Random Thoughts
Why would Obama check out another woman? Hasn’t he read all the press reports about how his wife is the most beautiful woman ever ever?
When Helen Thomas retires, I think Andrew Sullivan would be the perfect replacement.
Liberals are people who instead of getting smarter when they grew up learned to say dumb things in a smart-sounding way.
When the end of the world actually comes, do you think Glenn Beck will get all calm and serious and play it down?
If Palin uses her popularity to get rich and never goes back to politics and laughs at her supporters and detractors, that would be awesome.
Making a ton of money while laughing at everybody is the American dream.
Any rational argument for the superiority of rational logic is necessarily circular. It’s like your horoscope telling you to trust horoscopes.
Of course, I used rational thought to find that flaw in rational thought. It boggles the mind. Ooh, I should play Boggle.
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July 13th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Yeah, but they only sound smart to other stupid monkey-faced liberals.
Ah, so that’s Obama’s reasoning. Someone should tell him that he’s doing the “Making a ton of money” part wrong.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
These cracked me up, especially the line about Andrew Sullivan. The only thing that would make that better is if he dressed the same as Helen. I’m seeing a revised version of his little cartoon…
Thanks for sharing!
July 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
liberals sounding smart? Liberals make rocks sound smart and rocks can’t talk.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Frank, you are super-fantastical.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:23 am
random thought: replace all liberal politicans with a pet rock.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:48 am
“Why would Obama check out another woman? Hasn’t he read all the press reports about how his wife is the most beautiful woman ever ever?”
You know I never even noticed how enormous Michelle’s ass was, nor the fact that she towers over every other woman and most men, nor the fact that she’s got a more masculine face than her husband…I was way too busy following the press’ advice and admiring her incredibly toned arms.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Now now Son of Bob, you give LadyM too much credit for her “incredibly toned arms”. She got them from the same gym that Hillary, Babs Streisand, and the rest of the Liberal wives did. You know, the gym credited for inventing such workouts as “nut crunches,” “ball spinning,” “lamp throwing,” and “p**is whipping.”
July 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
#1 MarkoMancuso,
You are wrong, the classless disgrace in the white hgouse is making a ton of money. just ask the treasury.
And Frank, I find it incredible that you would poke fun at the first transvestite. he/she/it is gorgeous according to keith uberidiot, so I must concluse that it is so.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I got ten bucks that says Sarahcuda can kick Bl*ckie O’s ass in b-ball, one on one.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“Making a ton of money while laughing at everybody is the American dream.”
Not sure what kind of crappy version of the American dream you are looking forward to achieving, but I for one live by the Golden Rule and don’t need to put others down to elevate myself. That is for the weak-minded. That kind of thinking is exactly the kind that put this country in the economic mess it is currently in.
[Thank you for taking what I've said extremely seriously. That's awesome. -Ed.]
July 13th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Your attempts at satire are failing then. What can I tell you. Learn how to write better.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Could Michelle Obama be Janet Reno in drag?
Frank’s Jedi mind tricks are working on the weak minded. The weal minded can’t tell satire from weather report.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Your attempts at satire are
failing thentoo close to reality, and I’m too dumb to tell the difference.Learn how to write better.Therefore I will criticize you instead.July 13th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I’m Rational American I’m a stupid wussy unrational liberal who hates everyone who doesn’t think and act like me. I have a tin foil hat and like buckets.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I for one live by the Golden Rule and don’t need to put others down to elevate myself.
Bwahahahahahaha! You sure get props for saying that with a straight face, after we witnessed the past 8+ years of your side saying THE most vile and hateful things towards anyone to the right of center.
I guess all those jokes, lies, bad photoshops, and insults at the expense of Bush, Quayle, Cheney, Sarah Palin, and Trig is the Liberal version of the golden rule. Or your side’s “Hate F*ck” list of prominent conservative women. Or Hollywood feature films your side makes about assassinating a sitting President. Or your Perez Hilton’s douchebag ways of sliming a Miss America contestant for daring to hold THE EXACT SAME pro-marriage position that your messiobama does. Or the way you danced on the graves when prominent conservative heroes like Ronald Reagan and Charlton Heston went on to their Reward.
Don’t make us laugh, you moonbat troll; actions speak louder than your phony holier-than-thou words and fools no one but yourselves. The most hateful speech ever comes from your side. I guess that’s why you keep Robert KKK Byrd in the US Senate.
July 13th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Laughing at everybody while making a ton of money: Bernie Madoff(with other people’s money), Goldman Sachs, George Soros, Keith Obermann, Bill Clinton,Al Gore. I think I’m seeing a pattern here.>>> Horoscope writers: laughing at everybody while making a ton of money. Sarah Palin stepping down as Governor of Alaska because she read it in her horoscope.>>> Glenn Beck, all calm and rational at the end of the world:” See, I told you so.”
July 13th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
@ #15 - I certainly don’t make a habit of pigeonholing every RW’er and think that everyone who votes that way thinks the same, I hope you aren’t so simple-minded to think the same of others. If so it just shows immaturity and lack of wisdom, not to mention anti-Americanism at diversity of thought.
I find it hilarious that the level of discourse from people on this site is so vile and the only thing you say in return is - “well you guys did it for 8 years”. So if it was such bad behavior your best remedy is to repeat it? Some lesson! I hate to think how you raise your children. I take solace in the fact that you probably are one and are not ready to raise any.
As far as dancing on whoever’s grave. Nice delusional logic. I don’t even know what you are talking about. Keep the straw man army built up, ready to be blown down by silly keyboard jockeying.
[Are you for real? How old are you and what is your occupation? -Ed.]
July 13th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Rational American do your mommy and daddy know your using the computer without permission again. You really shouldn’t do that you mignht find things that are shocking for little minds like yours.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I love how Rational keeps saying stuff like “weak minded,” “simple minded,” “lack of wisdom.”
Hmmm . . . projection? Or maybe compensating for something?
July 13th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
MikeLL Rational is diffinitely tring to over compensate for something. I also think his tin foil hats on a little to tight.
July 14th, 2009 at 8:28 am
I certainly don’t make a habit of pigeonholing every RW’er and think that everyone who votes that way thinks the same
Silence is acceptance. Unless you shame those on your side who are doing it (the MSM, Hollywood, Washington DC, assorted liberal bloggers), you are guilty by association.
Go over to your side’s Daily Kos or Huffington Post sites any time of any day and report back to us just how many “nice” things they say about conservatives. Better yet, SAY something nice about conservatives and see how fast your post gets deleted and you get banned. Yeah, and your side is the so-called “tolerant” side that “respects all viewpoints.” Spare me.
As far as dancing on whoever’s grave. Nice delusional logic. I don’t even know what you are talking about.
Check the archives of the above liberal sites to search “Ronald Reagan” and “Charlton Heston” to see all the “nice” things your side said about Reagan and Heston when they passed. Reagan died in 2004 and Heston last year, so you might have to go back awhile.
Seeing as your side is the one that always claims to be so much better than the rest of us (while doing and saying MUCH worse than us), we expect better behavior.
Oh, and this site is a humor site, satire. You know, that same thing your side calls the jokes about Sarah Palin’s Down syndrome baby Trig? Nice. Or what your side calls jokes about raping her teenage daughters?
July 14th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Oh, and didya notice how #17 tries to make a big point about he/she/it doesn’t “make a habit of pigeonholing every RW’er and think that everyone who votes that way thinks the same”
And yet without even knowing me, pigeonholes me as “simple-minded,” “immature,” “lacking wisdom,” and “anti-American.” And he/she/it has the nerve to say I’m “projecting.” Well he/she/it oughta know I suppose.
It’s okay though RA, exposing your Liberal Hypocrisy is apology enough.
Bottom line: clean up the behavior on your own side before you dare come and lecture us. Otherwise you’re a hypocrite, and we get to mock you incessantly (that means all the time). So really, our side wins either way.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I’m shocked that Rational American hasn’t come back to enlighten us again today. He must have gotten his Tin Foil hat in a bunch.