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By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:26:36 +0000

The titan Prometheus gave fire to mankind.
He got chained to a rock and had his liver eaten by a eagle everyday as punishment.
The gnome Algore wants to take fire away from mankind, thus correcting Prometheus’ mistake.
He’s raked in about 100 million dollars so far, proving that the gods (small g) haven’t learned a thing in 4000 years.

By: Veesir

Veesir — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:37:58 +0000

midwestconservative, if you’re still here, (actually, even if you’re not)

That proves my point.

If argon were so cool, they would be called “argon” signs.

But they’re called “neon” signs because neon is much cooler than argon.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:29:16 +0000

> There is absolutely no point to a bird that can’t fly.

what if it’s tasty? so much easier to catch.

By: George guy

George guy — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:28:26 +0000

There’s a very simple way to deal with argon inhalation, and that’s to take a few deep breaths standing on your head.

By: o comrade my comrade

o comrade my comrade — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:47:21 +0000

“My favorite cartoon character is Chris Matthews”

I dunno, Olbermann kinda reminds me of Squidward.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:50:02 +0000

Frank: I think I found your out! Dense –to 15th century Greeks meant thick with hair or leaves, so if Sara k has a lot of leaves you’re saved

By: motopolitico

motopolitico — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:49:05 +0000

At my once-and-current employer, a large three letter company where Idiots Become Managers and I Blame Microsoft, Argon carries the following warning label: DANGER MAY CAUSE RAPID SUFFOCATION AND DEATH WITHOUT WARNING. I kid you not. Meanwhile, the far more “interesting” chemical Hydrofluoric acid carries the warning, “DANGER, CORROSIVE”. So argon must be a very special noble gas to warrant the Death Without Warning moniker.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:32:27 +0000

“Obama is hands down the best black president America has ever had” At the rate he is going he will be the ONLY black president this country will ever have!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:50:44 +0000

Argon is a gas?! Here all this time I thought the pirates were longin for booty.

Arrr gone…

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:31:20 +0000

Veeshir:while they are commonly called NEON signs in all actuality very few of them are neon filled. different gasses produce different colors, Argon IS used in “neon signs”

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:14:31 +0000

After all of the aplogies around the world, it wasn’t the tonsils that got removed from Obama. Explains the mom jeans and his hatred of docs.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:01:14 +0000

Infinitely hot and infinitely dense describes both the big bang and my wife.

I already pissed your wife off, so I have no comment on this.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:45:03 +0000

Instead of watching that One try to hypnotize the masses last night, I watched Superbad. I think I made a good decision.

By: AR

AR — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:07:12 +0000

Once I was eating out, and realized I had forgotten my wallet. Argon payed for me. I wasn’t even out to lunch with Argon!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:48:20 +0000

Meanwhile, Obama has also refused to provide the proper identification showing that he is the legal resident of the house he is standing in.

Son of Bob, that’s funny.

By: ezjrny

ezjrny — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:33:35 +0000

Obama is hands down the best black president America has ever had.

Even better then Clinton?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:10:32 +0000

“Race relations still need work. The other day Obama forgot the White House keys and was arrested as a burglar for prowling around outside.”

Very similar cases, indeed. The jackass from Harvard was ultimately arrested because he became unglued when asked to provide identification showing he was the legal resident of the house he was standing in, and accused the officer of being racist for asking.

Meanwhile, Obama has also refused to provide the proper identification showing that he is the legal resident of the house he is standing in.

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:59:05 +0000

Re. The Pitiful Presidential Plea last night…
We watched. We listened. We looked at each other many times.
We wasted a perfectly good hour when we could have been eating pork and watching in utter amazement our money and country disappear from our own backyard.
I guess the result was the same.
Shun The One.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:34:57 +0000

Missed the speech because we were hosting Bible study. You know – stuff about the other savior.

We had dinner at Applebees and a trip to Wal-Mart. Apparently I didn’t miss much. Nobody thought to ask him how enchanting the health care debate has been?!? What gives?

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:27:17 +0000

“Do you play video games, mind games, or sado-masochistic games? Y/N”

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:25:52 +0000

Man oh man, now you’re just messing with me.
I saw one I had a problem with, but I let it slide, but the hits just kept on coming.
Microwave is the best radio wave length. This can only be disputed if some other radio wave length could heat up nachos.

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever put bread or a bread-like product (tortilla chips for instance) in a microwave.
Well, unless you’re trying to make rubber. Then it’s okay.

And as for this
If judged merely on cuisine, Mexico is the greatest country that ever existed.
All I have to say is “Va fanculo e mange merda mio amico”. (cussing in furrin languags is fun)

But the one that got me the maddest is this
Argon is hands down the best noble gas.

How many times have you seen a pizza parlor advertise in argon? When have you seen “Girls, girls, girls” in argon?
That’s right, neon in the bestest of the noble gases.

Argon is barely as step above radon. Plus, I hate Viggo Mortensen.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:24:00 +0000

God to Abraham: Circumcise the flesh of your foreskin.>>> Abraham to God: Couldn’t we just take my tonsils out LORD?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:17:48 +0000

I thought the Pope was infallible because of his anti-gravity belt.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:16:48 +0000

Maybe Obama was upset because of a mean doctor that removed his tonsils. Except it wasn’t a tonsillectomy. It was a lobotomy.

Now thanks to that lobotomy he runs around going Obama smash! Obama destroy America! Dictator Obama friend! Smash! Fire Bad! Sorry America so bad me smash!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:12:28 +0000

Cronkite, the Taco Bell dog, and….Ted Kennedy please.