Jokes to Play on Obama While He’s on Vacation

Obama is on vacation, so it’s the perfect time to mess with his stuff and play jokes on him:

* Reprogram his teleprompters to automatically translate everything to Klingon.

* Replace all his spending bills with spending cuts. When he gets back he’ll be like, “What?! The deficit has gone down instead of up? Something as gone horribly wrong!”

* Replace the Democrat congressmen with people from the insane asylum and see how long it takes him to notice. “There’s Pelosi going on about people-faced spiders again. You tell those townhall protesters!”

* Schedule Biden for a primetime press conference. Don’t give him a teleprompter and tell him to speak off the cuff.

* Put rattlesnakes in all his desk drawers. He’ll be like, “Ow! A snakebite! I’ll just open this drawer to get the anti-venom… Aieee! Another snake! Enough is enough! I have had it with these wee-weed snakes on this wee-weed desk!”

* Invade a country while he’s gone. Man will he be surprised when he gets back!

* Instead of flying him back home, fly him to France and see how long it takes him to notice. “Wow, people are more accepting of my socialist positions than I thought!”

* Edit his Saul Alinksy’s Rules for Radicals book to include a rule that you should talk like a pirate.

* Don’t let him in the White House when he gets back telling him we found his Kenyan birth certificate which made McCain president who was so shocked that he immediately had a heart attack… so guess who’s president now!

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41 Comments

  1. Call him pretending to be Robert Gates and tell Barry you need him to immediately sign off on the supplemental Defense spending bill authorizing the purchase of 200 feet of flightline, a gallon of prop-wash, and a carton of grid squares.

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  2. “* Replace the Democrat congressmen with people from the insane asylum and see how long it takes him to notice.”

    That already happened years ago, and most democrat voters still haven’t noticed.

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  3. FormerHostage: LOL! We didn’t use those first two in the Army (my USAF relatives did), but we requisitioned many pallettes of grid squares. Of course, at the Class IX warehouse, we demanded those requests be on a Form India Delta Ten Tango.

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  4. Set traps all ovet the White House, like over his chair in the oval office, to drop buckets on his head.
    Another option is have Ted Kennedy be his limo driver on Martha’s Vineyard for the “MaryJo” tour. It’s okay, Obama can swim.

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  6. * Don’t let him in the White House when he gets back telling him we found his Kenyan birth certificate which made McCain president who was so shocked that he immediately had a heart attack… so guess who’s president now!

    Don’t tease me!

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  7. * Greet Michelle on her return with a surprise Wookiee Life Day party
    * Replace Obama’s DVD collection with all region 2 discs
    * Hillary in high-heeled boots, a whip and a topless pantsuit
    * On the Oval Office desk, a gift-boxed ticking alarm clock with a tag that says “From: Bill Ayers”
    * Fill all his head buckets with aragula
    * Replace teleprompter screens with mirrors so he spends his next entire press conference screaming “STOP STARING AT ME, FOUL DOPPLEGANGERS!”

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