Frank Advice for Life

Posted by Frank J. on August 27, 2009 3:07 pm

Never settle for awesome when you can be super-awesome.

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32 Responses to “Frank Advice for Life”

1. Dr. Mayhem says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

   Pshaw! Never settle for super-awesome when you can be ultra-awesome.

2. zzyzx says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   Mega awesome is the only way to go. Mega awesome beats super and ultra awesome hands down.

3. IH8Socialist says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

   How bout super mega ultra bad a$$ awsome?

4. DamnCat says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

   Fred-Thompson-awesome!

   Try to beat that! You can’t ’cause it’s Fred-Thompson-awesome!

5. Corona says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

   I don my wizard hat and cloak…

   Phantasmagorically awesome.

6. Aaron says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

   Beat Fred Thompson awesome? No prob, Sarah Palin as Pres, Fred Thompson VP, with Chuck Norris as SecDef AWESOME.

7. cjtony97 says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

   Beat Fred Thompson awesome? No prob, Sarah Palin as Pres, Fred Thompson VP, with Chuck Norris as SecDef AWESOME.

   *faint/thud*

8. NunyaB says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

   Beat Fred Thompson awesome? No prob, Sarah Palin as Pres, Fred Thompson VP, with Chuck Norris as SecDef AWESOME.

   *faint/thud*

   Don’t forget to add Dick Cheney, to make it super mega ultra bad a$$ phantasmagorically freaking awsome

9. NunyaB says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

   Ooops I meant Darth Cheney as Chief of Staff, to make it super mega ultra bad a$$ phantasmagorically freaking awsome

10. Aaron says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Yes, Darth Cheney will serve us well…

    How about all of the above with Will Whittle as SecState awesome?

11. MoogieP says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Sweet, southern heat-lightning, followed by evening thundershower, awe-inspiring. We lead by mesmerization, Sugah.

    Although, on second thought, MoogieP as Pres, Fred Thompson VP, with Chuck Norris as SecDef, Sarah Palin as Energy Czarina, and Dick or Lynn Cheney as CIA Director-awesome DOES have a certain attraction.

12. MSM says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    You know what’s totally awesome? Barack Obama. Did you know he’s the first black President of the United States?

13. DamnCat says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Aaron says:
    Beat Fred Thompson awesome? No prob, Sarah Palin as Pres, Fred Thompson VP, with Chuck Norris as SecDef AWESOME

    I stand out-awesomed!!!

14. Veeshir says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Man, all the responses I can think of are pretty darn rude.

    I won’t write them, but you should be mad at me, FrnakJ.

15. Son of Bob says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    In other words, don’t settle for you if you can have me.

16. Deafdog says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Conversely, if you can’t be “super-awesome,” than “awsome” is a good fall back. It’s better than, for example, “crappy.”

17. ussjimmycarter says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Sarah Palin awesome beats all previous awesomeness by totally kicking their asses!

18. Abigail says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Never settle for super-awesome when you can be Frank J.

19. Greg says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    If you can’t be super-awesome, or even awesome, at least DON’T be a Democrat.

20. Lily says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    ussjimmycarter says:
    Sarah Palin awesome beats all previous awesomeness by totally kicking their asses!

    And she does it in cute shoes which elevates the awesomeness by a factor of 100.

21. Live Free Or Die says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Well at least the title of Frank’s new book is ready. The Content is pretty thin though.

22. James Flames says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    How about pirate vs. ninja awesome?

23. James Flames says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    or Rick Astley vs. Nirvana awesome?

24. MikeLL says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Uh oh. Frank Advice. Cannabis: Mess with your mind.

    I was wondering about that plant you drew on the table in the cartoon post yesterday. Guess I now know what that plant was.

25. Dohtimes says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    Every awesome beats that Awesome Meater thing you had going previously.

26. IH8Socialist says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    The Fred, Palin, Darth Cheney, and Chuck Norris governing this fine land. The thought make me all tingly inside.

27. ZK says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    How about super-duper-ultra-mega-hyper-more-awesome-than-Fred-Thompson-Chuck-Norris-Sarah-Palin-Mr.-T-Strong-Bad-and-an-entire-army-of-giant-robots-combined awesome?

28. George guy says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Most Awesome:

    Fred Thompson to the Supreme Court, or Attorney General
    Sarah P: POTUS
    Chuck Norris: VP
    State: John Bolton
    DefenseWar: Mike Ditka
    Treasury: SarahK (“Mr. Shiny says don’t spend money that doesn’t exist!”)
    Interior: Al Sharpton, just for a joke.
    Homeland Security Defense:Ted Nugent
    National Security Advisor: Dick Cheney
    Press Secretary: Donald Rumsfeld

29. midwestconservative says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 7:08 am

    If you think you’re awesome , you’re probably not.

30. Evan says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 7:44 am

    Yeah mate!!! You are right…
    We must not satisfied at any point of our life we should wish more and more…that encourage us to do well in our life…

31. Corona says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    If you think it’s awesome, but it’s not, it’s Chiffon.

32. zzyzx says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Awesome is as awesome does.

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