Comments on: A Death Panel By Any Other Name…

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:45:32 +0000

tip’o'the’hat to Douglas Adams:

“a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.”

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:52:44 +0000

Center for Diversity Control: Ensuring fairness one dead, old, white guy at a time.

240th Trimester Abortion Rights Panel

Carbon Footprint Reduction Committee

The Center for — “Hey look it’s a right-winger being a nazi! What? Sorry our office is closed! No questions please.”

By: cbullitt

cbullitt — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:12:51 +0000

Shouldn’t that be “ex-parrot” panel?

By: HCG

HCG — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:47:47 +0000

I’m pretty sure he already appointed the panel. It was a bipartisan group of experts called ACORN….

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:22:41 +0000

In honor (or dishonor ) of our nuevo, 1st Hispanic Supremo Courto Justiso the board will be called the Hispanic Inquisition.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:49:01 +0000

1) Post-Partum Abortion Assessors 2) Dirt Nap Directorate 3) Decomposition Directives 4) Final Transition Task Force 5) Zero Population Growth Achievement Assessors 6) Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil Coalition 7) The Final Curtain Call Commision Rigamortis Recruiters 9) Funeral Home Stimulus Planners 10) Cemetery Fullfillment Foundation

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:42:18 +0000

OBAMA LIES GRANNY DIES: I want your avatar for a bumper sticker. If you start selling them I’ll take a dozen

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:05:17 +0000

I do not know what THE OBAMA will call his death panel , But I’d like to call them reactive targets

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:52:23 +0000

The “meals for maggots” program

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:19:41 +0000

the get put in a box then in a hole panel

By: Obamaaintmymama

Obamaaintmymama — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:30:32 +0000

I would call my death panel The Obamanation Brain Wave Cessation and No Respiration Comedy Hour Featuring Joe Biden

By: Sarge

Sarge — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:10:42 +0000

Why, the “Committee for Anaesthetic Deletions,” of course (hat-tip RAH)

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:36:31 +0000

Kennedy’s Car

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:23:43 +0000

You get three days with nothing but an Ipod loaded with the classless disgrace speaking, and a set of dvd that wont work in your player

#20 we can’t give that to the Life-Challenged or else Obie would have no hostess gifts to give the world leaders that he bows down to…

By: Patrick1

Patrick1 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:04:48 +0000

Has to be Cash for Corpses or we can keep the current name; St. Petersburg, Florida.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:00:06 +0000

it’s called the “you gonna die sucka cuz we don’t like old people board”

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:00:03 +0000

err that should be:

Organ REASSIGNMENT Board

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:57:46 +0000

Organ Reassessment Board

Carbon Footprint Reduction Panel

By: Burt

Burt — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:56:43 +0000

Kevorkian’s Krusaders

By: James

James — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:55:29 +0000

Surely you’ve noticed that all his new offices are given Orwellian names, right? It has to be something like the “Health Preservation Committee” — preserving everybody else’s health by offing the people too expensive to care for.

By: G Snakes

G Snakes — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:50:27 +0000

In keeping with the Owellian model that this Chicago Cartel has used in coming up with names to disguise their various thuggery, the following might be more likely, and will be how we recognize said panel:

Committee for the Advancement of Long-Lived Citizens
End of Life Postponment Panel

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:41:06 +0000

….And for our Spanish speaking friends: El Bordo de Audios Mofo.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:39:38 +0000

Inheritance Tax Acceleration Task Force

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:33:32 +0000

Zombie recruitment Czar

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:31:11 +0000

Taxpayer debriefing board