A Death Panel By Any Other Name…
Obama says there will be no “Death Panels”.
So I’m wondering… is he saying that the government won’t start denying people care based on cost vs. expected productive value to society, or is he just saying they won’t call this cacophany of bean-counting bureaucrats a “Death Panel”?
I suspect the latter, so I expect the final Obamacare bill will empower its decision-making assemblage under a different name.
Some possibilities:
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Caskets for Clunkers
Reaper Review Board
Cessation Commission
Termination Task Force
Curtains Committee
Departure Directorate
Burial Board
Casualty Cabinet
Funeral Forum
Eradication Convocation
Mortality Moderators
Grave Group
Monty Python Parrot Panel
If you were Obama, what you name YOUR “Death Panel”?
(20 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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August 13th, 2009 at 10:22 am
The Francisco Franco Review Commission
The Future Fetilizer Assessment Committee
The Bernie Board
August 13th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Fast Track to Heaven
Seventy-Two Virgins
August 13th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Knowing leftists and my Orwell:
Long Life Committee.
or
The Happy Fun Panel on Living Well
Or
Bruno, Vito and Clemenza of the Protection Panel.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:28 am
LOL!
What you name YOUR “Death Panel”?
The Final Round-Up Posse
The Death Trap
The Vince Foster Memorial Recruitment Committee (co-chaired by the Clintons)
August 13th, 2009 at 10:30 am
I like Caskets for Clunkers. I’d call mine:
Kick the Bucket Brigade
Give up the Ghost Busters
Buy the Farm Bank
August 13th, 2009 at 10:32 am
The Soylent Green Assessment Panel.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Stairway to heaven.
We’ve lost that lovin feelin’
Don’t go away mad just go away
Mournful Blues
St. Peters Brigade
We’ll miss you when your gone
Final Destination
No need to bring luggage
August 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
After they take the Stairway to Heaven they can Knock, Knock, Knock on Heaven’s Door.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am
The Cptnmoroni Super Wacky Fun Team Retreat And All Around Good Time Brigade.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Pushing up Daisies Garden Club
Six Feet Under Taker
Reaching Room Temperature Climate Control Assistance
August 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
1.) The Department of Sayonara, Chollie
2.) Fast Track Departure Department
3.) Under the Grass/Roots/Acorn Organization
August 13th, 2009 at 10:53 am
If I was President Obama, I’d call it the “Honored Citizens Freedom of Personal Choice Commitee”. Then I’d apoint a “Czar” for it. Not just any Czar, but one who is a punk kid who’s only accomplishments is he went to a great school that mommy and daddy paid for, he worked for my campaign or one of my compettitors who eventualy endorsed me, Doesn’t pay his taxes, and used to tourture small neigborhood animals with weed wackers as a child.
Only a person who has no experience, no responcibilty, no accountability, and is sadistic as hell could help guide the elderly into what’s best for the country. But That’s Obama. Personally I’m not a Socialist.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:55 am
B.O.Y.D.’s Review Board.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
You forgot the. . .
Blue haired blue ribbon panel
August 13th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Sleepshop Travel Agency
August 13th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Whatever they call it, their tag line can be:
“Help yourself AND Mother Earth by achieving ZERO carbon emissions! For FREE!!!”
(All caps and multiple exclamation marks means GUUUUUD!!!!!1!)
August 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
BRS says:
He has that: its rom the manual.
Future Fertilizer of America
Crypt Keeper welcomes you to the oldies but goodies show: Its nap time.
August 13th, 2009 at 11:54 am
1. Logan’s Run Final Marathon Committee
2. Jimmy Hoffa and Associates
And in honor of our Dear Leader’s Chicago roots,
3. The Sleeping With the Fishes Mattress Consultants
August 13th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
If I were the Zero the normal rules of the universe would apply and I would immediately burst into flames. So you would never know what I would have called the Death Panel.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
So the gubmunt has decide you should die.
But can the method be considered cruel and unusual? You get three days with nothing but an Ipod loaded with the classless disgrace speaking, and a set of dvd that wont work in your player.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Won’t Be Down for Breakfast Club
August 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Taxpayer debriefing board
August 13th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Zombie recruitment Czar
August 13th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Inheritance Tax Acceleration Task Force
August 13th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
….And for our Spanish speaking friends: El Bordo de Audios Mofo.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
In keeping with the Owellian model that this Chicago Cartel has used in coming up with names to disguise their various thuggery, the following might be more likely, and will be how we recognize said panel:
Committee for the Advancement of Long-Lived Citizens
End of Life Postponment Panel
August 13th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Surely you’ve noticed that all his new offices are given Orwellian names, right? It has to be something like the “Health Preservation Committee” — preserving everybody else’s health by offing the people too expensive to care for.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Kevorkian’s Krusaders
August 13th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Organ Reassessment Board
or
Carbon Footprint Reduction Panel
August 13th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
err that should be:
Organ REASSIGNMENT Board
August 13th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
it’s called the “you gonna die sucka cuz we don’t like old people board”
August 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Has to be Cash for Corpses or we can keep the current name; St. Petersburg, Florida.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
You get three days with nothing but an Ipod loaded with the classless disgrace speaking, and a set of dvd that wont work in your player
#20 we can’t give that to the Life-Challenged or else Obie would have no hostess gifts to give the world leaders that he bows down to…
August 13th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Kennedy’s Car
August 13th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Why, the “Committee for Anaesthetic Deletions,” of course (hat-tip RAH)
August 13th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I would call my death panel The Obamanation Brain Wave Cessation and No Respiration Comedy Hour Featuring Joe Biden
August 13th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
the get put in a box then in a hole panel
August 13th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
The “meals for maggots” program
August 13th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I do not know what THE OBAMA will call his death panel , But I’d like to call them reactive targets
August 13th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
OBAMA LIES GRANNY DIES: I want your avatar for a bumper sticker. If you start selling them I’ll take a dozen
August 13th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
1) Post-Partum Abortion Assessors 2) Dirt Nap Directorate 3) Decomposition Directives 4) Final Transition Task Force 5) Zero Population Growth Achievement Assessors 6) Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil Coalition 7) The Final Curtain Call Commision
Rigamortis Recruiters 9) Funeral Home Stimulus Planners 10) Cemetery Fullfillment Foundation
August 13th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
In honor (or dishonor ) of our nuevo, 1st Hispanic Supremo Courto Justiso the board will be called the Hispanic Inquisition.
August 14th, 2009 at 1:47 am
I’m pretty sure he already appointed the panel. It was a bipartisan group of experts called ACORN….
August 14th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Shouldn’t that be “ex-parrot” panel?
August 14th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Center for Diversity Control: Ensuring fairness one dead, old, white guy at a time.
240th Trimester Abortion Rights Panel
Carbon Footprint Reduction Committee
The Center for — “Hey look it’s a right-winger being a nazi! What? Sorry our office is closed! No questions please.”
August 15th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
tip’o'the’hat to Douglas Adams:
“a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.”