Is the Flag Still There?
Researchers hope to soon check if the American flag is still at the original landing site on the moon. It will be quite disturbing if isn’t. Since we know no humans have been to the moon since the Apollo missions, that means the only people who could have stolen the flag are moon men. And we’ll have to hunt them down and kill them out of principle. And that means war with the moon men. So be prepared for that.
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July 17th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Another good reason to nuke the moon. Awesome!
July 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
The flag is still in a closet on a Hollywood backlot, if that’s what you’re asking.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Are homeless, begging Moon men hanging out under the descent stages of the Lunar Modules?
Are the Lunar Rovers on concrete blocks and stripped?
NASA needs to know so they can pick safer neighborhoods to land in next time.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
So, Tony, are you saying we should nuke Hollywood?
Cause if you are, I could be persuaded to agree with you.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
The other day, that monkey with the jedi robot mind power looked kinda PO’d. We shouldn’t rule out the monkeys at this early point in the investigation.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Terry_Jim – I did not even consider it, but you make a lot of sense and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Serves those bastards right for knowing the truth all this time and not telling anybody. That, and their crazy liberal ideas.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Hmmm… nuke the moon, or nuke Hollywood(LA is just convenient collateral damage). The heck with it. nuke em both just to be sure.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
We will win. America has many people prepared for war with the Moon Men. (Note CAPS. Moon Men do exist. They have a union too.)
July 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Strategic targets on Earth are being destroyed by an unknown weapon. Government security head Henderson suspects it’s an “atomic ray” originating from the moon! He assigns Commando Cody, scientist and man of action with a secret flying suit, to investigate. Soon, Cody is battling Earth thugs in the pay of Krog the moon man and making trips in his experimental rocket to the moon itself, in a perilous and all but singlehanded effort to thwart the planned invasion of Earth. Kind of all sounds like a bad movie, ya think?
July 17th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Since we know no humans have been to the moon since the Apollo missions, that means the only people who could have stolen the flag are moon men. And we’ll have to hunt them down and kill them out of principle. And that means war with the moon men. So be prepared for that.
Who’s going to declare war on the Moon Man? Certainly not that classless disgrace that occupies the White House. He’ll bow before them, shake the hands or claws or whatever Moon Men have, and then give them hugs. Then he’ll apologize for America’s arrogance for landing on the moon and surrender to them.
July 17th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Didn’t the Governor of the Moon’s daughter, Moon Maid, marry Dick Tracy’s son? If the flag is missing, I’m sure they’d put Dick Tracy on the case!
July 17th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
In “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” the moon people win. Just saying.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Bush did it.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I would say shoot the moon, but Barney Frank and co. would ruin it all. They would be a$$tronaut$.
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has the true answer. She said on the floor of the House that she watched men walk on Mars. THAT’S where the flag is. Wrong astral body., that moon.
July 17th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I believe the correct term would be “moon persons“! or in the case of Nancy Pelosi and that other one from CA, Senator Moon Person.
When the inevitable illegal alien alien invasion happens, they will become Moon Person Americans and will of course be entitled
to reparations since we stole their land and made them all lazy alcoholics.
July 17th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I suspect Gov. Moonbeam, Jerry Brown. He’s always hated the American flag.>>> Then again, the Luna Moths could have eaten it if the astronauts didn’t leave any mothballs behind too.>>>Moon Persons are just fun-loving creatures. Their favorite game is ‘Capture The Flag’.
July 17th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
To quote Skipper the Penguin, “We come in peace. For now.”
July 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Moon men don’t have the moonstones to to steal our flag.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
We’ve been preparing for battle on the lunar surface for a long time.
http://www.astronautix.com/craft/hortpost.htm
Then again, my favorite lunar enemy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PfsJCIl9yA
The lunar flag was made by Sears. There is a chance it’s been bleached white by the sun, which would be ironic – if the Obama administration would be the time when we find out the flag has been bleached to a flag of surrender.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
After all, look at what they did to poor Libtard Boston….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky3SAGgaHCY
July 17th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
No, not moon men. It’s mice. Monstrous, mechanical, metal-munching moon mice. These guys have been trouble before. Just ask the moose and his friend, Rocket J Squirrel.
July 18th, 2009 at 12:19 am
… and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there …
July 18th, 2009 at 12:39 am
So, do you think we can put dinosaurs with rocket launchers in space? Can we find space suits big enough for them? How about we send the messiah and his chief disciple at the front of the invading dinosaur army.
This plan has merit I think.
July 18th, 2009 at 3:33 am
If it is gone, I’m sure our wise Latina can find it. She is smart, doncha know.
July 18th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Moon Men are easy targets. Wait for them to hang their butts out the window and fire! The war won’t last long but there will be some earth people traumatized by the conflict. We will need serious counseling for those unable to deal with such inappropriate behavior! Female teachers of the Political Correct nature will be the hardest hit. They will need to understand such brutish moon manishness and will want to know how the moonman children are being raised (where is the ritalan?)
July 18th, 2009 at 10:02 am
It’s possible moon men don’t have butts, ussjc. Just big craters.
Hehehehe. (hi from the Pacific Ocean).
July 18th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Howdy, Jimmy!
July 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Hey, Marko! I don’t get to read here very much out here. But when I do, I just enter a persistent
vegetativechuckling state. This place is cracked-up when viewed remotely… and seldom.July 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Truly, Jimmy, one of the last bastions of humor and sanity it seems.
July 18th, 2009 at 11:20 am
The Mooninites took it!
July 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Obviously the flag is still standing on the moon. It hasn’t been seen on e-bay.
July 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Is the Frank still there?
July 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Maybe we’re looking at this wrong. Perhaps the moon men have taken down the flag because they didn’t like being colonized. Maybe they’re waiting for us to come back so they can enter our spaceship and throw our Tang overboard.
July 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I’m sure President Nipplehead would get excited about the space program if he could send someone to the moon to remove the American flag. Wouldn’t want to offend his commie and muslim pals back on Earth by leaving it there.
July 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
In 1998 the North Koreans collaborated with the Chinese to shoot a missile at the flag we left on the moon. Sadly it was destroyed in a fiery explosion on April 3rd 1998. Clinton knew about it but covered it up.
July 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I learned of the attack in a peyote fueled vision quest last Thursday.
July 18th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
It’s not moon-men…
THERE ARE NAZIS ON THE MOON!!!
http://www.ironsky.net
July 19th, 2009 at 12:25 am
But … if we’d spent 6 billion dollars setting up a permanent base on the moon in 1966, we wouldn’t have been able to end world hunger, right?
July 19th, 2009 at 7:53 am
JImmy…dude…don’t give in! Tell us where you are and we will come get you! Once they finish with the long electric stick (cattle prod) up your rectum, they usually move to your nads… Don’t let them break you! They won’t stop until you believe in Gobal Warming, worship The One and agree to experiment with hitting from the other side of the plate…
July 19th, 2009 at 9:54 am
It’s not moon men it’s moon MONKEYS! Nuke the moon now, before it’s too late.
July 19th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Michael Jackson was a moon man. This proves moon men cannot last for long in our atmosphere. So there is nothing to be alarmed about.
July 19th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Michael Jackson was a man? We need to rethink that…
July 20th, 2009 at 6:51 am
I wouldn’t worry about war with the Moon people, TOTUS is writing a good speech full of apologies for those darn kids for driving their ATVs across their lawn and leaving their stuff just lying around.
July 20th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Hey man, We got there First. The moon men didn’t have their own flag up, so the Moon is the USA’s. Now to get a permanent moon base with a High Wattage Chemical Laser. Let the CIA do it so hObama can’t kibosh it. Then we’ll fry the commie buggers. WH first.