The Obama Presidency in Five Seconds

Posted by Harvey on July 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm

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15 Responses to “The Obama Presidency in Five Seconds”

  1. Tjenkins says:

    Yep, sounds about right

  2. John says:

    Really? You think he’ll say ‘sorry’ at the end?

  3. T-Dog says:

    The “sorry” is too generous for him. He will probably be saying something more like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Thor says:

    acceptable foreseeable apologies as follows:

    “My bad.”
    “Did I do *that*?” (With nasal Erkel voice)
    “Bush’s fault!”
    cliclick…..**BLAM!** Thud.

  5. IH8Socialist says:

    I think it’ll be more like: see ya sucka’s I got all yo loot!

  6. Veeshir says:

    Sorry? That’s pretty funny.
    This is more likely.

  7. MarkoMancuso says:

    The Obama Presidency in thirty-nine seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related

  8. Live Free Or Die says:

    Cue the Shaggy song ” It Wasn’t Me”, or the video clip from StarWars,” It’s Not My Fault!’

  9. NunyaB says:

    Oh now that could be fun, Theme Song for the Obama Administration. Unless it has already been done in which case never mind.

    My entry just in case: “Oops, I Did It Again”

  10. AR says:

    I’m surprised he didn’t blame Bush.

  11. 4 of 7 says:

    #7 – MarcoMancuso,

    Revelation 18:1-2
    After this I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority; and the earth was made bright with his splendor. And he called out with a mighty voice,
    “Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great! … ”

    I always figured it’d be something like that!

  12. MikeLL says:

    Hahahahahaha. That was funny.

    I’m sure you have all heard these too, but just in case you didn’t, check out Obama quotes from reading his own book:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdyMklPv3g

    I can’t figure out which one is my favorite.

  13. Funnyguy says:

    Obama forced welfare adoptions on me, here in the USA, wherein I was forced to suckle 3 inner city Chicago welfare cheats. Since there were only 3 cheats I put those 3 on hind teets and had 5 left over for my own chilluns.

    Now with Obama’s wonderful new ideas I will have 5 new cheats to feed. I will be full up with no room for my own. He promises I will be forced to be a cheat also and thus be able to suckle myself but somehow I do not see that working out well. I was born a republican and not double jointed like your average democrat.

  14. Bob A says:

    America needs you…Jerry Ford………Jerry won’t you please come home.

  15. midwestconservative says:

    If only THE OBAMA’s presidentcy were 5 seconds.

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