Random Thoughts
Just because people are going to find something else to mock you for isn’t a good reason to wear underwear on your head.
I bet the Beer Summit would have been more successful and less stupid if they had pony rides.
A great show idea would be a guy who is Pope by day and expert assassin by night.
At the Beer Summit, Obama should have had a guy in a polar bear costume attack everyone so he could fight it off. He’d be a hero! If the polar bear costume wasn’t very realistic looking, he’d just look silly, though.
Fire is just something our parents made up to scare us from playing with matches.
Assuming makes an ass out of you and Ming the Merciless.
Carpe Diem: Sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching, embezzle like no one is accounting.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
…or a bucket.
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
If Obama truly wanted to foster racial harmony with the beer summit, he would’ve bought a keg and met them in the presidential movie theater for a showing of Super Troopers.
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
Or he could take on a real polar bear! C’mon, Barry – man up!
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
Was that underwear on Obama’s head?
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:47 am
I’m betting it was Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy.
You ever seen “Monsignor Martinez” on King of the Hill?
“Vaya…Con Dios.”
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:53 am
Might explain why no one in Russia wants to shake his hand (and why his ears stick out).
By the by has anyone seen this.
Scroll down for the actual pictures. This man is in serious trouble. What with town hall meeting debacles (Selusoutus and Turncoat Spitter getting shouted down almost everywhere they go) and idiot members of Congress and their “I can’t actually be expected to READ the bill. It’s too long and has too many big words in it. ”
Sounds like government schooling to me.
Actually it’s what you get when you vote for people because of their race, gender or ethnicity. See you learn something new everyday.
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
Dum loquimur, fugerit invida
Aetas: carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
I took latin for four years in school. This translates;
“While we’re talking, envision time is fleeting: Sieze a liberal by the neck and put no trust in those who would violate your posterium region with their credula…!” I think that means Barney Frank Types!
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Just because people are going to find something else to mock you for isn’t a good reason to wear underwear on your head.
When Obama doesn’t have a bucket on his head it’s Barney Franks Boxers or Pelosi Panties that are on his head.
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 am
I was trying to envision Marko’s implication: Lyndon Johnson on Obama’s head. But that’s too much envisioning for me right now so I’ll stick to underwear. I can deal with that, especially with his head protruding out.
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 am
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 am
A great show idea would be a guy who is Pope by day and expert assassin by night.
Ummm, the last time that happened they had a 30 Years War. Which would be a good idea for a TV show except it would have to be HBO or Skinemax as they were really into…uhhh…. bad things. Sorta like Tony Soprano without nice haircut and suits.
As for carpe diem, get with the times, it’s carpe scrotum now.
Hey FrnakJ, do you read Failblog? Check it out today (helmet fail) at first I thought that was Obama Win, but then I realized it was a white guy.
Does that make me racist?
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
“Carpe Diem only works for the passionate” – Ticklepenny Corner
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
“I bet the Beer Summit would have been more successful and less stupid if they had pony rides.”
The “beer summit” was truly a teachable moment. The lesson learned is: If you’re a democrat and there’s a conflict you don’t have the guts to deal with, turn to beer. It’s worked for Ted Kennedy for decades.
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I always thought of ‘Father Guido Sarducci’ as a likely Priest/Assassin.>>>Fire, the grave, and government: always demand more.>>>I’d apologize to Ming, but I assume he’d show no mercy.
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
‘Cash For Clunkers’ would be more successful if we could get cash for turning in our Congressional Clunker-persons.
August 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Alright…who’s the prick who is impersonating my buddy JImmy? We know that Jimmy was captured months ago by the dark forces of Obama/Hillary and has been stuffed away since enduring all known (and some unknown) techniques of “left-wing progressive mind-body bonding and feelings of your feminine side seminars” and using his name in vain while he “transforms” is just cold!
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Carpe per Diem- Seize the check
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I’ve been working on a screenplay about a Pope/assassin for years. It’s called Self Indulgence… get it? He pre-forgives himself for the murders. It’ll be awesome as long as Ang Lee doesn’t direct it.
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
No, ussjc. I think it’s me commenting here. Lemme check. (Pinch.) Yeah, it is. It’s OK.
But I have to admit my signal is travelling about 46,000 miles through alien space owned by liberal scientists (have you seen the latest stat’s on them? Mostly liberal pony tail dweebs, they are!).
I promise to come back to the planet some day. Not that I want to. I’m having second thoughts about it – it looks crazy from here.
By the way, I ran into spacemonkey out here. I think. Lemme check…
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
COGITO, ERGO ARMATIUM SUM: I think , therfore I am armed.
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
The beer summit was THE OBAMA’s idea therefore it’s stupidity is unavoidable. As one of the bumper sticker on my truck says ” If Obama is the answer it must have been a stupid question”
August 4th, 2009 at 4:34 am
Ming the Merciless is not an ass. She is a Pug and a very good girl. She just had her 12th birthday for which she got a very nice treat, a cornbread muffin with a mountain of cheese and bacon.
Anymore rude comments about Ming the Merciless and I’ll have my German Shepherd, who loves her sister Ming bite Rowdi’s nose off.