Random Thoughts

Sorry, but I had no thoughts in the past day.

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  1. I thought about thinking yesterday, but then thought the better of it (or so I thought)

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  2. After reviewing the events of yesterday I’ve concluded that I wasn’t thinking either.

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  3. What were you thinking not thinking?

    Actually Frank was trying to understand the world through the eyes of a liberal. Empathy and all that you know.

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  4. You had to come up with the thought of not having any random thoughts.

    PS – Now you know how it feels to be Obama

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  5. When I think too much, I end up wanting to scream, punch a hippie, clean my guns, run to Idaho…

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  6. It doesn’t matter if you think, Ftank! How do you feel about yourself? That is the central tenet of today’s society! Do you have a resentment? If you do then someone was obviously insensitive to your pain and we must enact a law now!

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  7. I guess the above statement could be criticized as sexist, but the upside is….I can truthfully say I have no problem figuring out which public restroom to use.

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  8. So you don’t exist?
    Huh, I would have bet money you did exist yesterday.

    You had better get on with thinking today and therefore, uhhhh… amming or else there’ll be nobody to buy SarahK her gift.

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  9. It seems that my random thoughts really get interesting after I’ve smoked 3-4 lbs of Ganja. …… wait…. what were talking about?

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  10. At work,I’m on auto-pilot; the day goes much faster that way.Perhaps Veeshir was alluding to, “I think therefore I am.”,conversely, ‘no thoughts, therefore you aren’t’.

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  11. If you had no thoughts, then the question becomes: Who told you to post this blog claiming to have had no thoughts? Clearly it could not have been your idea, or that idea would constitute a thought. If you truly had no thought, then someone (or something) else must have instructed you to post this.

    If that is the case, could it be that monkeys made you post this blog telepathically?

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  12. Where Did Frank J.’s Thoughts Go?
    – by a zombie laser carrying squirrel.

    Frank J. rolled out of bed this morning and stumbled into his brightly lit kitchen whereupon he mechanically made the superior motions of peeling his bananas like a monkey. Only this day was different. You see the monkey telethon conference has decended upon you Frank J. And You No More Frank J. the Funny ! Me ! Monkey Terror of the Frank J. Kitchen Kingdom Me the Boss ME ME MONKEY TERROR OF YOUR BLOCK ! HE HEHE HEE. You shall see he he he the evil monkey has not brainwashed your little pee brain and I will bring Sotomayer into your bed to hypnotize you with her beautiful monkey brains and you will be no more Frank J. but evil Monkey slave ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Me great evil monkey destroy the planet ha ha ha me use sotomayer to get in your little pee brain bed ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  13. Hmm. Just realized this, but you thought to apologize. I think I just blew my own mind.

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