Comments on: Nobody tell Frank J. about the monkeys using their minds to control robots

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » What is Frank thinking?

IMAO » Blog Archive » What is Frank thinking? — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:07:25 +0000

[...] Two men at once — one cooking, the other cleaning * [...]

By: Burt

Burt — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:50:26 +0000

Did I read this right?

“Neurobiologist Dr Andy Schwartz said: “What we’re trying to do is go to a very dextrous hand – where the functionality is very similar to the human hand. If we could help stroke patients there would be a huge market for this kind of device.”

If the wages are enough, I would be happy to come in and stroke the patients. I think most patients would enjoy the touch of another human rather than being stroked by a monkey controlled robot!

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:29:27 +0000

Hopefully Frank knows the most important thing for buying a gift for a woman:

“IF IT HAS A CORD, IT AIN’T A GIFT”

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » How Was Heston Damning at the End of Planet of the Apes? These Scientists

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:21:18 +0000

[...] to add to what Basil said, robots controlled by monkeys’ brains is a bad idea. I believe in Asimov’s robot laws, [...]

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:58:56 +0000

WOW Not the dreaded wifes Birthday…. I hope for Franks sake she’s not 25 of 30 (women hate those B-days). All I can say is chose wisely Grasshopper. I almost got a divorce due to a present I selected one year, and “fun time” around the house ceased for 3 months. But what the heck…. your married …….. forever……unless you mess up real bad.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:22:20 +0000

O/T gift idea for any female:

“My fantasy is having two men — one cooking, the other cleaning”

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:54:48 +0000

Great it’s bad enough I have to worry about Obama and the rest of the liberals destroying life as we know, now I got to worry about the Monkeynator too.

By: Corona

Corona — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:30:14 +0000

SarahK – “Oh boy, the seven words every wife longs to hear….”I love you. There, I said it”.”
Happy birthday SarahK! Frank, you’n better get her a good present or POW!
I don’t think Frank’ll get freaked out over robot-controlling monkeys. Personally I’d be more interested seeing monkeys controlling this current Admin. It’s obvious they don’t. Otherwise we’d see a huge jump in I.Q. in DC.

By: nbc

nbc — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:17:51 +0000

There’s a minor flaw in the plan.

This is a healthy monkey brain with a chip in it, what happens when you embed the chip in a stroke victim’s brain?

Or is the plan to embed the chip in a monkey brain then put the monkey brain in the stroke victim?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:47:39 +0000

Basil, wish you’d posted this about 7 hours ago… I saw it on Drudge and immediately thought “Frank needs to know about this ASAP!” So I kinda emailed him. I didn’t realize that he was under such pressure. I hope my email isn’t what made him snap and go on that drug-fueled crime spree, ‘cuz that would make me feel pretty sad.

I propose that we all shun innominatus for what he has done.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:20:55 +0000

Just memorize the line “keep your hands off me you damn dirty ape!” and all is well…

By: marvin

marvin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:10:12 +0000

Perfect present for SarahK?

*Pink AR-15 (is it still evil if pink)

*pink 1911

*robot controlling monkey’s head in a box

*diamonds (she is a girl)

*fur coat, from baby seals that you clubbed yourself, much more thoughtful then store bought baby seal fur.

*Book of wise Latina woman wisdom (isn’t wise Latina woman redundant, since Latina already means woman of Latin extraction? Of course if I was wise enough to describe myself as such, while insulting other races on camera, I would probably understand that it wasn’t)

Come on everyone, frankj is under a lot of pressure. We got to help him come up with ideas. Basil can pass them on for us.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:07:28 +0000

The white coated boys are just pencil necked Ivies. Real Rednecks would just teach the monkey to fetch beer without all that hardware. Thankfully we don’t anybody like them running the country…….Oh, forget it!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:13:07 +0000

Has the monkey mastered poo flinging with the robot-arm? If not, the monkey will become irate and fling poo at the guys in the lab coats. Can the monkey open a banana from the bottom-end with said robot-arm? If not, more poo flinging at the lab coats. This can only end in poo covered lab coats.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:24:42 +0000

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:11:23 +0000

How many movies will it take before people see the danger
in giving monkeys a taste of technology. Everything Liberals know about anything they learn at the movies. “China Syndrome ” killed nuclear electric production in America, it’s a pity the cautionary tales of Terminator and Apes didn’t have the same effect.

Hmmm.

“Apes” star – Charlton Heston and Linda Hamilton
“Terminator” star – Arnold Schwartzenegger and a different Linda Hamilton
“China Syndrome” star- Hanoi Jane Fonda.
That’s it! They hate women named Linda Hamilton!

Sure,Obama, let the Iranians and North Koreans
build nukes and share delivery systems,
but don’t teach the monkeys how to use high tech !!
That doesn’t end well…

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:11:09 +0000

The end times have arrived when we can sit on the sofa and play guitar solos, punch hippies, watch porn, rob liquor stores and vote all at the same time. Throw in a Cheetos feeder arm and sign me up.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:35:23 +0000

Basil, wish you’d posted this about 7 hours ago… I saw it on Drudge and immediately thought “Frank needs to know about this ASAP!” So I kinda emailed him. I didn’t realize that he was under such pressure. I hope my email isn’t what made him snap and go on that drug-fueled crime spree, ‘cuz that would make me feel pretty sad.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:16:47 +0000

But, could a monkey control a rocket launcher mounted on a dinosaur using only his mind?

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:50:19 +0000

The monkey with the thing attached to his head looks so dang pissed. I think he is going to kill us all when he gets out of that contraption. [But, that's the problem. He won't need to get out to kill us. He'll send his mind-controlled robot after us. - B]

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:57:33 +0000

island girl @6

I imagine her sitting on the couch with a big bag of cheetos watching Sabado Gigante!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:48:24 +0000

Yeah Midwest Conservative, you’re just now realizing that?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:43:03 +0000

The animal conspiracy now has human sympathisers, We’re all doomed

And you just realized this now?

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:40:38 +0000

The animal conspiracy now has human sympathisers, We’re all doomed

By: island girl

island girl — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:34:51 +0000

Not for nothing, but did you see Sotomayer at the hearings? If she looks that big and that scary and ugly when she is at her supposed BEST for the nationwide coverage of her confirmation hearings, IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA IS NOT ON HER AND SHE GETS TO BE HER REAL SELF !