label on “Run Hadji Run”. Hillarious.
July 14th, 2009 at 12:33 am
My comment @18 used to be pointing to Helen. Now it has moved down somehow. Just in case anyone is wondering what I was referring to.
Looks lame now. Like most of my comments.