Tough, Psychotic Granny

Posted by Frank J. on July 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm

75-year-old woman charged with beating death of fawn. Yeah, it’s horrible, but it’s also kinda badass. Remind me to not walk on her flower beds.

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26 Responses to “Tough, Psychotic Granny”

  1. cptnmoroni says:

    So, you’re saying you WANT to be beaten up by a grandma?

  2. UCGC says:

    I want her to be my neighbor. Any deer, even a baby, who can not get away from a 75 year old woman deserves it. Survival of the fittest.

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    Pfft. Call me when she strangles a Black Bear cub and then fights the cub’s mother to a draw.

  4. Rhett says:

    The comments are disturbing. Most seem to think this a a criminal act. It reminds me of a neighbor that call Animal Control because another neighbor’s cat kill a baby rabbit that she had been feeding. Under this premise if a rat is killed in the same manner then the same charges should brought.

  5. cjtony97 says:

    MR TUMNUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  6. Silhouette says:

    It’s good to be the top of the food chain.

  7. Silhouette says:

    President Obama issued a statement saying that she should have entered into tough diplomacy with the fawn, Michael Moore blamed personal gardens and began a movie calling for state control of all farming, and France surrendered.

  8. DamnCat says:

    Is it fawn beating season already? I gotta get tags!

  9. Ernie Loco says:

    Re: Survival of the fittest

    Seriously, she beat it to death. It’s not like she went out and wasted it with a 12 gauge or had some sort of devious trap. If the thing isn’t smart enough and fast enough to get away from a 75 year old woman, it probably deserves to be beaten to death. (And I’m not limiting that thought to just deer either.)

  10. Live Free Or Die says:

    She should get a Commendation for preventing the spead of Lyme Disease.>>>SISSY LIBERAL PROBLEM: Deer overpopulation due to SISSY LIBERAL anti-hunting laws.>>> 75 Year Old Woman’s Solution: Beat ravenous garden eating Lyme disease carrying fawn to death

  11. Thor says:

    If only she had slept with the the young deer and fed it “Jesus Juice”, milk and cookies during sleepovers. Acquitted!

  12. Plentyobailouts says:

    Boy, you read the comments, and you can understand why that classless pos in the white house took ohio. What a bunch of whiny assed liberal scumbags. Douchebags? save the deer! Save the bullits! beat a sissy liberal to death witha shovel.

  13. IH8Socialist says:

    I wonder if this old lady is free to beat the crap out of some Obots…..

  14. IH8Socialist says:

    Plentyobailouts hitting liberal sissy with shovels is what I would call shovel ready work.

  15. midwestconservative says:

    It has been my long standing position that —if you can take a deer by hand,Knife,shovel, or hammer you should get to keep it without purchasing tags. Also I would like that 75 year old to teach me her stalking skills.

  16. midwestconservative says:

    I think that old woman should get a medal , the deer was obviously a spy in the Animal Conspiracy. Thanks to Tim Bedore we now know these are probing attacks by the animals of the world to find weak spots in our defenses. I will sleep better tonight knowing that granny is on the front lines.

  17. px115 says:

    THIS monster deserves jail time: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/08/firefighter.kills.dogs/

    Grandma… not so much….

  18. hillbillymama says:

    I don’t know….my family and I have been hunters and raising livestock for food forever and if my g-maw did this……I’d definitely think something ain’t right with her.

    The firefighter…..now, I know something ain’t right with that one. Serial killer material there.

  19. Son of Bob says:

    Nancy Pelosi should be ashamed of herself.

  20. ccoffer says:

    This is a perfect example of why I kill as many polar bears, bald eagles, mountain lions and wolves as I can. They are cruel to animals and therefore deserve to die. I’m all about animal justice.

  21. Bobby Buckette says:

    “Throw up a post” ….always suspected this was your technique. Now if you could only be funny.

  22. Kent says:

    It reminds me of when a then-girlfriend’s 16-year-old arthritic cat killed a mole and brought it to the porch. She told the cat, “yeah, I guess you still can catch something that’s BLIND”. My gramma killed a nest of copperhead snakes with a hoe.

    Personally, I don’t care about critters as long as they are outside my house. If the need to stay out of a garden, build a fence. Unless there’s some disaster and I’m desperate for meat - then we set traps and the garden feeds me twice.

  23. everydayjoe says:

    The word on the street is that Granny was trying to send a message to all the other deer to stay outta her turf.

    Word.

  24. Jason says:

    Step on the grass. Shoot a deer. It’s a disposable planet. Rev 21:1

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  26. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Fawndling!

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