Comments on: How Was Heston Damning at the End of Planet of the Apes? These Scientists

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:34:19 +0000

Alan

” If MS gets the bid for their OS, it’s just a matter of time”. Before they allfail due to error messages. We can only HOPE that MS does the software. With our luck they’ll farm it out to the subcontinent. Then we’ll all die uttering…”what did that guy just say?”

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:06:47 +0000

“Get your filthy hands off me, you damned, dirty ape!”
“Hands? Why, we haven’t needed our hands for centuries. Kill it, TOBOR!”

By: George guy

George guy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:10:19 +0000

From what I understand the EATR robots will also be able to eat regular food, which should be encouraged, along with proper table manners.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:38:35 +0000

Wait. . . that didn’t come out right.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:37:41 +0000

Meh. I’m not scared. I spank my monkey all the time. They are really quite docile once you teach them proper manners.

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:23:14 +0000

And so it begins: the first ambulatory predecessor of the T-1000′s has come into existence. If MS gets the bid for their OS, it’s just a matter of time. You think it’s just coincidence that this is announced just after the digital changeover?

I think not.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:21:31 +0000

Somewhere out there, Scary Monkey is laughing his maniacal blue butt off.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:12:07 +0000

DesertElephant says: Civilization’s only hope, since hObama got elected is to crumble out from under us. Either Agrarian or Mad Max style civilization, we’ll whittle the useless away in mere months and return society to its regularly scheduled.

I’ll get working on my Mad Max Last of the V-8 Interceptors and be ready.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:02:42 +0000

Ernie,

You just know some engineer is going to geek out about the prospect and we’ll be in the same soup. No, we need to let a panel of a Luddite, and Engineer and a Scientist decide. We’ll be back to Horse and Buggy by no time, the Internet will crumble and Fedzilla won’t be as corrupted by idiots with catchy slogans riling up the Hoi Polloi.

Civilization’s only hope, since hObama got elected is to crumble out from under us. Either Agrarian or Mad Max style civilization, we’ll whittle the useless away in mere months and return society to its regularly scheduled Republic.

Can we put an add up for a Luddite on Craigslist?

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:06:57 +0000

See this is why scientists should stick to investigating natural phenomena and let engineers build all technology.

SCIENTIST: I think it would be possible to wire a chip into this monkey’s brain that will allow it to control a robot with its mind!
ENGINEER: Why the hell would we do that?
SCIENTIST: Well, it would be a neat experiment.
ENGINEER: No one’s going to pay for that. No go away until you come up with a useful idea.
SCIENTIST: Awww…

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:55:07 +0000

This should completely energize our sun destroying plan. If we can’t win, I’ll be damned if robot monkeys will.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:54:23 +0000

“Never follow the instructions of a monkey”?

Clearly a racist statement. When will you get over this hatred of Obama?

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:24:04 +0000

The most dangerous aspect of monkeys controlling robots is their unsavory habit of flinging their poo. If the monkeys controlling the robots decide to have the robots fling their poo we could all be in trouble. Getting hit by monkey poo is bad enough but being struck by a heavy piece of metallic robot poo could be down right dangerous.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:20:42 +0000

Never follow the instructions of a monkey

“…or, through inaction, allow the instructions of a monkey to be followed.”

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:13:37 +0000

I blame Bush.

By: Ringmaster

Ringmaster — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:52:49 +0000

I, for one, welcome the new necroprimordialborgs, and their wise Latina orchestrator.

If working DoD has taught me anything, it’s to whore your soul to the next popular thing.

By: Socrates H. Obummer

Socrates H. Obummer — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:42:40 +0000

And if a monkey used a robot to open a banana, could he still throw out the first pitch like a girl?

I think Obama’s pitch was so bad because he didn’t have his teleprompter. And there was booty all over the place — hot, feminine, distracting booty, not the Volkswagen-sized Aunt Esther kind he has at home.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:41:04 +0000

Damn ! It’s those Japanese realizing the dream of a giant man eating Mechi-Kong. And I’ll bet Obootyand Peloseye will fund it.

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:29:29 +0000

Someone is controlling these Monkeys! I think it is either Fred Thompson or Sarah Palin! Gasp…be still my heart! I just thought of a Thompson/Palin ticket! I have a stiffy!!!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:20:23 +0000

Mad sicentist are going to make monkey controled flesh eating robots. The NWO and judge Sodomizer are going to take our guns so we can’t fight the Monkeynators. Damn this sucks! The only thing I had to worry about when I got up today was if Obama had destroy America. Now I got to worry about Monkeynators killing and eating me.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:17:59 +0000

so now monkeys will be able to sit in the comfort of their trees and use robots to pull out and eat our eyeballs?