Internet Addiction
They now have a rehab center for internet addiction. I’m against this. If anyone ever tells you that you should visit IMAO less, he is a bad bad man. I want you to report him to us immediately so we can egg his house. You can never visit IMAO too many times.
Hey, I wonder if I just put up a funny new post? You better refresh to see if I did. Just keep refreshing until something new appears.
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August 24th, 2009 at 10:33 am
…nope, nothing yet……….still no………….no……….huh uh…………nope………….not yet………
August 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Will this be a treatable disorder under ObamaCare cured by deleting everything except BHO websites?
August 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
If you hear anyone tell you to go to IMAO less, or anything else about internet addiction that seems fishy, please report it to flag@imao.us
August 24th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I have mixed feelings. Of course one should not visit IMAO less, but there are evil web sights out there that make you want to place infant dogs inside kitchen appliances. Those who visit such sights probably need urgent medical care.
August 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
A place for Internet addiction?
Do they have wi-fi?
August 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am
The article for an internet addiction rehab center has a link to their website.
August 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
My compulsive visiting of IMAO is not an addiction. It’s more like a hobby. But sometimes on the weekends when there are no posts I get this erratic little twitch and some halucinations. But I definitely DO NOT have a problem.
August 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
They got a rehab for everything now don’t they.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I do curl up in a ball and cry when IMAO is not posting. Is that a problem?
August 24th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Just inserted this in the header:
<meta http-equiv=”refresh” content=”5″ />
Shouldn’t cause any major problems, should it? Five seconds is about the average attention span, right?
August 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
AHHHHHHH! 1′s and 0′s!!! They’re eveywhere! GET ‘EM OFF ME! GET ‘EM OFF ME!!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
LOL #4 and #5.
It’s like the Department of Redundancy Department
and will probably soon be added to the ADA list of approved different-abilities, as well as being paid for by the taxpayers
August 24th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
First meeting of Internet Addiction Anonymous was in Larry Johnson’s mom’s basement.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
“…mailto: “flag@imau.us” subject: “Evil Person Who Told Me Not To Come Here!”>”
August 24th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
A new movie by Michael Moore called Internet Madness the New Menace covers it all…Opening crawl: The motion picture you are about to witness may startle you! It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. The Internet.
Opening crawl: Is the Internet – A violent narcotic? – An unspeakable scourge? – The Real Public Enemy Number One?!
Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup – fifteen years old and an Internet addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Ah yes. I remember. Just a young boy… under the influence of the Internet… who killed his entire family with an axe.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
” IH8Socialist says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
They got a rehab for everything now don’t they.”
Hey, psychologists need jobs too!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Yeah the only reason the Left hates the New Media is because it kicks the butt of the Old Media, telling the truth that the DNC-MSM refuses to.
August 24th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
That rehab center for internet addicts sounds pretty cool. Do they have an online version?
August 24th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Internet addiction? Naw. Never. Just keep those new posts coming every five minutes Frank or my hands will start shaking again. And then the visions of laughing monitors and creepimg keyboards… Ahhh! Need new posts!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hey, I’m not addicted to teh internets…I can quit anytime I want.
August 24th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I’m addicted to rehab!
August 24th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Regular doses of IMAO cured my stress-induced depression. I’m anti-depressant free for the first time in 11 years. (Seriously). LONG LIVE IMAO!!!
August 25th, 2009 at 1:42 am
5 of 7, got any leftover anti-depressants?
I’ve been on too many news sites lately.
August 25th, 2009 at 7:43 am
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August 25th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
#23 – Terry_Jim,
Sorry, dude! My last shipment from the VA got lost in the mail – which is how I found out I didn’t need them anymore. Try reading Terry Pratchett Discworld novels – they always mellow me out!
“Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks around, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves.”
- Terry Pratchett, Thud!, 2005.