The Bros Will Be Tazed
Dude! Taze three people at once! Me want!
I know, you’re saying, “When would you want to taze three people at once?”
Ever been to a college campus? I went to college (I’m very smart), and every day I was like, “I wish I could taze multiple people at once.” Nothing like seeing hippies lying on the ground, involuntarily convulsing. Of course, they do that a lot themselves with the ODing.
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July 31st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Just so you know, my frat banned tazing.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I’m looking for an assault tazer that can taze 500-800 hippies per minute.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yeah ….like a TAZ net…… cannon style device that fires a net attached to a lead…… bzzzzzzzzztttt… no more “civil disturbance” problem…… BRB.. gotta run to the patent web site…….note to self …..attach it to dinosaur…..
July 31st, 2009 at 2:48 pm
You can also taze one guy three times.
That’s cool, if you’re gonna taze a bro, you might as well over-taze the bro.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I agree with Veeshir: you know sometimes it’ll take a jolt or two just to get a tazee’s attention!
July 31st, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I want to be able to taze more than three people at once. You could have one of these three people tazers in each hand and be able to taze six people but thats still not good enough.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Thanksgiving with the in-laws.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Are these effective against zombies?
July 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
What fun, you could zap that one 3 times with “take” “that” “crakah”
July 31st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Both Hands! 6 Bros. At Once!!! Excellent!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 4:53 pm
“Don’t taze me bro, AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!” Yeah….I like the sound of it.
July 31st, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I bet news of this is harshing a plethora of mellows right now! Sweet!
July 31st, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I need an Obot Tazer that can taze all Obots any place, anytime.
July 31st, 2009 at 5:57 pm
As the classless disgrace is golfing, The teleprompter signals the secret service to use the new tasers on his partners, and instructs the classless disgrace to acknowledge “hole in one crackers”.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I’ve got a great new plan it’s called “Tazers for Obama Voters” everyone who didn’t vote for Obama gets a Tazer, then they go forth and taze everyone who voted for Obozo the Clown President.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Frank thinks he is smart. Now if he only was funny. He bans people who suggest he is not funny. That is the funniest part about this blog. I had to back out his tweak to place this comment. Dumb. You commentators here should consider looking elsewhere. Frank is a child with the attention span of the kool aid addicted.
[Are you sure you're banned and not just too stupid to enter comments? -Ed.]
July 31st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
If they outlaw tazers, then only outlaws will have tazers.
July 31st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I think I’m in love with the Noise Bot T-shirt model!
What was that? Did someone say something about tasers?
July 31st, 2009 at 7:11 pm
#16…. And THAT SUH. forces me to SHUN you! I SHUN you SUH! Consider yourself Shunned! Let this be a Lesson to you …… I dont want to do it but your behavior leaves me no other choices. No be contrite and I may be merciful and not unless the mongrel shuns to lay waste on you and yours.
A Day without SHUN is like a day without SHUNSHINE!
I officially SHUN thee Mister NotSoFunnyFrank….. now off wth you before you end up getting smited!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Let me give it a try…
Frank J., you are not funny. I find your unfunnyness offensive.
Thank you.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Marko,
Don’t press your luck. You’ve already been shunned. Next step: Banned.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:39 pm
AND YOU Meester Mancuso….. do you not still feel the sting from your last SHUN? How soon they forget. You just watch your step….. I got my eye on you….I was doing just fine until #16 put me in a shunning mood, do not evoke the wrath of the SHUN.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Frank is a child with the attention span of the kool aid addicted.
The funny part about that? I said the exact same thing to a friend of mine the other day.
But I meant it as a reason to come here and comment.
It’s funny how two people can say the exact same thing about the exact same person and mean exactly the opposite.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:50 pm
That’s so those racist Cambridge police can taze a black, a hispanic and a homosexual at the same time with a single shot.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I wonder what would happen if you tazed a monkey. Would it fry? Burnt monkey hair can’t smell good.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:01 pm
#16 – “I had to back out his tweak to place this comment.” I’m not sure what that means, but all the images that come to mind are disturbing.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:30 pm
non lethal weapons are for sissies.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Uh? What the hell is a tweak? Did I miss something else that’s like totally gay?
August 1st, 2009 at 12:04 am
1. AA-12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c
2. http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/TASERXREP.aspx
3. Mix and Practice.
Cheers
August 1st, 2009 at 12:49 am
LOL. Tweak. Twit. It’s all the same I guess.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:47 am
@16: “I had to back out his tweak…”
Is that, like, prison lingo?
August 1st, 2009 at 11:16 am
You really don’t want to know what that is so stop reading now,
Richard Gere had to back out a tweak too.
It’s a shame what he did to FrnakJ’s hamster.
August 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
People who need to be tazed usually live in clusters…..
August 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 am
I wish Sgt. Crowley had had one of those at the “beer summit.”
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 am
Google, Taser Shockwave. I see your tasering 3 people, and raise you 300.
Also, you can already TASER someone multiple times with a regular Taser. Once the probes are in, you got to just keep pulling the trigger.