Comments on: What is Frank thinking?

By: TimothyJ

TimothyJ — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:22:42 +0000

He could give her $1,000,000 worth of sliced ham and $1,500,000 worth of mozzarella cheeze!

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:43:32 +0000

ussjimmy, tell me you’re being sarcastic, ironic, or simply trying to be funny. A real man would never be so stupid as to do say or do such things. Real men don’t spit into the wind, pull on superman’s cape or mess around with women on their birthdays.

Real men are smarter than that.

By: Pianogirl88

Pianogirl88 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:15:52 +0000

Well, since the birthday was yesterday, this advice is a day late, but helpful for next year. A woman wants to feel like the man in her life has put at least some thought into a gift that he selects for her ~ birthday, Christmas, or any other occasion during the year. I know some men are good at picking up little clues throughout the year as to things she mentions that she finds interesting…a new restaurant to try, a concert to attend, a book she’d like to read, a CD/DVD she’d find amusing. But, some men aren’t, and they are usually the ones in the doghouse! Actually, compliments all during the year are great…I know I don’t require much in the way of material goods, but there are many ways to make that special someone feel cherished, and the smart man figures it out early in a relationship. And it is the smart woman who tries to do the same thing for the man in her life.

By: Teleprompter Messiah

Teleprompter Messiah — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:31:09 +0000

Nothing says “I love you” more than a lifetime subscription to “Soldier of Fortune” magazine.

BTW, those advocating Frank J cook for the missus, is that the 300 “tonite we dine in hell” tribute version or the Spartan Kraft mac and cheese with toast version you had in mind?

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:45:53 +0000

A Watchmen DVD and some glow in the dark blue body paint oughta make for a memorable birthday.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:21:36 +0000

By the looks of the guns she waves around, I’d say ammo would be a thoughtful gift. Life-sized cardboard cutout targets of her least favorite people, a real stress reliever. Batteries? I cannot be held responsible for where my mind goes…

By: cincinnati_bob

cincinnati_bob — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:13:46 +0000

Diamonds are too small. I suggest a really nice gold necklace and/or Pearls.

Then take her out to a very nice restaurant for a gourmet dinner so she can wear the gift. Or put it on at the restaurant.

http://www.bluenile.com/pearl-jewelry/pearl-strands

http://www.bluenile.com/gold-jewelry/gold-necklaces

The byzantine in row 2 is awfully nice. A touch expensive but maybe they’ll haggle.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:59:57 +0000

If you are a real man a vacuum cleaner, a new set of cook wear and your dinner order should be plenty!

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:45:32 +0000

SarahK needs a new Vulcan mini-gun-in pink. You never know when you need a Vulcan mini-gun.Rumor has it they are great for robot monkey attacks.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:16:43 +0000

DID that person say “IF” she is a complicated women? IF!!! I seen em “complicate” things as a method of entertainment. “IF”……too freaking funny…..

By: Jules

Jules — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:39:03 +0000

Kitten/puppy from a shelter. Save a little critter, melt a heart at the same time. Also gives you something to bond over.
(Do you know what your son/daughter did today all over my new shoes?) Yeah, I know it sounds like a scold, but it adds zest and can defuse anger over other more serious issues. Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly!

[Plus, they taste like chicken! - B]

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:05:30 +0000

But, if she is a complicated woman, with more than one love language, then you must be the detective, and fulfill all her hearts desires. or, maybe her love language is time—quality time with you—so take her for a walk by the light of a thermonuclear explosion on the surface of the moon

Fixed.

By: joyce

joyce — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Depends on her Love Language. If she likes gifts, then a gift it shall be. If she prefers mushy words, than a homemade card might do the trick. If she prefers you to do something for her, then pushing that vacuum sweeper around the house will make her all warm inside. If she likes hugs—then you know what to do. But, if she is a complicated woman, with more than one love language, then you must be the detective, and fulfill all her hearts desires. or, maybe her love language is time—quality time with you—so take her for a walk by moonlight

By: Jim

Jim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:11:31 +0000

They make the walther P-22 in a rather attractive blue. nice backup piece

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:07:03 +0000

A trained mountain lion. Use it to destroy your enemies.

Did I mention that you would save valuable ammo if you used a trained mountain lion to destroy your enemies? Can’t go wrong, IMO.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:08:32 +0000

How bout the Hello Kitty AR-15, the Hello Kitty Ak-47, or the Hello Kitty Uzi for the perfect gift. Maybe Knight Armaments can make the Knight chain SAW in pink. Or maybe a “Kill All Hippies” Bumper sticker to go with a new SUV.

By: Juicer

Juicer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:51:12 +0000

How about diamond bullets for the AR-15, so she could shoot some endangered animals and make a nice fur coat from it, usinge her wise latina wisdom?

By: otcconan

otcconan — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:08:24 +0000

If Frank is wise, which he’s not, but if he WAS wise, he’d buy her a new pop-pop.

A pretty pop-pop is best. Not some ugly war-bred thing like a 1911. I suggest a pink Ruger Blackhawk in .44 magnum.

By: Rignerd

Rignerd — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:01:55 +0000

My wife would go for the two men at once, especially if I was one of them. Which is why she’ll get jewelry again.

Fortunately she still likes her guns in black and FDE, classy lady I say. Which is the other reason she’ll get jewelry again.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:15:13 +0000

Obviously Frank is still in that newly married status where he hasnt realized the “reality” of what he “shares” and what he doesnt. Tell me Frank…. how many rooms have you “decorated”? During the “decoration” process how many ideas did you present that were summarily dismissied. You see Frank… she allows you into her living environment. And if you think Im lying.. give a birthday gift of a redecorated room Frank style….. she’ll luv it!

Muwhahahahahaha….

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:07:22 +0000

Get Paula back on AI.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:40:57 +0000

But, if today is her birthday and you have not yet bought her a gift, you’ve already blown it.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:16:18 +0000

“What is Frank thinking?” That would be far too random, rambling , and maybe illegal to list here.

By: Rubeus

Rubeus — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:44:08 +0000

Girls like cute fuzzy things. Like Gophers and Coatimundis and Tigers.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:43:07 +0000

Bling
A day a the Spa
Bling
Movie night of her choice
Bling
A weekend away at a B &B
Bling

Really you can’t go wrong with jewelry. As Monroe opined in Gentlemen prefer Blondes”;

A kiss may be grand but it won’t pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don’t lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend

Happy Birthday Sarah K.