Overheard on the Golf Course With Obama
In the last 10 weeks, Obama’s been golfing 10 times. During these times, there’s a press blackout, so no one can take pictures of him smoking (seriously, WHY are there no pictures of this man with a lit cigarette? If we can put a man on the moon, this should be a cakewalk). You just gotta wonder what gets said on the links.
I speculate thusly:
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* “Can’t find the ball? Let Biden look for it. There’s no such thing as an ‘undisclosed location‘ when Joe’s around.”
* “FO!… Sorry, glare on the teleprompter… FORE!”
* “Keep that stroke off the scorecard and there’s a juicy bailout in it for you.”
* “Why wouldn’t I use the ladies’ tee? Ever seen me throw a baseball?”
* “What a slice! Don’t even bother looking for that ball, boys… they’ll find my birth certificate before you find that thing.”
* “Oops… I think I broke a window with that shot. Or was it a door?
* “Would you PLEASE tell Napolitano to stop refering to my score as a ‘man caused disaster‘?”
* “I just blew a 2-inch putt… now THAT was like the Special Olympics or something.”
* “Back nine? No way. That Brazilian chick’s back was a SOLID ten!”
* “My handicap? She’s out shopping for another $6000 handbag.”
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July 30th, 2009 at 9:15 am
“Must focus all my black rage into hitting this little white ball. ((WHACK!!)) TAKE THAT, WHITEY! HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE, HUH?!? THAT ONE’S FOR REV. WRIGHT! NEXT ONE’S FOR SOTOMAYER! DAT’S RIGHT! I GOT YER BIRTH CERTIFICATE RIGHT HERE, HONKEY!!”
July 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Shucks, Mr.Person, the golf maven, is out playing golf, but here goes.
When Obama heard someone talking about a Mulligan, he asked whether Mulligan should be invited to the WH with that other Irish cop.
Obama likes golf because it gives him a chance to work on his tan thus making him more authentically black.
Obama uses a club especially designed for him called the Big Rodham.
(I’m reaching, sorry)
July 30th, 2009 at 9:33 am
I’d trade my 9 hole score with my bowling score any day.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:55 am
“This would be a good place to announce new Handicap and trade program. “
July 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
When you have a choice of a red tee or a blue tee, and the red tee is closer, why would you choose to hit from the blue tee?
Now I just want to be fair to my fellow golfers, because I think I have too many strokes, so I think we should redistribute them across all the golfers.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Leland: You said stroke. Hu hu hu…
July 30th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
You can’t use the word “cakewalk” when talking about Obama. That’s raaaaacist!
July 30th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
There are no pictures of THE OBAMA smoking because the crack pipe glares in the flash
July 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
If not for Tiger , THE OBAMA would never play a white guys game
July 30th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
* “FO!… Sorry, glare on the teleprompter… FORE!”
If harvey keeps this up, I am going to invent peel away monitor faces!
July 30th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
boy I can tell i am using Microsoft … shift key only works every other time.
July 30th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
“Now where’s my magic negro, Bagger Vance?”
July 30th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
“Wow, apparently you bowl, throw a baseball, AND golf like the Special Olympics.”
July 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@ 10. Yup. That was dang funny!
Golf joke:
Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a G Spot?
A: A guy will spend 15 minutes looking for a golf ball.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Michelle told Oby that if he planned on getting lucky, not to wake her and clean up his mess.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:10 am
Playing golf must be quite painful for DonkeyLibtards. They don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Live Free Or Die says:
July 31st, 2009 at 6:10 am
Playing golf must be quite painful for DonkeyLibtards. They don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
that’s why they have a ban on Biden and Barney Frank when Obama plays. Someone always ended up with a golf club up the rump.