Random Thoughts
If Jesus is the son of God, why has He never produced his long-form birth certificate as proof?
I guess it’s a cultural thing being horrified by someone torturing dogs, but I’m okay with being imperialist about my culture.
Obama could settle things by appointing a birth certificate czar.
Know who would be a great political commentator for MSNBC? Dane Cook.
I lost my birth certificate and asked CA for a new one. When I presented that, no believed it and they deported me to Kenya.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Torturing dogs is no biggie as long as you are a black victim of “The Man” and can throw the “Pig Skin” (get the symbolism) 70 yards!
Since Brett Farve stuck it to my Queens here in Minnesota AGAIN, they are actually talking about going after Vik!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
July 29th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Obama continues profiling the police and will offer donuts to Sgt Crowley with the beer.
Skippy Gates brings his tricycle to the WH and rides around chasing after BO who is 54% black.
A bill is introduced in congress which says that a Harvard, Yale, or Princeton degree renders you ineligible for the presidency. SAFAH- Save America From A$$Holes
July 29th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Michael Vick has a team that he is now well qualified for: The Raaaaaaaidaaaaz.
He’s old enough.
He’s an ex-con.
And Al Davis just can’t help himself…
July 29th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Michael Vick? I remember him. Used to play college ball. Whatever happened to him?
July 29th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Falcon training camp adjoins my kid’s jr high. When they were there a few yrs back, the players would let them come over and watch practice. Vick signed a good many items and gave them to my kids. What an asshole he turned out to be. Great role model, right? As long as he knows we don;t want him back here in Ga, then I don’t care where he goes.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:34 am
USSJC said:
I find this amusing. Apologies, but the Vikings deserve whatever they get after trying to sign a player who is despised by Vikings fans.
Basil said:
Not sure. What I do know, however, is that classiness must run in the Vick family. I remember when his younger brother Marcus stomped on a Louisville defensive end’s leg in a bowl game a few years ago.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Vick a classless disgrace of a football player.
July 29th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Frank,
Dude, I can’t believe you haven’t commented on the story about the swedish monkey who got his head crushed by a rogue robot.
http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html
Are you feeling okay?
July 29th, 2009 at 11:53 am
And maybe if Mr. Vick would sauteé and eat the doggies, he could claim it was just cultural bias against him. . .
July 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
If Jesus is the son of God, why has He never produced his long-form birth certificate as proof?
Have you read the opening of Matthew? If that’s the short form, I’d hate to see the long form…
July 29th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
You were born in California? I don’t know how I’m supposed to believe what you say anymore.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
The long form is in Luke chapter 3. And it’s waaaaaay longer.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Is the following story true? I have no idea if it is or not. However, as I can’t stand the woman, I figured I’d post it anyway. Hell if the NY Times can publish bull sh*t and lies on a daily basis, so can I. Besides it very well could be true….that’s my random thought….
The Story: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’
‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’
‘What sort of question?’ asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’
[That might as well be prefaced with: "Urban legends about celebrities often follow this form. Note the lack of specificity and how the subject name could easily replaced with any other target:" -Ed.]
July 29th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
And for#4….He took early retirement from pro-football, became a noted dog trainer, then a noted felon, may play football again to make ends meet.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Jesus’ Long Form Birth Certificate can be found in the Gospel Of Luke, Chapter 3, Verses 23-38. His Short Form Birth Certificate can be found in theGospel of Matthew, Chapter 1, Verses 1-16
July 29th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Jesus’ Death Certificate was revoked.
July 29th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Millionaire A##holes whining when things don’t go their way is why I started boycotting pro football 3 years ago. In my opinion Mr Vick should be banned for life, but as USS JC says “the man can throw the pig skin” so I guess that should nullify anything bad he’s done. A PERSON SHOULD BE JUDGED BY THEIR ACTIONS!!!!
July 29th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
If you can believe a Hawaiian doctor with a suspiciously Chinese sounding name, surely you can believe the testimony of Jesus’ pal, Peter? (2 Peter 1:16-18)
‘For we did not follow cleverly devised myths when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. For when he received honor and glory from God the Father and the voice was borne to him by the Majestic Glory, “This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased,” we heard this voice borne from heaven, for we were with him on the holy mountain.’
July 29th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
PS. It’s not a birth-certificate, but his Dad’s positive ID should count for something!
(before someone else says it) … “And don’t call me Shirley!”
July 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am
“I lost my birth certificate and asked CA for a new one.”
Why would Computer Associates have your birth certificate?