One of the head birthers is named “Orly“? Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have to see the birth certificate to believe that.
The Democrats still suck way too much to ever motivate the Republicans to be any good.
Tip to American Public: If you hate liberal policy ideas, stop voting for Democrats. It confuses them.
I bet Obama would be a lot more popular if he went back to saying positive slogans and not actually doing anything.
If the Grinch stole Kwanzaa, how many years would it be until someone noticed?
I don’t like my race being referred to as “white” or “Caucasian”. My preferred term is “pale face”.
Can’t wait until I turn 70 and retire and get to play videogames all day! Only forty more years!