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By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:03:09 +0000

Rumplestiltskin: The Sequel.

King – “Hey Honey! Why don’t you spin straw into gold any more like you used to before we were married?”
Queen – “Oh Sweety, I guess I can tell you now. That wasn’t me, that was a dwarf named Rumplestiltskin!”
(Queen tells King the whole story).
King – “Let me get this straight … you spend 3 nights alone with a dwarf who spins straw into gold, and 9 months later he shows up again demanding that you give him your baby?!”
(King throws crown on the floor).
“What kind of fool do you thing I am?!”
Queen – “Well …. “

By: Adam Mk 1 Mod 0

Adam Mk 1 Mod 0 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:40:50 +0000

Bugs that pester, like thorns, are a result of the noetic effect of sin.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:27:38 +0000

4 of 7,

Actually, Adam opened a Forward of that Unsolicited email from “Serpent” that was originally sent to Eve. Chicks and computers, am I right, fellas? *ducks*

By: Barb

Barb — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:41:16 +0000

Hey! As a crazy cat lady, I resent that! Zombie…how about a zombie instead?

Sen. Jeff Sessions (used to be my senator when I lived in Alabama, and he’s a keeper) and Frank J: Two of the way coolest people on the planet.

Pratchett and Gaiman addressed things like creation and bugs in “Good Omens” pretty well. There are lots of good quotes in that book, and probably none of the evolutionists or intelligent-creationists would enjoy any of them, but the most relevant one here might be this: “I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:52:05 +0000

Well, what would I do with all those first-born babies anyway…?

I am surprised to find out that Harvey doesn’t really exist, he’s just the devil’s sockpuppet.
But now we know the truth: Satan is Frank’s co-blogger.

(ok, it’s not THAT big a surprise)

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:05:54 +0000

God wrote perfect code, but Adam opened an unsolicited E-mail from some pr*ck called “Serpent”.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:54:43 +0000

1)You better watch those baby bouncers, they’ll bite your ankles ’til you agree to leave peacefully. 2) So I guess Mayor Soto would rule cat juggling to be unconstitutional. 3) “You can keep your first born if you can guess my name.” ” Yahweh?” ” Moses is such a blabbermouth!” 4)Would an anti-prostitution extremist’s slogan be ‘Love Free Or Die’? 5) Would the Hippie Commune’s slogan be Love Free And Tie-Die?

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:29:17 +0000

Rumpelstiltskin wouldn’t be a very interesting fairy tale if the antagonist’s name was “Bob”.

And the movie Cujo would be very short if she had had a carry permit.

“Mommy, that dog looks mean.”

Blam! Blam! Blam!

:roll credits:

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:05:03 +0000

So far I found most atheists are like hippies, so I just punch them in the face.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:50:21 +0000

“I don’t believe in atheists. I think the devil made them up and tricked us into believe they’re real.”

But, since athiesm now has a cult-like dedicated following, at what point does it begin to qualify as a religion…thus, defeating the whole purpose?

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:49:57 +0000

You better watch thiose baby bouncers. NK Kim uses ”em to lob missles.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:47:53 +0000

USSJC, of course God exists! and he has a sense of humor. Look at the african-african idiot in the white house.

For Sotomayor, it’s either Supreme Court Justice or crazy cat lady

Or?

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:24:04 +0000

One of the reasons I believe in God is because of Atheists! If he didn’t exist they would never have gotten to the question! It’s like if light were never created and we couldn’t see, I doubt that we would ever have a debate about does light exist?

By: No One of Consequence

No One of Consequence — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:06:41 +0000

You gotta be careful with those mortgage documents. They don’t expect you to read them, just “sign here, here, here, initial here, here, sign here, here, here”. Only when you’re done do they point out all the crazy stuff you just agreed to (like having to buy your loan officer a bag of M&Ms every day for the rest of his life)

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:36:20 +0000

You say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing.

I wonder if God believes in atheists?

Soylent Green is Vista! That explains alot.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:05:28 +0000

This Sotomayor stuff is stupid. If a white guy talked about the superiority of his race’s reasoning abilities, no one would care.

it would just be racist coming from the white guy.