Happy Indepence Day

Posted by Frank J. on July 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm

The day we told our oppressors you get a musket to the junk.

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16 Responses to “Happy Indepence Day”

1. MarkoMancuso says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

   At least the British had “junk”. How are we supposed to deal with our current oppressors? I guess we just ask Fred to throw them into the Sun.

2. Son of Bob says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   …and then voted new oppressors into office.

3. Stephen says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

   “Musket to the Junk” would be a great name for a rock band.

4. ussjimmycarter says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

   It’s time for a new Revolution! Except the new oppressor has no junk! They are democrat’s and RINO’s!

5. cjtony97 says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

   Happy 4th of July everybody! I’m going swimming and grilling, so there’s no time to be bitter and clingy today. I’ll start back up tomorrow, I promise! : )

6. NO_MO_BAMA says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   since every day is dependence day in Obamaland, they don’t get what all the fuss is about, “what we be independunt from?” I ain’t get it…
   I wonder if Barry secretly hopes Hawaii will get nuked so people will stop asking him about his alleged birth certificate…..

7. Bruce In KC says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

   The libtards’ junk is located between their ears.

8. Dohtimes says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

   Now we know that it was Bush that lied when that cherry tree died, and George Washington was not all that bad as a young white boy. And when Lincoln fired all the blacks and kicked them out of their low income housing, that was Bushes fault too. But our Dear BarryO will fix that wrong, along with our stoopid ideas about income earners making the best income tax payers. Shirkers Of The World Unite!!!

9. TerribleTroy says:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

   Here’s a shame…. this year Im hoarding my fireworks cause they make great IED’s

10. AR says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    @TerribleTroy

    Hardly, I’ve been hit by every conceivable kind, short of the professional grade, and am no worse for the wear.

11. 4 of 7 says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Attended a TEA party in Herando, MS and went for a scenic motorcycle ride through north Mississippi with my wife.
    I saw American flags and fireworks stands everywhere.
    It’s still a great country we have here.
    All thanks to the careful application of a ‘musket to the junk’ 233 years ago.

    Musket technology has come a long way since then.

12. Xenophore says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Is “Indepence” an archaic spelling for, after getting a musket to the junk, you’re “In Depends?”

13. CaptainOdysseus says:
    July 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    It’s amazing what a musket to the junk can do…

14. midwestconservitive says:
    July 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    How ironic/or is it moronic? Americans celebrating independence as their freedom is being taken away by an overreaching, overbearing government bent on dominating every aspect of their lives.

15. Mitch Rapp says:
    July 5th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Then: Musket to the junk

    Now: AR to the nads

    My, how times have changed.

    Mitch Rapp

16. seanmahair says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Here’s the thing……..I often wonder when July 4th comes around why in a country where special interest groups/ liberal government officals are trying to control:

    Health Care
    Education
    The Automobile Industry
    The Media

    and seek to tax “harmful” things like tobacco, tylenol, Humvies, soda, chips………air (I know, but it’s next, watch)

    and who want to tell us:

    how long we can shower and how often
    how many pieces of toilet paper we can use
    what we can and can’t eat, when and how
    how much we have to exercise
    when, where and how we drive
    how much we drink
    how many children we should have
    what jobs we can get, what careers we have to pursue and how much we get paid
    how old we are, how tall we are and how much we weigh before we can sit in the front seat of our own car
    and
    what ” TRUTH” we are allowed to read, see or hear………….

    I wonder that they will allow the buying and using of explosives buy “we the people” who are obviously so moronic and comatose that we can’t decide anything for ourselves. Wait, oh yeah, selling fireworks = tax dollars for states and communities. Lives and mutilation vs money. Sorry, my bad.

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