Comments on: The Bros Will Be Tazed

By: marvin

marvin — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:52:44 +0000

Google, Taser Shockwave. I see your tasering 3 people, and raise you 300.

Also, you can already TASER someone multiple times with a regular Taser. Once the probes are in, you got to just keep pulling the trigger.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:33:56 +0000

I wish Sgt. Crowley had had one of those at the “beer summit.”

By: Leon

Leon — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:51:23 +0000

People who need to be tazed usually live in clusters…..

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:16:31 +0000

You really don’t want to know what that is so stop reading now,
Richard Gere had to back out a tweak too.

It’s a shame what he did to FrnakJ’s hamster.

By: Pit Nicker

Pit Nicker — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:47:14 +0000

@16: “I had to back out his tweak…”

Is that, like, prison lingo?

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:49:43 +0000

LOL. Tweak. Twit. It’s all the same I guess.

By: J.M. Heinrichs

J.M. Heinrichs — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:04:16 +0000

1. AA-12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c
2. http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/TASERXREP.aspx
3. Mix and Practice.

Cheers

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:58:22 +0000

Uh? What the hell is a tweak? Did I miss something else that’s like totally gay?

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:30:48 +0000

non lethal weapons are for sissies.

By: Tobias Magan

Tobias Magan — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:01:34 +0000

#16 – “I had to back out his tweak to place this comment.” I’m not sure what that means, but all the images that come to mind are disturbing.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:52:25 +0000

I wonder what would happen if you tazed a monkey. Would it fry? Burnt monkey hair can’t smell good.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:50:48 +0000

That’s so those racist Cambridge police can taze a black, a hispanic and a homosexual at the same time with a single shot.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:40:09 +0000

Frank is a child with the attention span of the kool aid addicted.

The funny part about that? I said the exact same thing to a friend of mine the other day.
But I meant it as a reason to come here and comment.

It’s funny how two people can say the exact same thing about the exact same person and mean exactly the opposite.

By: Attila the Shun

Attila the Shun — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:39:37 +0000

AND YOU Meester Mancuso….. do you not still feel the sting from your last SHUN? How soon they forget. You just watch your step….. I got my eye on you….I was doing just fine until #16 put me in a shunning mood, do not evoke the wrath of the SHUN.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:20:52 +0000

Marko,

Don’t press your luck. You’ve already been shunned. Next step: Banned.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:15:52 +0000

Let me give it a try…

Frank J., you are not funny. I find your unfunnyness offensive.

Thank you.

By: Attila the SHUN

Attila the SHUN — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:11:27 +0000

#16…. And THAT SUH. forces me to SHUN you! I SHUN you SUH! Consider yourself Shunned! Let this be a Lesson to you …… I dont want to do it but your behavior leaves me no other choices. No be contrite and I may be merciful and not unless the mongrel shuns to lay waste on you and yours.

A Day without SHUN is like a day without SHUNSHINE!

I officially SHUN thee Mister NotSoFunnyFrank….. now off wth you before you end up getting smited!

By: Wolfman George

Wolfman George — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:00:55 +0000

I think I’m in love with the Noise Bot T-shirt model!

What was that? Did someone say something about tasers?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:43:47 +0000

If they outlaw tazers, then only outlaws will have tazers.

By: NotSoFunnyFrank

NotSoFunnyFrank — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:38:54 +0000

Frank thinks he is smart. Now if he only was funny. He bans people who suggest he is not funny. That is the funniest part about this blog. I had to back out his tweak to place this comment. Dumb. You commentators here should consider looking elsewhere. Frank is a child with the attention span of the kool aid addicted.

[Are you sure you're banned and not just too stupid to enter comments? -Ed.]

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:11:54 +0000

I’ve got a great new plan it’s called “Tazers for Obama Voters” everyone who didn’t vote for Obama gets a Tazer, then they go forth and taze everyone who voted for Obozo the Clown President.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:57:58 +0000

As the classless disgrace is golfing, The teleprompter signals the secret service to use the new tasers on his partners, and instructs the classless disgrace to acknowledge “hole in one crackers”.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:40:37 +0000

I need an Obot Tazer that can taze all Obots any place, anytime.

By: ChrisA

ChrisA — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:12:56 +0000

I bet news of this is harshing a plethora of mellows right now! Sweet!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:53:33 +0000

“Don’t taze me bro, AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!” Yeah….I like the sound of it.