Comments on: Lunacy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:00:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: NunyaB http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38157 NunyaB Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:01:05 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38157 Dang, that video was pretty to watch. Now THAT'S a man! A real man is secure enough in his masculinity to: * Have a tea party with his daughter * Buy Kotex for his wife/gf * Make a woman of size feel special...out in public * Punch a hippie (or stupid person in general) in the face What we need is a license to punch stupid people in the face without repercussions. Judge: You are charged with punching a hippie in the face. How do you plead? Real Man: Guilty your honor, but the hippie was being stupid. Judge: Case dismissed. Next! *************************** Um, okay. Did I say this out loud? Dang, that video was pretty to watch. Now THAT’S a man!

A real man is secure enough in his masculinity to:

* Have a tea party with his daughter
* Buy Kotex for his wife/gf
* Make a woman of size feel special…out in public
* Punch a hippie (or stupid person in general) in the face

What we need is a license to punch stupid people in the face without repercussions.

Judge: You are charged with punching a hippie in the face. How do you plead?
Real Man: Guilty your honor, but the hippie was being stupid.
Judge: Case dismissed. Next!

***************************

Um, okay. Did I say this out loud?

]]> By: Funnyguy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38151 Funnyguy Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:35:57 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38151 biggest stretch is anything Frank writes here actually being funny <em>[I like the way he makes fun of Ron Paul followers. Of course, they make it so easy by being so frikkin' nuts. - B]</em> biggest stretch is anything Frank writes here actually being funny

[I like the way he makes fun of Ron Paul followers. Of course, they make it so easy by being so frikkin' nuts. - B]

]]> By: cowlove http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38148 cowlove Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:27:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38148 You rock for finding this longer version. Ol' Buzz can throw a stout right cross. You rock for finding this longer version. Ol’ Buzz can throw a stout right cross.

]]> By: seanmahair http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38112 seanmahair Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:39:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38112 Lunacy (otherwise known as crazy) is doing the same thing over and over again but thinking the end result will be different. See Jackassery. Lunacy (otherwise known as crazy) is doing the same thing over and over again but thinking the end result will be different. See Jackassery.

]]> By: Ussjimmycarter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38054 Ussjimmycarter Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:03:40 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38054 It's really too easy! Can you believe you are competing in life and the job market with people that listen to this troll and her tripe? Muwahahahah!!!!! It’s really too easy! Can you believe you are competing in life and the job market with people that listen to this troll and her tripe? Muwahahahah!!!!!

]]> By: Kent http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38053 Kent Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:01:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38053 I met Buzz a few months ago. Great guy all around, and while pushing 80 still has more energy than I do. Whoopi, when McCain was on the View, made some comment that implied his presidency would result in slavery being reinstated on blacks. I only see that clip, but I do hope McCain pointed out to her that Jim Crow laws were Democratic and Lincoln was the first Republican president. Being McCain, I doubt it, though. I met Buzz a few months ago. Great guy all around, and while pushing 80 still has more energy than I do.

Whoopi, when McCain was on the View, made some comment that implied his presidency would result in slavery being reinstated on blacks. I only see that clip, but I do hope McCain pointed out to her that Jim Crow laws were Democratic and Lincoln was the first Republican president.

Being McCain, I doubt it, though.

]]> By: badmartin http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38050 badmartin Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:52:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38050 When Barb Walters is the voice of reason, it is time to try shiny side in on your tinfoil hat. When Barb Walters is the voice of reason, it is time to try shiny side in on your tinfoil hat.

]]> By: ILoveMyFreedoms http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38048 ILoveMyFreedoms Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:41:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38048 Good to know The Buzz has still got it goin' on. Obviously one of the few, the proud, and the fearless. If Buzz is willing, I'd pay a lunatic amount to watch him knock out a few in Washington and Hollyweird... Good to know The Buzz has still got it goin’ on. Obviously one of the few, the proud, and the fearless. If Buzz is willing, I’d pay a lunatic amount to watch him knock out a few in Washington and Hollyweird…

]]> By: cactusod http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38039 cactusod Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:38:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38039 Gawd...it's so depressing. This is the most fearful, frightened generation in American history. The internet info bombardment has sucked their brains out, and all that is left is a deep fear of anything they don't understand...which is pretty much everything. Frightened little digital wabbits, who look to Whoopis for context and meaning. Woe...doom...the curtain begins to close. Thank gawd Star Trek is real, though. Gawd…it’s so depressing. This is the most fearful, frightened generation in American history. The internet info bombardment has sucked their brains out, and all that is left is a deep fear of anything they don’t understand…which is pretty much everything.

Frightened little digital wabbits, who look to Whoopis for context and meaning. Woe…doom…the curtain begins to close.

Thank gawd Star Trek is real, though.

]]> By: George guy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38035 George guy Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:51:00 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38035 Buzz is his real name now, he got it changed a while back. <em>[Supporting link: http://buzzaldrin.com/faq/ - B]</em> Buzz is his real name now, he got it changed a while back.

[Supporting link: http://buzzaldrin.com/faq/ - B]

]]> By: Sgt Relic http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38033 Sgt Relic Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:40:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38033 Whoopi needs to have her CO2 sequestered. Her constant inane gum flapping gives her a carbon footprint the size of Texas. BTW, nice right cross by "Buzz"! Whoopi needs to have her CO2 sequestered. Her constant inane gum flapping gives her a carbon footprint the size of Texas. BTW, nice right cross by “Buzz”!

]]> By: midwestconservative http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38032 midwestconservative Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:57:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38032 she actually thinks she is human she actually thinks she is human

]]> By: MikeLL http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38027 MikeLL Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:53:16 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38027 <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PxZyE6Jgabo/SmR_stuqTKI/AAAAAAAAE1k/eKiqn9otgXQ/s1600-h/heller.jpg" rel="nofollow">Cartoon</a> Cartoon

]]> By: Anon Y. Mous http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38026 Anon Y. Mous Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:35:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38026 <blockquote>Aliens landed at Roswell</blockquote> Landed? No way could she believe that one - everyone knows the aliens were shot down and crashed at Roswell.

Aliens landed at Roswell

Landed? No way could she believe that one – everyone knows the aliens were shot down and crashed at Roswell.

]]> By: Terry_Jim http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38022 Terry_Jim Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:59:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38022 I believe that compared to Rosie O'Donnell, the ignorant angry moonbat lunatic that she replaced, Whoopi is practically David Brinkley. ~~~~ The latest from despair.com to celebrate the 40th anniversary of moonbat-ery. <a href="http://www.despair.com/ac.html" rel="nofollow">"You CAN fool all of the people all of the time, if your effects budget is large enough."</a> I believe that compared to Rosie O’Donnell,
the ignorant angry moonbat lunatic
that she replaced, Whoopi is practically David Brinkley.

~~~~
The latest from despair.com to celebrate the 40th anniversary of moonbat-ery.
“You CAN fool all of the people all of the time, if your effects budget is large enough.”

]]> By: 4 of 7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38020 4 of 7 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:25:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38020 Buzz is my hero! Whoopie was OK with playing the part of a 400+ year old alien bartender with mysterious Jedi-like mental powers who may or may not have had an affair with Capt. Pickard - but she has trouble believing that we flew a mere 200,000 miles to the moon and back? She should watch Mythbusters - They proved that a flag in a vacuum swings back and forth like a pendulum because there's no air resistance to slow it down! Duh! Buzz is my hero!
Whoopie was OK with playing the part of a 400+ year old alien bartender with mysterious Jedi-like mental powers who may or may not have had an affair with Capt. Pickard – but she has trouble believing that we flew a mere 200,000 miles to the moon and back?
She should watch Mythbusters – They proved that a flag in a vacuum swings back and forth like a pendulum because there’s no air resistance to slow it down! Duh!

]]> By: MikeLL http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-38019 MikeLL Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:28:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-38019 I would make fun of Whoopi, but I don't want to be accused of being racist. I only make fun of white people. Like Obama. I would make fun of Whoopi, but I don’t want to be accused of being racist. I only make fun of white people. Like Obama.

]]> By: NO_MO_BAMA http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37945 NO_MO_BAMA Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:22:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37945 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWNlaxrwyg" rel="nofollow">That The One wasn't really going to raise taxes, he was just kidding.</a> <a href="http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1528/paste72120090.jpg" rel="nofollow">Google</a> She does kinda sound like she has it...actually. Maybe she's just a self hating joo joo hater? That would explain a lot. That The One wasn’t really going to raise taxes, he was just kidding.

Google

She does kinda sound like she has it…actually.
Maybe she’s just a self hating joo joo hater?
That would explain a lot.

]]> By: TerribleTroy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37944 TerribleTroy Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:30:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37944 Wait a minute here .... wait a minute..... Whoppi is a female? Since when? Wait a minute here …. wait a minute….. Whoppi is a female? Since when?

]]> By: sh http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37941 sh Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:19:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37941 Michael Moore is the father of all documentaries. Michael Moore is the father of all documentaries.

]]> By: ChrisA http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37940 ChrisA Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:19:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37940 She probably believes Whoopi isn't a goofy ass name, too! She probably believes Whoopi isn’t a goofy ass name, too!

]]> By: Live Free Or Die http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37939 Live Free Or Die Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:18:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37939 1)Humans that have penuses are evil. 2)She was a Jewish person in a Gentile body,so she had a Name-Change Operation. 3) Every time she farts, she says she made Whoopi ! 4) She can't be Raacist! because she's not White. 5) America is a Raacist! Nation, because she played an abused Southern Black Woman in the movie 'The Color Purple'. 1)Humans that have penuses are evil. 2)She was a Jewish person in a Gentile body,so she had a Name-Change Operation. 3) Every time she farts, she says she made Whoopi ! 4) She can’t be Raacist! because she’s not White. 5) America is a Raacist! Nation, because she played an abused Southern Black Woman in the movie ‘The Color Purple’.

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37938 IH8Socialist Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:02:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37938 *Whoopi Goldberg believes people find her very entertaining. *that Col. Sanders frozen body is hidden in a closet at the first KFC. *that Star Trek TNG sucked till she became a reoccurring character. *that world is flat. *Whoopi Goldberg believes people find her very entertaining.
*that Col. Sanders frozen body is hidden in a closet at the first KFC.
*that Star Trek TNG sucked till she became a reoccurring character.
*that world is flat.

]]> By: Veeshir http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37937 Veeshir Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:57:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37937 The funniest part? A list of the stuff she really believes is <strike>almost</strike> definitely more ridiculous than everything up there. Well, except for this: <b>Frank J. and Harvey aren’t the same person.</b> That's just crazy talk. The funniest part?
A list of the stuff she really believes is almost definitely more ridiculous than everything up there.

Well, except for this:
Frank J. and Harvey aren’t the same person.

That’s just crazy talk.

]]> By: Crusty http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/07/lunacy/comment-page-1/#comment-37936 Crusty Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:56:57 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=5870#comment-37936 We need to take Hollywood celebrities like Whoopi and actually send them to the moon. Without oxygen. We need to take Hollywood celebrities like Whoopi and actually send them to the moon.
Without oxygen.

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