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Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:49:36 +0000

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By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:16:34 +0000

Biden: “Fella’s there’s nothing I like better than kicking back a few beers with some of my constituents in this little bar downtown that’s been closed for 12 years.”

By: CTSean

CTSean — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:14:03 +0000

#26 … massive alcohol and massive brain tumors can impair judgement … I’d be more pleased if he’d just take her out for a drive !

By: Paul Pelosi

Paul Pelosi — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:35:07 +0000

No.

By: Cec Moon

Cec Moon — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:25:46 +0000

“Do” Pelosi? My God man, have you no shame?

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:24:39 +0000

OK, now it’s time for the brain bleach. That wasn’t a pretty image.

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:24:10 +0000

The only person I can think of who’s capable of getting drunk enough to do Pelosi is Ted Kennedy.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:18:30 +0000

Obama: Ok its settled in the name of racial harmony between blacks and whites we will just go back to blaming everything on the Jews.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:00:42 +0000

THE OBAMA: I look soooo good on camera. Look at that monitor– I’m beautiful. Luis Farrakhan was my first choice for VP.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:57:19 +0000

Cop: what the hell am I doing here?

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:56:39 +0000

Professor Gates: Barack my brotha do we really have to sit at the same table with those f#@king honkies?

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:54:25 +0000

Joe Biden: BEER? where’s barney? I think I misunderstood the invitation.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:38:52 +0000

A little beer, a few laughs. just a Brew-HaHa over a Brough-haha. Hey, that’s not bad. I’m going to use that when the Media ask me about our Beer Summit.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:13:50 +0000

here try my new Arugula flavored beer.

By: TexianWoman

TexianWoman — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:29:06 +0000

“No, Joe! I mean to didn’t say it like that! Oh God, come back! I love you Joe!!..”

By: ss396

ss396 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:44:11 +0000

I’d better go slowly. I just can’t forget that night that I first met Michelle…

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:28:18 +0000

A question harleycowboy….was that the expensive imported sparkling MD 20/20, or just the regular domestic MD 20/20?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:17:12 +0000

“No Joe, we aren’t going to take our Weeners out and compare!”

“I am your boss, you are the Secret Service and I am ordering you to fire on that man…I don’t care if he is the Vice President!”

By: innominatus

innominatus — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:05:09 +0000

Obama: “I better slow down. I’m about halfway through this pint of light beer, and I’m feeling pretty woozy.”

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:42:38 +0000

“Can I tell you guys a secret? I have no idea what Cap & Trade is.”

Obie thought it meant swapping baseball caps.

GMTA. As I read the list I was thinking it was worthy of a mention on Fred’s show.

By: harleycowboy

harleycowboy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:28:53 +0000

Oh, this isn’t Bud Lite. I had the beer dumped out and had Mad Dog 20/20 put in.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:12:32 +0000

zzyzx& Storm1911

Much better. Even a million monkeys working on a million Mac’s for a million years….hey, who are we kidding. They don’t use Mac’s.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:03:22 +0000

Did you hear how the Secret Service had to keep Barney Frank from crashing the party yesterday because Barney thought they were having a Queer Summit and thought he could just BLOW right in….Hey I gotta million of ‘um, Joe the Vice-President, somewhere un-disclosed, Washington DC. All credit to Chuck.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:37:03 +0000

Was Joe the Vice-President drinking non-alcoholic beer?! I’ve been wondering about that. I kept thinking, as I watched this dog and pony show “My God they’re not actually giving him alcohol are they?” If indeed they gave him near beer then it’s encouraging to know the White House isn’t completely out of touch with reality!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:21:22 +0000

the Beer Summit ….what really happened.

Biden, Gates, Obama, and Sgt. Crowley sitting at table…..

Gates: Crowley Yo mamma is so stupid….
Sgt. Crowley: Why you little! (chokes gates)
Obama: Uh Sgt Crowley you are uh um acting stupidly uh um er so uh stop choking my uh um little buddy er friend uh Mr Gates.
Biden: but skipper I thought I was your little buddy? (biden starts sobbing)
Obama: uh oh fudge er uh what do I do telepropmter?
Teleprompter: (crashes to the ground and shatters)