Should We Learn from Monkeys?
Here’s how to open a banana like a monkey:
Apparently we’ve all been opening bananas inefficiently and monkeys know the proper way. Being that monkeys are evil and against all that is humanity, should we ever learn from their wisdom or would that make us evil as well?
I say we can learn from them. If their way of opening a banana is more efficient, that means if we use it we’ll be spending less time trying to open bananas and more time plotting the demise of monkeys. We can use their knowledge to help destroy them. So don’t be afraid of learning from monkeys as long at the ultimate goal is their end.
(10 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
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July 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am
actually, what I found most cute about this video was the videologger’s cutie pie boxer shorts
July 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
This is BS! I don’t care how “efficient” it is, if you’re learning from monkeys, then you are a monkey!
We can and must find a better way! We are humans! We will create a device that you can carry in your pocket – a device that creates a small nuclear exploison that, somehow (possibly due to science, but more likely due to the Will of the Gods of Nuclear Explosions and Other Big Booms), will open the banana for us!
There is nothing that cannot be solved by a nuclear explosion!
July 13th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Nuke the banana’s! There yellow just like a sissy pinko commie liberal.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Wrong…all wrong. You open a banana by banging it with a hammer. Works great.
Sheesh.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Bananas are for monkeys and gaia-worshiping pheebs who cannot catch and kill mobile food.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Ewwww! The gnarly end of the banana is staring you in the face and you must also glom up your hands to pinch off that end that is usually and mercifully left in the peel. It’s the end where all the flies lay their eggs, too. So, yeah, monkeys, good luck with that. Errgh.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Total BS. I’ve seen monkeys eat bananas a million times – they squeeze one end and the banana shoots up in the air – then they catch it in their mouths as it falls. I used to see it all the time on those documentaries they showed on Saturday mornings when I was a kid.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
His friend, who is a girl, saw him “struggling” to open a banana? Umm…how embarrassing. Wouldn’t the proper response to such a sight be for his friend “Brittany” to bitch slap him and tell him to man up? I mean, really. He’s been “struggling” his whole adult life to open bananas? Wow…girly man.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
That was McGilla Gorilla. Gorillas are different.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:39 am
This sh*t is racist!
July 13th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
If I needed help with a bannana, I would just watch some dude who does the Twitter deftly manage the “object”
July 13th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
If you blow your mind every day, it will remain free from all of that pesky knowledge that can clog it up and make you think.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Monkeys? Bananas? Funky undershorts? There has got to be a Michael Jackson or Bill Clinton joke in here somewhere.
I understand The Doctor likes bananas, and opens his with his sonic screwdriver. He doesn’t need no stinkin monkeys.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
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July 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
“Should We Learn from Monkeys?” Hell no we shouldn’t learn from monkeys. The liberals tried to learn from monkeys and look how they turned out.
July 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I have know about this for years – and the critical thing is that the banana tastes different when eaten from the blossom end -
no joke – it is better tasting from the blossom end
July 13th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Hey Kate, so you like guys wearing spacemonkey themed boxers huh?
And before the first Moyel (sp?) guys instinctively knew how to peel a nanner.
July 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Egad, this is how I open bananas. I didn’t realize I was some sort of freak monkey boy, I just do it because it’s easier. But I guess, rather than change, I’ll just wait until I can get my meals in pill form like they’ve been promising for years.
July 13th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I rip bananas in half and peel each side separately. It works better, and looks kind of cool to people who don’t realize how easy it is to rip a squishy piece of fruit in half.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
T.N. Amaps Soylent Banana is people!
July 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I created a jig for my circular saw to open bananas for me.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I don’t get it. Is he saying his friend “Britney” is a monkey?
July 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Even more efficient way to open a banana, and its good for the environment too!
1. Get a banana
2. Give a banana to a hippy panty-waste liberal sissy
3. Punch hippy panty-waste liberal in the face
4. Unload Glock into hippy.
5. Pick up banana.
6. Peel Banana
7. Eat banana.