PJM commenters are being mean to me. One of them called me a disgrace to journalism. I didn’t even know I did journalism!
Am I a journalist? What makes someone a journalist? Could I be one and not know? What if my wife finds out?
When you upset people, that just means you’re getting close to the truth. Or you’re asshole. Sometimes both.
You get the Medal of Freedom for making up stuff about black holes now? I won’t believe any of it until someone throws a rock at one.
I know Obama’s birth certificate is real because I saw it the other day and replaced on it his actual middle name with “Shrimpy.”
If we can get health insurance after getting sick, can we get life insurance for people after they die?
The cats are scared of me. They just can’t deal with how awesome I am.
I can be accepting of other religions. My dog is not a Christian, and I accept her
“Teachable Moment” would be a good name for a gun
I, for one, am offended that president is actually going to let some filthy potato-lickers into the White House.
Obama is legally a natural born US citizen just as much as Bush legally won the 2000 election.
At what point can we declare the beer summit the dumbest thing an American president has ever done ever