Comments on: The Obama Presidency in Five Seconds

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:03:47 +0000

If only THE OBAMA’s presidentcy were 5 seconds.

By: Bob A

Bob A — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:05:24 +0000

America needs you…Jerry Ford………Jerry won’t you please come home.

By: Funnyguy

Funnyguy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:32:41 +0000

Obama forced welfare adoptions on me, here in the USA, wherein I was forced to suckle 3 inner city Chicago welfare cheats. Since there were only 3 cheats I put those 3 on hind teets and had 5 left over for my own chilluns.

Now with Obama’s wonderful new ideas I will have 5 new cheats to feed. I will be full up with no room for my own. He promises I will be forced to be a cheat also and thus be able to suckle myself but somehow I do not see that working out well. I was born a republican and not double jointed like your average democrat.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:47:03 +0000

Hahahahahaha. That was funny.

I’m sure you have all heard these too, but just in case you didn’t, check out Obama quotes from reading his own book:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdyMklPv3g

I can’t figure out which one is my favorite.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:41:06 +0000

#7 – MarcoMancuso,

Revelation 18:1-2
After this I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority; and the earth was made bright with his splendor. And he called out with a mighty voice,
“Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great! … ”

I always figured it’d be something like that!

By: AR

AR — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:57:55 +0000

I’m surprised he didn’t blame Bush.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:37:18 +0000

Oh now that could be fun, Theme Song for the Obama Administration. Unless it has already been done in which case never mind.

My entry just in case: “Oops, I Did It Again”

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:28:28 +0000

Cue the Shaggy song ” It Wasn’t Me”, or the video clip from StarWars,” It’s Not My Fault!’

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:25:38 +0000

The Obama Presidency in thirty-nine seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:19:31 +0000

Sorry? That's pretty funny. This is more likely.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:47:34 +0000

I think it’ll be more like: see ya sucka’s I got all yo loot!

By: Thor

Thor — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:42:35 +0000

acceptable foreseeable apologies as follows:

“My bad.”
“Did I do *that*?” (With nasal Erkel voice)
“Bush’s fault!”
cliclick…..**BLAM!** Thud.

By: T-Dog

T-Dog — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:39:57 +0000

The “sorry” is too generous for him. He will probably be saying something more like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: John

John — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:16:41 +0000

Really? You think he’ll say ‘sorry’ at the end?

By: Tjenkins

Tjenkins — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:06:54 +0000

Yep, sounds about right