Comments on: Obamacare Myths and Facts

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:39:57 +0000

Don’t be zilly!

By: zil

zil — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:29:49 +0000

This is a real good one…you got those facts down pat…”With Obama leading the economy, you were probably going to lose your job and insurance anyway.” That’s a fact?

What a shitty, shitty post.

Does not give any facts just opinion.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:08:18 +0000

MYTH: Obamacare will practice “preventative medicine.”
FACT: Obamacare will prevent you from getting medicine.

MYTH: There will be no placebos under Obamacare.
FACT: But there will be “pablum.” Just take your pablum and shut the #$%@ up.

MYTH: If you oppose Obamacare, you’re a white, right-wing, racist Nazi.
FACT: Hey, haven’t you figured out that Obamacare IS for “white, right-wing, racist Nazis?”

By: Steve In Tulsa

Steve In Tulsa — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:23:50 +0000

MYTH: Obama care will be free
FACT: A new healthcare tax will be added to your paycheck taking several hundred dollars. You only make several hundred dollars? Oops. Guess you will have to starting working longer hours.

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:20:48 +0000

Myth: Obamacare will fund abortion
Fact: After the one-year wait time for any procedures, that problem takes care of itself.

By: Chase

Chase — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:33:29 +0000

Silhouette, he didn’t correctly use “hoi polloi.” “Hoi” means “the”, thus he said “the the many”

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:02:25 +0000

Myth: O-bah-muhhCare will cover those with pre-existing conditions that were denied health insurance under private plans.>>> Fact:That coverage, under O-bah-muhhCare, will consist of being flagged,ignored,re-routed,and ultimately assigned to the Final Transition Tutorial Tribunal

By: The Kid

The Kid — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:45:00 +0000

Folks need to stop talking about the Details of the non-health care bill and simply oppose government sponsored health care.

The bill could be one sentence that says – Free health Care for Everyone at the Mayo Clinic for Life ! and a month after it passes the feds will turn it into the hellhole that it is now. Though it deserves mention that these suckers are so arrogant that they actually tell you ahead of time in black and white in the bill that you have a hellhole to look forward to after it passes.

They must be half dead from laughing so hard about the fact that ANYONE supports this thing.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:15:07 +0000

Obamacare is an oxymoron. THE OBAMA doesn’t give a rats a$$ about you or me (just our money)

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:30:20 +0000

Myth: breast implants will be available under the “need to improve self esteem clause” of ObamaCare
Fact: Im actually ok with this part

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:56:43 +0000

Myth: Old people will be cut off under ObamaCare

FACT: We don’t know about Old People, but under free free free Gender Reassignment Surgery many other “things” will indeed not only be cut off but paid for by ObmaCare!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:17:11 +0000

Myth: if you cut your finger bad enough that you need stiches under Obamacare you’ll still be able to get stiches.
Fact: under Obamcare they’ll just cut the finger off cause it’s cheaper than stiches

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:03:39 +0000

MYTH: Abortions will be covered under ObamaCare.

FACT: Although technically correct, plans are underway to vastly expand eligibility for the Abortion procedure past the 3rd and 4th trimester into and including the 60th, year of any viable tissue mass deemed a drain on said system by a panel of “End-of-Life Super Extra Sensitive (We Care) Government Counselors Dressed Like Super Successful Postal Carriers”…

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:52:16 +0000

With Obama leading the economy, you were probably going to lose your job and insurance anyway.

That one made me laugh, right up ’til the reality of it sunk in.

MYTH: Obamacare will be similar in nature to Cuba’s smashing success in nationalized health care.
FACT: We still have that pesky ol’ “free market” crap in the way, so it’ll be a few years before we even catch up to Castrocare.

MYTH: Obamacare will reduce the elderly & terminally ill to little more than once-beloved pets that became a burdensome nuisance & had to be “put down”, like Old Yeller.
FACT: 1. That’s just silly; what’s love got to do with it?
2. In this case, it’s not you who are averse to water & rabid.

By: Raving Lunatic

Raving Lunatic — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:50:47 +0000

MYTH: Socialized medicine is a failure in Canada, and tens of thousands come to the US for medical care regularly.
FACT: Hey, weren’t you racists all against illegal immigration? Problem solved, so shut up!

By: Dr. Mayhem

Dr. Mayhem — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:36:46 +0000

MYTH: Obama cares.
FACT: He actually doesn’t.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:25:30 +0000

MYTH: If your penis turns green from low-quality socialized medicine it will need to be amputated.
FACT: Your penis will not need amputation. It will simply fall off by itself.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:14:05 +0000

MYTH: Obamacare will finance abortions with tax dollars for folks on the “public” option.
FACT: Technically, we will borrow those dollars from the Chinese, no tax dollars will be involved.

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:01:34 +0000

I just received this viral e-mail directly from the White House. I forwarded it to flag@whitehouse.gov and asked them to please send the union thugs they sent out to beat the well dressed protesters to the guy that sent the e-mail to me because it appeared to me he needed a good beating.

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:39:32 +0000

Super PlusGood Grammar Award for correctly using hoi polloi.

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:32:35 +0000

Myth: Disgruntled Gov’t Healthcare physicians will come to work with guns and wipe out their full waiting rooms.
Fact: #1 This will be referred to as “Going Medical”
Fact: #2 Guns? What guns? Guns are no longer available under this regime.

Myth: Physicians will be allowed to discuss euthanasia with their patients.
Fact #1: Waiting rooms will be full of patients waiting to have their “end of life cards” stamped.
Fact #2: Youth in Asia will be eligible for ObamaCare.

Myth: The President’s birth certificate is totally legitamate and is of no further concern to you.
Fact: *Your” birth certifcates, however, will be issued with expiration dates.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:27:33 +0000

I know all of you come to IMAO as your primary news source

That’s because you’re more accurate than the MSM

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:19:58 +0000

Myth: ObamaCare will force private insurance companies out of business.
Fact: Private Business sounds fishy and should be reported immediately to the Obama administration in exchange for super extra sweet brownie points!