I have thirty plus years of dealing with people who have the emotional and intellectual levels of pre-teens. Of course my children grew up eventually and have become (5 out of 6 anyway) stalwarts in their communities and happy conservatives. I’d be pleased to serve with you in this great work.

Thank you.

[Though I do not want to increase the size of government, as Political Party Czar, I will need a few staff members. You are definitely qualified for the position. - B]

zzyzx says:
July 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I want to be Zod of pissing on Robert McNamara’s grave.

You and a lot of other’s want that Zod job. I want to be hippie punching Zod….

[Zombies need a voice in the political process, too. - B]

[That's the entire purpose of the Keg Party. - B]

[Oh, don't make the mistake of confusing the Crazy Batsh@t party and the Batsh*t Crazy party. That would be as bad as confusing the People's Front of Judea with the Judean People's Front. - B]

Though, Obama should probably be in the Secret Socialist Party since he and his followers aren’t willing to admit that his ideals are socialist.

…was wondering where I’d read that before…

It sounds familiar. The space ship would resemble a DC-10. Instead of flying it into the Sun, it would be crashed into a volcano, and then be obliterated by a hydrogen bomb blast. Not only would it solve the present problems, it would lead to the founding of a new religion.

[As long as they don't go really crazy and start crashing planes into buildings, it should be just fine. - B]

[I was gonna have lead the Keg party... - B]

[We will probably leave the fringe folks where they are. If we put too many Republicans and Democrats in the current fringe parties, the fringe parties might get big enough to make an impact. That's the last thing we want. So, if we create new fringe parties (like Batsh*t Crazy with prison tats, for example), that'll keep them where we know what they are. - B]

was wondering where I’d read that before. I should have known it had to be Douglas Adams.

I was thinking he meant the space ship that carried Tom Arnold, Rosie O’Donnel, Pauly Shore, Homer and Bart to the Sun.

[They would be assigned to the B Ship. - B]

[I'll be right there with you. - B]

We need to build a “B” Ship, and send it to colonize another planet. We’d load it with all the politicians, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, management consultants

I was wondering where I’d read that before. I should have known it had to be Douglas Adams.

Oh, and I’m all for Basil and Harvey being in charge of politcal parties and elections. Despotism works great when the despot is smart and a good guy.

But I do have one question, does Ed ever get mad at B for poaching on his turf?

[Ed doesn't talk to me. Just to Wilbur. - B]

[They get loaded onto the B Ship. I assume you've read your Douglas Adams - B]

Obviously, the loonies and moonbats and kossaks and such will be seen in all their dark hatreds. People will finally notice the fence upon which all the moderates are sitting. Without all the wanna-be’s and hangers-on, the party of Fred will be more clearly perceived and everyone will want to join it. Will there be a process to change parties, or will everyone be compelled to remain where they are as the penalty for their intellectual dishonesty?

[Oh, if someone ends up in the wrong party, they will be moved around to where they belong. Most of the intellectually dishonest, though, will be sent to the minors. To a Batsh*t Crazy party, or to a Lying Scumbag party, depending on the circumstances. - B]

[The shuttle fleet isn't big enough. We need to build a "B" Ship, and send it to colonize another planet. We'd load it with all the politicians, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, management consultants ... - B]

BTW, there used to be conservative democrats but they all died. I think it was virus or something.

[Elections won't be a problem. I'm suggesting Harvey for Election Czar. Harvey knows about every state, so he's quite capable of understanding the issues and ruling quickly. - B]

[I don't believe you ever suggested such a thing. - B]

Zachmaster Taylor in the Hizzouse!!!
We gonna party like it’ s 1849!

All the czars in the house say hey!!

Sure, it’ll be hell having to meet with all the politicians and figure out what to do with them all. And, while I’m assessing and assigning all politicians in Congress to the proper party, Congress will have to be suspended, as will Executive Orders. This is to ensure that when further legislative or executive actions are taken, everyone is properly placed where they belong.

This is an easy problem, Frank. There really is no need to meet with all of the politicians before decding where they go. Just put them where you think they go. If they complain, call them racist and say they’re acting stupidly. That usually works.

Either way, good post, Harvey.