Comments on: I Miss The Days When the Left Was Still Parodyable – UPDATED AGAIN

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:28:27 +0000

dumb broads.

Lets see, call the c from arkansas a bitch, you must appologize. Call the sitting governor of a state everything except white, cause for applause.
F those homosexual women cs. ( I would normally use the actual word, but I have for respect for the fine ladies that read this blog. As for the leftist garbage. Why bother.

By: Pianogirl88

Pianogirl88 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:40:45 +0000

I’ve always thought the word “bitch” has gotten a bad rap. When my college students complain that someone has called them that word, I tell them to think of it as being an acronym for Babe In Total Control of Herself. Works for me!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:01:31 +0000

“petard”?!!! That’s offensive to the mentally challenged!

That’s why I always say, “Hoist on their own retard”.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:04:10 +0000

ussjimmmycarter & Harvey…. huh huh huh you guys said petard huh huh huh huh huh.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:59:10 +0000

“petard”?!!!

That’s offensive to the mentally challenged!

By: ussjimmmycarter

ussjimmmycarter — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:26:10 +0000

Liberals…hoisted on their own petard!!! BWAAAAAAA!!!!

By: chip

chip — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:44:49 +0000

What?

I’m lost.

They had to apologize for making a video that was only very slightly funny?

Why?

If I was any of those beers I would be more upset by the childish comparisons to politicos based on the name of my beer.

By: George guy

George guy — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:20:55 +0000

Obama would drink Arrogant Bastard Ale except for the fact that he's not awesome enough.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:44:56 +0000

And for the record? When I commented I thought it was a Basil production.

Yes, I’m starting to mistake FrnakJ’s alter egos/multiple personalities for each other.

That’s creepier than the FrnakJ avatar.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:08:57 +0000

Harvey, I think I speak for everyone here, even the trolls, when I say,
Please get rid of that creepy FrnakJ avatar!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s creepier than the black helicopters circling my compound.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:43:29 +0000

I was stationed in the San Fran Bay area in 87 & 88 (USS Enterprise was in Alameda, CA). I got to read the local papers in SF & Berkeley, so I know EXACTLY how insane the Reagan presidency made the libs. It made me giggle a LOT

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:26:41 +0000

I miss the foregone days of yore (“yore” meaning “right up to about this time last year ago & the 7 years prior”), when dissent was the highest form of patriotism. Now it’s just racist.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:12:52 +0000

I miss the days when liberals protested, screamed, marched, and yelled harmlessly about how much better things would be if they were in charge.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:53:58 +0000

See? That’s the problem with the younger generation.

You want everything easy.

Why, in my day we had Bill Clinton wagging his finger at us, lying his ass off and the media and their congressional allies screaching, “It’s all about sex!!!”

And scant years earlier, at the fall of the USSR and the Iron Curtain and Berlin Wall, I got to listen to Democrats wax nostalgic for how they were buddies with Ronnie Raygun and worked together in the Cold War and only offered constructive criticism, which the media reported with a straight face.

And we were thankful.

Now get off my lawn.

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:08:24 +0000

You know that you’ve really touched on a nerve when the left gets all uppity & squeaky about a parody they know damn well to be as close to reality without actually reporting a genuine story.

Looks like not even centrist liberals are allowed to joke around. It’s damn good thing they didn’t suggest Victory Brewing ‘Golden Monkey’ ale…someone might’ve gotten sued, or even worse, had to go on TV with Sharpton for saying something that might possibly be construed by someone as possibly being slightly racist in an indirect sort of way – and that’s a hate crime!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:08:22 +0000

I’m sorry, I have a hard time finding liberals funny.

The only time to laugh at them is after you’ve just punched them in the face.

By: Suihei Deloi

Suihei Deloi — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:20:43 +0000

I wondered why Gates ordered a Red Stripe – I though Arrogant Bastard Ale was a bit more appropriate. Plus the selection for Hillary could’ve been better. Wicked Witch would’ve been a much better choice. ; )

By: Harvey

Harvey — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:21:05 +0000

BRS – Here’s the deal on that. Picture me posting this:

“It’s just so incredibly offensive to us that these crass and thoughtless misogynists called Hillary a…you know… ‘b’-word,” said Andi Zeisler, Editorial Director of Bitch Media.

Thing is, I would never write that. It’s too over the top, too hamfisted, too unsubtle. I can be blunt in my satire at times, but that line completely lacks artistic merit.

No one would even bother to check it on Snopes, because it SOUNDS so fake. It’s like something out of an old Looney Tunes cartoon.

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:24:17 +0000

With all the things going on in the world, It’s nice to know there are people that are petty enough to complain about the inconsiquntial things in life. If I didn’t click on Harvey’s links, I’d have belived this was another News Fakery.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:43:41 +0000

The entire Obama cult will be parodied by ABC this fall.
See this preview in which: the world awakens to new overlords hovering above the populace like czars or commisars,
a charming face and soft demeanor disguise an agenda obvious to a few though invisible to most,
young people are enthralled by the ‘coolness’ of the leader who is worshiped for spreading “hope”,
the ‘watchdog’ press is made a lapdog,
those who won’t bow the knee are chided for refusing ‘change’,
false messiah topples a symbol of THE Messiah,
and the soft shelled hope and change army reveals a reptilian core.
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.
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I wonder if ABC will put any styrofoam columns on the ships.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:20:07 +0000

All the Cs on the left are outraged calling hillary something other than C. yet no one noticed that the classless one drank a watered down girls beer.

When he goes to drink a beer, I hope he fails.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:17:11 +0000

I knew all this craft beer mania would get out of hand someday.
I think they put more thought and energy into designing the labels than into the quality of the beers they produce.
there’s a metaphor in there somewhere.

By: OutbackJon

OutbackJon — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:53:03 +0000

An “Instigator Doppelbock” for Crowley? Have some respect, the man was doing his job.

By: Basil

Basil — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:42:07 +0000

Um, did you notice that one of the signatories of the complaining letter in the column was:
Andi Zeisler
Editorial Director
Bitch Media

Words fail me.

By: Basil

Basil — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:38:22 +0000

How silly would the left look if after all this feigned outrage, Hillary came out and said she thought it was funny and held no ill feelings?

And she’d do that, too, if she wasn’t a mad bitch.